DVS Offerings

Monday, Aug 2
12:00 AM

Suicide Squad Special, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Hosted by John Cena and Nicole Byer with Camille Kostek serving as field host, the all-new series takes viewers on a white-knuckle ride, featuring new course elements that will push contestants' athleticism, endurance and determination to even greater extremes as they fight to win the grand cash prize.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Suicide Squad Special, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Hosted by John Cena and Nicole Byer with Camille Kostek serving as field host, the all-new series takes viewers on a white-knuckle ride, featuring new course elements that will push contestants' athleticism, endurance and determination to even greater extremes as they fight to win the grand cash prize.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

6:02 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with the Mugging, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Boob Job, The (DVS)

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Helping Handis (DVS)

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures by giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets more attention than anyone expected.

TV-14

5:30 PM

With Friends Like Steve's (DVS)

American Dad

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's obese friend, who is in fact malicious (without his medication) and plots to replace Steve completely. Meanwhile, Roger does an impressive keg stand and becomes a fraternity brother.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Tears of a Clooney (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is feeling depressed as another birthday comes around. In an effort to cheer her up, Stan helps Francine hatch a plan to break George Clooney's heart. Meanwhile, Roger adopts a bunch of orphans to help work his vineyard.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Camp Refoogee (DVS)

American Dad

Stan tries to get Steve to attend summer camp; the only one he can find, however, turns out to be a refugee camp in Africa. Meanwhile, Roger and Francine take up role-playing, though they can't come up with a mutual backstory.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Art Crawl (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda asks Bob to let her sister hang her paintings in the restaurant for Art Week, Bob finds he's forced to contend with the city's Art Council, a shady troop of intimidating old ladies who control the art exhibited around town. Meanwhile, Louise, Gene and Tina are thrilled by all the attention their own art receives in the restaurant.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob and Gene start watching Spaghetti Western films, they wind up alienating Louise. As Gene takes pointers from the films on how to deal with his archrival at school, Tina takes out her aggression and fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Burger Wars (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Pesto's Pizzeria, wants to take over Bob's lease so that he can expand his gift shop. With little time and not enough money, the Belcher family must cook up some business or luck to save the restaurant.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Quagmire's Quagmire (DVS)

Family Guy

Quagmire purchases a new laptop, which promptly gets infected by viruses from all of the dirty websites he visits. When he takes it in to be fixed, the technician, Sonja, is unfazed by his browser history and actually recommends alternate sites. Impressed, Quagmire asks her out on a date.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Fistful of Meg, A (DVS)

Family Guy

A new kid arrives at James Woods High and quickly earns the nickname "Mental Mike" for his aggressive and violent reputation.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Boopa-Dee Bappa Dee (DVS)

Family Guy

The Quahog 5 News reports an ongoing price war between airlines has led to extremely reduced fares. Lois takes advantage of the situation and purchases tickets to Italy for the family.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Life of Brian (DVS)

Family Guy

While visiting 17th century Jamestown in his time machine, Stewie gives guns to the Native Americans in an effort to be amiable. Back in the present, Stewie and Brian are surprised to discover that Native Americans are now in control of the entire country.

TV-14

10:30 PM

In Harmony's Way (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Quagmire both scream when a bee flies by and realize they harmonize well together. They start writing and singing songs in their spare time. Mort overhears them one day and is amazed by their talent. He offers to manage them since he used to have his own record label in the 70's.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Christmas Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins visit the Quahog Mall for the Christmas Carnival only to find that it has been canceled. Upset, Stewie begins to act out.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Danger, Danger Everywhere (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Crashes, face-plants, whiplash, gun-wounds, sword slashes and even mousetraps are hazards awaiting our contestants if they put even a foot wrong tonight. The stakes are sky high as usual in the worlds' most extreme talent show. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreisher.

TV-14

Tuesday, Aug 3
12:00 AM

Grimm Job (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie is having trouble falling asleep, so Peter decides to read him three fairytales from the Brothers Grimm. As he reads, familiar Quahogians become characters in the stories.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Go Out With a Bang! (DVS)

Go-Big Show

The Semi finals are near and our contestants are desperate to get there. With live bulls, live ammo and a nail in the face, who's risking the most for a shot at the $100,000 prize in the most extreme talent show ever? Our judges: Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes decide. Hosted by Bert Kreisher.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Plot Heavy (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Last Chance, The (DVS)

Go-Big Show

With only three places left in the semi finals, the contestants go further than ever before. Whether defying death by monster truck or acid, sharpshooting with a slingshot and football or doing stunts with a scooter and weights you won't believe, the world's most extreme show concludes its opening round. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreisher.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Danger, Danger Everywhere (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Crashes, face-plants, whiplash, gun-wounds, sword slashes and even mousetraps are hazards awaiting our contestants if they put even a foot wrong tonight. The stakes are sky high as usual in the worlds' most extreme talent show. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreisher.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Go Out With a Bang! (DVS)

Go-Big Show

The Semi finals are near and our contestants are desperate to get there. With live bulls, live ammo and a nail in the face, who's risking the most for a shot at the $100,000 prize in the most extreme talent show ever? Our judges: Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes decide. Hosted by Bert Kreisher.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Last Chance, The (DVS)

Go-Big Show

With only three places left in the semi finals, the contestants go further than ever before. Whether defying death by monster truck or acid, sharpshooting with a slingshot and football or doing stunts with a scooter and weights you won't believe, the world's most extreme show concludes its opening round. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreisher.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Semifinals (DVS)

Go-Big Show

It's time for the semi finals where 6 round one winners return with all-new acts going bigger than ever before! There's only one spot in the finale up for grabs, from flaming log-juggling and human target practice to death-defying crossbow tricks, the competition is fiercer than ever! Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Emergency Contractor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with the Donor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

American Dad After School Special, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option (DVS)

American Dad

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Lincoln Lover (DVS)

American Dad

Greg introduces Stan to the Langley Falls Log Cabin Republicans. Only after Stan is taken with their fabulous ways does he realize that it's a gay group. To gain further acceptance into this wonderful group, Stan decides to become gay. Meanwhile, Terry is furious to discover Greg is a Republican.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Dungeons and Wagons (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets mixed up in street racing to put some excitement back in his marriage. After Hayley breaks up with Jeff Fischer, Jeff becomes video game pals with Steve. In an attempt to get Jeff back, Hayley kills Steve's beloved video game character.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Death Is a Bitch (DVS)

Family Guy

Death pays Peter a visit when he claims "deceased" on insurance forms.

TV-14

9:30 PM

King Is Dead, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois asks Peter to be the producer of "The King and I.''

TV-14

10:00 PM

Escape Hatch Identification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Recollection Dissipation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 4
12:00 AM

Cognition Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Gyroscopic Collapse, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

What Happens in Branchwater (DVS)

Miracle Workers

The wagon train stops in the sinful town of Branchwater, luring Ezekiel into a night of debauchery and temptation. Meanwhile, Benny finds his favorite saloon has transformed into an inauthentic tourist trap.

TV-MA

2:00 AM

What Happens in Branchwater (DVS)

Miracle Workers

The wagon train stops in the sinful town of Branchwater, luring Ezekiel into a night of debauchery and temptation. Meanwhile, Benny finds his favorite saloon has transformed into an inauthentic tourist trap.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Mango, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry learns Elaine pretended to enjoy their intimacy; Kramer is banned from a fruit store.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Puffy Shirt, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry appears on the Today Show wearing a silly shirt.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Sniffing Accountant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Kramer and Newman investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffle.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Bris, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A religious ceremony makes Jerry and Elaine apprehensive about being godparents.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Lip Reader, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George enlists a lip-reader to learn why his girlfriend dumped him.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Late Thanksgiving, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party, The (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Last One Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Iced, Iced Babies (DVS)

American Dad

With Steve busy with his girlfriend, Francine decides she wants another baby. Stan, however, does not, so he secretly gets a vasectomy. But Francine discovers he still has sperm left in a CIA sperm bank. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a professor at Hayley's community college and earns the adoration of a psycho student.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Of Ice and Men (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's competitive streak is unleashed when he and Francine start ice dancing together. Stan dumps Francine to compete with Roger. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get a mail order Russian bride.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Irregarding Steve (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve realizes he's smarter than Stan, he throws it in Stan's face and moves with Roger to New York City to become writers. There, they quickly realize they're short on street smarts when they fall in with the pretentious hairdresser, Mr. Beauregard. Meanwhile, we catch a glimpse of the lives of the squirrels living in the Smith's backyard.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Best Christmas Story Never Told, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.

TV-14

9:00 PM

I Am Peter Hear Me Roar (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

TV-14

9:30 PM

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

43 Peculiarity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Gorilla Dissolution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it; and caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 5
12:00 AM

Matrimonial Momentum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Romance Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Cubicle, The (DVS)

New Girl

Jess insists on picking up the tab for Robby's medical bill, but she is shocked to learn the total. Schmidt and Winston help Cece get her new modeling agency off the ground (and out of the loft). Meanwhile, Reagan is in no hurry to read Nick's new novel.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Cece's Boys (DVS)

New Girl

Decision-making appears to be a problem for Jess on her quest for a new vice principal. Cece recruits Jess and Reagan in her search for new models; and the guys get a surprise during an enjoyable day at a spa.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Hike, The (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Robby make an unexpected discovery about their relationship while on a hike. Winston plans a party for Aly, and Schmidt & Cece fall short short of impressing their new neighbors.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Glue (DVS)

New Girl

When Nick freaks out after Reagan lands him a book signing, Jess scrambles to boost his confidence and help it go smoothly. Winston reveals to Schmidt and Cece that he's proposing to Aly but needs their help to execute the big plan.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Operation: Bobcat (DVS)

New Girl

Valentine's Day finds Jess assuring the gang that she's a perfectly contented single, while Schmidt is in the running for a big promotion and Winston's proposal to Aly gets expedited.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Alley-Oops (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate's hand, which threatens their chance for a championship. Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby's team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls and the diner gang prepare for their big night on the red carpet as the premiere of the film about Caroline's life arrives. Max and Caroline contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One Where Underdog Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Bush Comes to Dinner (DVS)

American Dad

President Bush comes to dinner when Stan wins an essay-writing contest. Hayley is determined to bring down the presidency after Roger accidentally gets Bush drunk. Meanwhile, Roger thinks he's found Osama bin Laden.

TV-14

7:30 PM

American Dream Factory (DVS)

American Dad

Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, so he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Running Mates (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks, A (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Point and Pump (DVS)

Cube, The

The pressure is mounting as two new teams enter the Cube for another chance at winning $250,000. With 9 lives and 7 games, who has what it takes? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Road to Rhode Island (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Can I Get Out of Here? (DVS)

Cube, The

The world's toughest game show continues, as Dwyane Wade welcomes Paralympic Gold medalists Oksana Masters and Aaron Pike as they take a break from training for Tokyo 2021. Will they see that gold floor in the Cube or will they meet their match?

TV-14

10:30 PM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

11:30 PM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 6
12:00 AM

Point and Pump (DVS)

Cube, The

The pressure is mounting as two new teams enter the Cube for another chance at winning $250,000. With 9 lives and 7 games, who has what it takes? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Can I Get Out of Here? (DVS)

Cube, The

The world's toughest game show continues, as Dwyane Wade welcomes Paralympic Gold medalists Oksana Masters and Aaron Pike as they take a break from training for Tokyo 2021. Will they see that gold floor in the Cube or will they meet their match?

TV-14

2:00 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

11:00 AM

And the Break-Up Scene (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline thinks she's doing Max a favor but she is really stealing Max's thunder when she takes it upon herself to facilitate Max's breakup with Robbie.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Rich People Problems (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gets a taste of Caroline's posh life when they break into her former townhouse to retrieve her night guard.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial (DVS)

American Dad

Feeling shunned by Steve, Roger befriends a new boy, Henry. Their honeymoon is short lived as Henry starts abusing Roger. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine hijack the Pibbmobile in an effort to save the fledgling soft drink from going off the market forever.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Four Little Words (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so she'll stop asking questions.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

8:30 PM

I Can't Stan You (DVS)

American Dad

Stan drives himself crazy worrying about his neighbors' opinion of him. Roger and Steve become con artists.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Let's Go to the Hop (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Dammit Janet (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Weekend at Morts (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and his family are forced to spend the weekend at Mort the Mortician's while the restaurant is being eradicated of toxic mold. Linda and Bob double-date with Mort and a female mortician he meets on-line, while Tina babysits Gene and Louise at the crematorium.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Lobsterfest (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After the town's annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in disarray, and the town has spurned him. Meanwhile, the kids secretly try lobster for the first time.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 7
12:20 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

2:20 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

3:20 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

5:20 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Can I Get Out of Here? (DVS)

Cube, The

The world's toughest game show continues, as Dwyane Wade welcomes Paralympic Gold medalists Oksana Masters and Aaron Pike as they take a break from training for Tokyo 2021. Will they see that gold floor in the Cube or will they meet their match?

TV-14

12:30 PM

Non-Fat Yogurt, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine suspect Kramer's yogurt shop is causing their weight gain.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

1:30 PM

Cigar Store Indian, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's gift to Elaine offends Elaine's friend.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

Stall, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue. George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

Can I Get Out of Here? (DVS)

Cube, The

The world's toughest game show continues, as Dwyane Wade welcomes Paralympic Gold medalists Oksana Masters and Aaron Pike as they take a break from training for Tokyo 2021. Will they see that gold floor in the Cube or will they meet their match?

TV-14

4:00 PM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

8:30 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

11:00 PM

What Happens in Branchwater (DVS)

Miracle Workers

The wagon train stops in the sinful town of Branchwater, luring Ezekiel into a night of debauchery and temptation. Meanwhile, Benny finds his favorite saloon has transformed into an inauthentic tourist trap.

TV-MA

11:30 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

Sunday, Aug 8
12:30 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

1:30 AM

Overboard (DVS)

Leonardo, a selfishly rich playboy, falls off his yacht and wakes up to find himself in the hospital with amnesia. Seeking retribution for all the times Leonardo treated her poorly, one of his employees, Kate, decides to retrieve him from the hospital and convince him he's her husband. As a single mother to three daughters struggling to make ends meet, Kate could use a little help around the house and with the children. Will their new family last or will Leonardo finally put the clues together and leave them for good?

TV-14

2:00 AM

What Happens in Branchwater (DVS)

Miracle Workers

The wagon train stops in the sinful town of Branchwater, luring Ezekiel into a night of debauchery and temptation. Meanwhile, Benny finds his favorite saloon has transformed into an inauthentic tourist trap.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Can I Get Out of Here? (DVS)

Cube, The

The world's toughest game show continues, as Dwyane Wade welcomes Paralympic Gold medalists Oksana Masters and Aaron Pike as they take a break from training for Tokyo 2021. Will they see that gold floor in the Cube or will they meet their match?

TV-14

3:30 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

4:00 AM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Overboard (DVS)

Leonardo, a selfishly rich playboy, falls off his yacht and wakes up to find himself in the hospital with amnesia. Seeking retribution for all the times Leonardo treated her poorly, one of his employees, Kate, decides to retrieve him from the hospital and convince him he's her husband. As a single mother to three daughters struggling to make ends meet, Kate could use a little help around the house and with the children. Will their new family last or will Leonardo finally put the clues together and leave them for good?

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Hitting the Trail (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Set in 1844, small-town reverend Ezekiel Brown enlists wanted outlaw Benny the Teen to lead his people west along the Oregon Trail. Repressed prairie wife Prudence Aberdeen responds to the freedom of the trail, pulling her away from her wealthy husband Todd.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Fording the River (DVS)

Miracle Workers

The wagon train must ford a dangerous river, leading to a moral struggle between Ezekiel and Benny over the soul of the group. Meanwhile, Prudence and Todd meet hipster pioneers living #wagonlife.

TV-MA

12:00 PM

Hunting Party (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Ezekiel signs up for a buffalo hunting expedition to prove his manhood. Meanwhile, Benny teaches Prudence how to be a bandit.

TV-MA

12:30 PM

What Happens in Branchwater (DVS)

Miracle Workers

The wagon train stops in the sinful town of Branchwater, luring Ezekiel into a night of debauchery and temptation. Meanwhile, Benny finds his favorite saloon has transformed into an inauthentic tourist trap.

TV-MA

4:30 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Dinner Party, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Pie, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A date's refusal to eat pie obsesses Jerry. A mannequin resembles Elaine.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Stand-In, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Fire, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Opposite, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Perspiration Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Also, Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Bachelor Party Corrosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her unsuspecting family that she and Leonard eloped.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

2003 Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Perspiration Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Also, Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

Monday, Aug 9
12:00 AM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

12:37 AM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

3:37 AM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Magnificent Steven, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes Steve and his friends on a cattle drive through Langley Falls in an effort to turn them into men. But when Stan eats beef tainted with mad cow disease, it's up to the boys to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger pits Francine and Hayley against each other for his own amusement.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Joint Custody (DVS)

American Dad

Stan tries to get an unsuspecting Jeff Fischer out of his life for good by taking him on a road trip to Florida, where there is a warrant out for Jeff's arrest. Meanwhile, Roger wants to turn Jeff in himself so he can claim the reward money. Francine, Hayley, and Steve want to intervene as Stan and Roger battle it out on the road, but they are stranded at the Smith house until they can find Francine's car keys.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Vacation Goo, The (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths find out that their outstanding family vacations have only been experiences in virtual reality. Stan vows to redeem himself by taking the family on a cruise, but when they are stranded on a remote island, things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Roger goes from cruise ship singer to a dancer in a seedy gentlemen's club.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Meter Made (DVS)

American Dad

In order to be taken more seriously, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters, and impressing Francine with his prowess. But when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Torpedo (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob's hero, a washed-up professional baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends the Belcher's, and Bob is ecstatic until he finds out about the dark underbelly of baseball.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Belchies, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Bob Day Afternoon (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Mom's the Word (DVS)

Family Guy

After some questionable food choices, Peter accidentally soils himself at work. Ashamed, he heads home and finds all of his family and friends have gathered there. He thinks they're going to make fun of him but they're actually there to deliver some sad news. His mother, Thelma, has passed away.

TV-14

9:00 PM

3 Acts of God (DVS)

Family Guy

It's football season and the Patriots have just lost their tenth game in a row. A disgruntled Peter joins Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland at The Clam to drink and complain about their home team. Peter suddenly has an epiphany while watching the post-game show: the teams that defeat the Patriots consistently thank God for carrying them to victory.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Fresh Heir (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter breaks his promise to take Chris on a fishing trip, leaving Chris feeling rejected. Lois suggests he spend more time with Carter, who has a broken leg and needs someone to take care of him.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Secondhand Spoke (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter discovers he can skip out of work by taking smoke breaks. He begins smoking to dodge other tasks and soon gets addicted. When he wakes up one day with sunken cheeks and gray skin, Lois pushes him to visit a smoking rehab clinic.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Herpe the Love Sore (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie is fascinated by the blood oath in The Outlaw Josey Wales and begs Brian to perform the same ritual with him. After some nagging, Brian finally relents. They cut their palms and firmly shake hands, thus becoming blood brothers. The next morning, Stewie wakes up to find his lip has broken out with herpes sores.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Most Interesting Man in the World, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter attends theater shows, museums, and other high culture events across the country. Eventually, he transforms into a sophisticated and scholarly individual.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Semifinals (DVS)

Go-Big Show

It's time for the semi finals where 6 round one winners return with all-new acts going bigger than ever before! There's only one spot in the finale up for grabs, from flaming log-juggling and human target practice to death-defying crossbow tricks, the competition is fiercer than ever! Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

Tuesday, Aug 10
12:00 AM

He's Bla-ack! (DVS)

Family Guy

With the Brown family moving back to Quahog, it looks like the old gang is reunited. But Peter's friendship with Cleveland is quickly put on hold when Donna and Lois butt heads over different parenting styles, and forbid them to see each other.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Go Big, Fly High (DVS)

Go-Big Show

The semi finals continue as six more outstanding first-round winners return with all-new acts. They're battling for just ONE spot in the finale. Whether it's jumping from the biggest ramp on TV or filling their mouth with rattlesnakes, the acts' risk life and limb for a shot at the $100,000 prize on the world's most outrageous talent show. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Sinister Fate!!, The (DVS)

American Dad

A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.

TV-14

1:30 AM

This Show is on Fire! (DVS)

Go-Big Show

It's the last chance for our acts to reach the finale. Whether crashing monster trucks, setting themselves on fire or pushing their bodies to agonizing extremes, no-one is holding back in their attempts to get the $100,000 prize… and make sure you stick around for a huge surprise! Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Semifinals (DVS)

Go-Big Show

It's time for the semi finals where 6 round one winners return with all-new acts going bigger than ever before! There's only one spot in the finale up for grabs, from flaming log-juggling and human target practice to death-defying crossbow tricks, the competition is fiercer than ever! Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Go Big, Fly High (DVS)

Go-Big Show

The semi finals continue as six more outstanding first-round winners return with all-new acts. They're battling for just ONE spot in the finale. Whether it's jumping from the biggest ramp on TV or filling their mouth with rattlesnakes, the acts' risk life and limb for a shot at the $100,000 prize on the world's most outrageous talent show. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

4:30 AM

This Show is on Fire! (DVS)

Go-Big Show

It's the last chance for our acts to reach the finale. Whether crashing monster trucks, setting themselves on fire or pushing their bodies to agonizing extremes, no-one is holding back in their attempts to get the $100,000 prize… and make sure you stick around for a huge surprise! Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Very Go Big Final, A (DVS)

Go-Big Show

In a spectacular and emotional finale, only four of the totally amazing acts remain. They must push their performances to the max in the hopes of winning the $100,000 prize and becoming the first Go Big Show Champion. Judged by Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Really Petty Cash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Johnny's girlfriend, Cashandra has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Reality Check (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job so the horse will have lodging and shelter for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for television reality show Real Housewives of TriBeCa.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Dope and Faith (DVS)

American Dad

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but the friend turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard, but the plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Big Trouble in Little Langley (DVS)

American Dad

Francine's Chinese adoptive parents drop in. Stan can't stand them and tries to find Francine's real parents, but when it becomes obvious they are selfish people who gave up Francine because she would cramp their lifestyle, Stan makes a detour and never introduces them to Francine.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Haylias (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, unhappy with the decisions Hayley is making for herself, decides to set her up with a proper husband. He gets her to go along by using her "activation word" which was ingrained in her during CIA summer camp visits when she was little. She listens to everything Stan says, but because it takes too long, reverts to a "mind clause" to kill her handler - Stan.

TV-14

8:30 PM

42-Year-Old Virgin (DVS)

American Dad

While playing poker with the guys, Stan is exposed as a virgin, but not in the traditional way - he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.

TV-14

9:00 PM

There's Something About Paulie (DVS)

Family Guy

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

TV-14

9:30 PM

He's Too Sexy for His Fat (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Proposal Proposal, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Retraction Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Relaxation Integration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 11
12:00 AM

Explosion Implosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Collaboration Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Proton Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Raincoats Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires. George sells his dad's clothes.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Raincoats Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires. George sells his dad's clothes.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Chaperone, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer chaperons Jerry's date with a beauty contestant.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Big Salad, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Pledge Drive, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry cashes old birthday checks from his grandmother.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Chinese Woman, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Secret Ingredient (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the midst of her new obsession with couponing, Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Surro-Gate (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska border, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Most Adequate Christmas Ever, The (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Franny 911 (DVS)

American Dad

Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?

TV-14

8:30 PM

Tearjerker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Story on Page One, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Wasted Talent (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Platonic Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium; a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily; and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Opening Night Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Prof. Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 12
12:00 AM

Empathy Optimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Rumspringa (DVS)

New Girl

Nick and Schmidt plan a relaxing day trip for Jess, who is nervous about taking over as principal, but the outing takes a surprise turn. Cece helps Winston try to finalize his divorce from Rhonda, but gets caught in the middle of a series of never-ending pranks involving him and Aly.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Young Adult (DVS)

New Girl

Jess is concerned she may not be a cool principal, so she recruits Nick and the Pepperwood Chronicles to give her a popularity bump among the students. Schmidt hires a real go-getter as an assistant and Winston wonders if Furguson is two-timing him.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Five Stars for Beezus (DVS)

New Girl

Jess believes the time is right to let Nick know how she feels about him. Later, Nick meets with a book publisher; Aly helps Winston reunite with an important person; and Cece and Schmidt get big news.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Socalyalcon VI (DVS)

New Girl

Jess worries that Reagan, who's just returned from a business trip, is spending too much time as Nick's "girlfriend." Schmidt and Cece worry about security in their new home; and Aly tells Winston an embarrassing secret.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Misery (DVS)

New Girl

Jess runs away from her feelings for Nick by heading to Portland to take care of her dad. At a work party with Reagan, Nick turns panicky when he realizes they really don't know each other. Aly steels herself for her introduction to Winston's mom and learns the woman hasn't been told they are cops.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Broken Hearts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Valentine's Day and Max shows her softer side when Earl has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital after seeing Sophie all dressed up. Meanwhile, Caroline attempts to rekindle an old flame of hers.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the One Night Stands (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Spring Break (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline take a vacation from their lives when they are asked to dog-sit at a couple's posh apartment.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Oedipal Panties (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan's mom, Betty, gets dumped by a boyfriend for the umpteenth time, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in Betty's life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Red October Sky (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worst when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Celebration Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Thin White Line Part 1 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Tesla Recoil, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

10:30 PM

Confidence Erosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Matrimonial Metric, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 13
12:00 AM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

2:00 AM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Drug Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In an effort to raise money to help Caroline's father, Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Messy Purse Smackdown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline promises Earl that she will drop his tax return in the mail but when she learns that Max has never filed her taxes, she gets sidetracked trying to help Max.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold (DVS)

American Dad

After officially being declared dead due to an accident, Stan comes back to life and realizes he dreams of leaving a legacy on the world. He excavates his home in search of Ollie North's Contra-band buried treasure.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Spring Break-Up (DVS)

American Dad

With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a Spring Break Buddy and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.

TV-14

8:30 PM

1600 Candles (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains by having experimental medicine injected into Steve's head.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Brian Does Hollywood Part 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (DVS)

Family Guy

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 14
3:00 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Couch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Gymnast, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

11:00 AM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Gymnast, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Soup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

2:00 PM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Aquaman (DVS)

When half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry learns that he is heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, he must discover if he is worthy of being who is was born to be, the king of his kingdom and a hero to the world.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Aquaman (DVS)

When half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry learns that he is heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, he must discover if he is worthy of being who is was born to be, the king of his kingdom and a hero to the world.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

Sunday, Aug 15
12:30 AM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

3:30 AM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

4:00 AM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

12:00 PM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom reveals her son's name to George.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Race, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An ex-classmate questions Jerry's status as the fastest runner in high school.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Will They or Won't They? (DVS)

Cube, The

Lovebirds Elie and Keyana are fierce competitors and are on the verge of making Cube history but will they go all the way? Then we meet engineers Jenni and Marie as they use science in their attempts to beat the Cube. Will it be a big bang or will they bottom out? Hosted by 3-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade, it's The Cube.

TV-G

6:00 PM

Go Hard or Go Home (DVS)

Cube, The

They came to beat the The Cube with their scientific superpowers, but will engineers Jenni and Marie finish with a Big Bang? Next up, best friends Audrey and Kavi are determined that The Cube is no match for their positive energy and unbreakable bond. 3-time NBA champ Dwyane Wade hosts the world's toughest gameshow.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Celebration Experimentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Application Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Solder Excursion Diversion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Big Bear Precipitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Viewing Party Combustion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Positive Negative Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrate by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Celebration Experimentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Application Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.

TV-PG