DVS Offerings

Thursday, Apr 18
12:04 AM

Bully for Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes tired of Steve never standing up for himself. To help, he becomes a bully and picks on Steve. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out on a date.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Holy Crap (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter invites his religious father to live with the family.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Pirate Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Cornhusker Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

Fired Up (DVS)

New Girl

Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school's new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

7:04 AM

Episode 91249

Conan

Guest: Jim Jefferies

TV-14

8:04 AM

Fired Up (DVS)

New Girl

Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school's new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Dance (DVS)

New Girl

Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance, and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.

TV-14

10:04 AM

Last Wedding, The (DVS)

New Girl

At the last wedding of the summer, the gang makes a pact: each of them will get lucky by night's end. Jess sets her sights on the best man, who also has caught the eye of a beautiful scientist. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Nick get an indecent proposal, Winston recovers from his police academy training, and Coach panics when he realizes he has already hooked up with every woman at the party.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Pet Cemetery

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray gives Alley the difficult news about Pumpernickel's untimely death.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Walk to the Door, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Ray meets a girl from his past, he worries he treated her disrespectfully.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Trash Talker

King of Queens, The

Doug's grade school nemesis (Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Awful Bigamy

King of Queens, The

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Alternate Side, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

Friday, Apr 19
12:04 AM

Son of Stan (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Brian in Love (DVS)

Family Guy

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Subway, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Boyfriend Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

March 6, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal meets a family whose "American Dream" led to the opioid crisis, tracks the Fox News evolution into state TV, and sends Amy Hoggart to answer the question that's on all of our minds: what's the deal with Brexit?

TV-MA

6:04 AM

January 30, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal does a deep dive into former Trump adviser and probable Bond villain, Roger Stone. Plus, Sam teams up with Nyle DiMarco to teach police officers an important lesson on not shooting unarmed civilians!

TV-MA

7:04 AM

Episode 91250

Conan

Guest: Bill Hader

TV-14

8:04 AM

Puzzle Master, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake surprises Amy with an investigation into a string of arsons connected to her favorite crossword puzzle author, Vin Stermley. Gina helps Holt jazz up his Commissioner candidate speech, and Terry, Rosa, Hitchcock and Scully argue over who is most deserving of the new detective car.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Box, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake embarks on an all-night long interrogation to elicit a confession out of a suspect. But when Captain Holt skips the opera in order to stay back and help, the two cops clash over how to get him to talk.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Young Girl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Sneeze, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

When someone sneezes on Ray, he fears he is going to come down with something dreadful.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Foe: Pa

King of Queens, The

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Alter Ego

King of Queens, The

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try and stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend (Rachel Dratch).

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Stan's Food Restaurant (DVS)

American Dad

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.

TV-14

Saturday, Apr 20
12:04 AM

Thor: The Dark World (DVS)

Exploring Thor's relationship with the Asgardian all-father Odin, as well earthbound companion Jane Foster, "Thor: The Dark World" follows the God of Thunder to The Nine Realms beyond Asgard and earth. And as his evil half-brother, Loki, returns for Asgardian justice, a new threat rises. Also rejoining Thor are his fellow Asgardians, Lady Sif, gatekeeper Heimdall and Warriors Three, as they encounter mythical Norse creatures among evildoers.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Death Is a Bitch (DVS)

Family Guy

Death pays Peter a visit when he claims "deceased" on insurance forms.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Go Tina on the Mountain (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the inclement weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany, with the help of a hermit living in the woods. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty-nesters.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Thor: The Dark World (DVS)

Exploring Thor's relationship with the Asgardian all-father Odin, as well earthbound companion Jane Foster, "Thor: The Dark World" follows the God of Thunder to The Nine Realms beyond Asgard and earth. And as his evil half-brother, Loki, returns for Asgardian justice, a new threat rises. Also rejoining Thor are his fellow Asgardians, Lady Sif, gatekeeper Heimdall and Warriors Three, as they encounter mythical Norse creatures among evildoers.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Sherlock Holmes (DVS)

Sherlock Holmes has made his reputation finding the truth at the heart of the most complex mysteries. With the aid of Dr. John Watson, his trusted ally, the renowned "consulting detective" is unequaled in his pursuit of criminals of every stripe, whether relying on his singular powers of observation, his remarkable deductive skills, or the blunt force of his fists. But now a storm is gathering over London, a threat unlike anything that Holmes has ever confronted and just the challenge he's looking for. After a string of brutal, ritualistic murders, Holmes and Watson arrive just in time to save the latest victim and uncover the killer: the unrepentant Lord Blackwood. As he approaches his scheduled hanging, Blackwood--who has terrorized inmates and jailers alike with his seeming connection to dark and powerful forces--warns Holmes that death has no power over him and, in fact, his execution plays right into Blackwood's plans. And when, by all indications, Blackwood makes good on his promise, his apparent resurrection panics London and confounds Scotland Yard. But to Holmes, the game is afoot. Racing to stop Blackwood's deadly plot, Holmes and Watson plunge into a world of the dark arts and startling new technologies, where logic is sometimes the best crime-fighting weapon--but where a good right hook will often do the job.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

7:04 AM

Sherlock Holmes (DVS)

Sherlock Holmes has made his reputation finding the truth at the heart of the most complex mysteries. With the aid of Dr. John Watson, his trusted ally, the renowned "consulting detective" is unequaled in his pursuit of criminals of every stripe, whether relying on his singular powers of observation, his remarkable deductive skills, or the blunt force of his fists. But now a storm is gathering over London, a threat unlike anything that Holmes has ever confronted and just the challenge he's looking for. After a string of brutal, ritualistic murders, Holmes and Watson arrive just in time to save the latest victim and uncover the killer: the unrepentant Lord Blackwood. As he approaches his scheduled hanging, Blackwood--who has terrorized inmates and jailers alike with his seeming connection to dark and powerful forces--warns Holmes that death has no power over him and, in fact, his execution plays right into Blackwood's plans. And when, by all indications, Blackwood makes good on his promise, his apparent resurrection panics London and confounds Scotland Yard. But to Holmes, the game is afoot. Racing to stop Blackwood's deadly plot, Holmes and Watson plunge into a world of the dark arts and startling new technologies, where logic is sometimes the best crime-fighting weapon--but where a good right hook will often do the job.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Super Bowl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is sent to cover the Super Bowl for the newspaper and must choose who to take with him.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Silent Partner

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is upset when she realizes she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Christmas Present

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys an elaborate Christmas gift for Debra.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Super Bowl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is sent to cover the Super Bowl for the newspaper and must choose who to take with him.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Silent Partner

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is upset when she realizes she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Vocal Discord

King of Queens, The

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Consummate Professional

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

TV-14

5:04 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (DVS)

Heroes Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are allied with Captain Barbossa in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow from his mind-blowing trap in Davy Jones Locker; meanwhile, the terrorizing ghost ship, the Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones--under the control of the East India Trading Company--wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas. Navigating through treachery, betrayal and wild waters, they must forge their way to exotic Singapore and confront the cunning Chinese pirate Sao Feng. Now headed beyond the very ends of the earth, each must ultimately choose a side in a final, titanic battle as their lives and fortunes--and the entire future of the freedom-loving pirate way--hang in the balance.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

Thor: The Dark World (DVS)

Exploring Thor's relationship with the Asgardian all-father Odin, as well earthbound companion Jane Foster, "Thor: The Dark World" follows the God of Thunder to The Nine Realms beyond Asgard and earth. And as his evil half-brother, Loki, returns for Asgardian justice, a new threat rises. Also rejoining Thor are his fellow Asgardians, Lady Sif, gatekeeper Heimdall and Warriors Three, as they encounter mythical Norse creatures among evildoers.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

Sunday, Apr 21
12:04 AM

Thor: The Dark World (DVS)

Exploring Thor's relationship with the Asgardian all-father Odin, as well earthbound companion Jane Foster, "Thor: The Dark World" follows the God of Thunder to The Nine Realms beyond Asgard and earth. And as his evil half-brother, Loki, returns for Asgardian justice, a new threat rises. Also rejoining Thor are his fellow Asgardians, Lady Sif, gatekeeper Heimdall and Warriors Three, as they encounter mythical Norse creatures among evildoers.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

6:04 AM

Roller Skating Jam Named Saturdays, A (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Shay rededicates a neighborhood landmark and reconnects with her old skate crew. Tray and Bobby get caught up helping an OWL (old white lady) in distress.

TV-MA

7:04 AM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

9:04 AM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

10:04 AM

Net Worth

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' kart business without consulting her.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Pole Lox

King of Queens, The

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Humm Vac

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Net Worth

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' kart business without consulting her.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Pole Lox

King of Queens, The

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Shear Torture

King of Queens, The

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (DVS)

Heroes Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are allied with Captain Barbossa in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow from his mind-blowing trap in Davy Jones Locker; meanwhile, the terrorizing ghost ship, the Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones--under the control of the East India Trading Company--wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas. Navigating through treachery, betrayal and wild waters, they must forge their way to exotic Singapore and confront the cunning Chinese pirate Sao Feng. Now headed beyond the very ends of the earth, each must ultimately choose a side in a final, titanic battle as their lives and fortunes--and the entire future of the freedom-loving pirate way--hang in the balance.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

Edge of Tomorrow (DVS)

In the near future in which a hive-like alien race, called Mimics, have hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, shredding great cities to rubble and leaving millions of human casualties in their wake. No army in the world can match the speed, brutality or seeming prescience of the weaponized Mimic fighters or their telepathic commanders. But now the world's armies have joined forces for a last stand offensive against the alien horde, with no second chances. Lt. Col. Bill Cage is an officer who has never seen a day of combat when he is unceremoniously demoted and then dropped-untrained and ill-equipped-into what amounts to little more than a suicide mission. Cage is killed within minutes, managing to take an Alpha down with him. But, impossibly, he awakens back at the beginning of the same hellish day, and is forced to fight and die again...and again. Direct physical contact with the alien has thrown him into a time loop-dooming him to live out the same brutal combat over and over. But with each pass, Cage becomes tougher, smarter, and able to engage the Mimics with increasing skill, alongside Special Forces warrior Rita Vrataski, who has lain waste to more Mimics than anyone on Earth. As Cage and Rita take the fight to the aliens, each repeated battle becomes an opportunity to find the key to annihilating the alien invaders and saving the Earth.

TV-14

7:04 PM

RoboCop (DVS)

In a crime-ridden, futuristic Detroit, a wounded-cop returns to the street as a cyborg law enforcer.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Edge of Tomorrow (DVS)

In the near future in which a hive-like alien race, called Mimics, have hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, shredding great cities to rubble and leaving millions of human casualties in their wake. No army in the world can match the speed, brutality or seeming prescience of the weaponized Mimic fighters or their telepathic commanders. But now the world's armies have joined forces for a last stand offensive against the alien horde, with no second chances. Lt. Col. Bill Cage is an officer who has never seen a day of combat when he is unceremoniously demoted and then dropped-untrained and ill-equipped-into what amounts to little more than a suicide mission. Cage is killed within minutes, managing to take an Alpha down with him. But, impossibly, he awakens back at the beginning of the same hellish day, and is forced to fight and die again...and again. Direct physical contact with the alien has thrown him into a time loop-dooming him to live out the same brutal combat over and over. But with each pass, Cage becomes tougher, smarter, and able to engage the Mimics with increasing skill, alongside Special Forces warrior Rita Vrataski, who has lain waste to more Mimics than anyone on Earth. As Cage and Rita take the fight to the aliens, each repeated battle becomes an opportunity to find the key to annihilating the alien invaders and saving the Earth.

TV-14

Monday, Apr 22
12:04 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Plimpton Stimulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Lunar Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Plimpton Stimulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Lunar Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Conan Without Borders: Australia

Conan

Conan is back with another international adventure. On this show, we'll find Conan down under, where he learns how to speak like a native Aussie, survive the outback and play Australia Rules football.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

9:04 AM

Say Uncle

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Frank Paints the House

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Inn Escapable

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Say Uncle

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

2:04 PM

Inn Escapable

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

4:04 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

5:04 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:04 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic (DVS)

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

10:04 PM

As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. Meanwhile, Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Mission Impos-slug-ble (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Louise's extensive Burobu card collection gets confiscated at school, she devises a tricky plan to get them back. Meanwhile, Bob must give a eulogy for an old acquaintance, despite an unfortunate incident that happened years ago.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Apr 23
12:04 AM

Most Interesting Man in the World, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter attends theater shows, museums, and other high culture events across the country. Eventually, he transforms into a sophisticated and scholarly individual.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Meg Stinks! (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Meg bond during a college visit to Vermont. The two party all night resulting in Meg missing out on an important interview. Lois begins to worry that Peter is becoming too much of a distraction and warns Meg not to get too attached, but Meg is just happy to be getting positive attention from her father for the first time.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Chap Stewie (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie is happily watching the season finale of his favorite British television program when Chris and Peter suddenly show up in the living room, playing a game where they run around and hit each other with mattresses. Peter knocks Chris into the television set, which breaks and leaves Stewie furious because he can't watch his show. He throws a tantrum and gets sent to his room, where he decides to rebuild his time machine and use it to prevent his birth into the Griffin family.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Good Samaritan, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Baking Bad (DVS)

Family Guy

An earthquake strikes in Haiti, prompting Lois to start a blood drive to help the victims. She gives homemade cookies to all the blood donors. Peter loves the cookies so much he thinks they can make money by selling them.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Roller Skating Jam Named Saturdays, A (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Shay rededicates a neighborhood landmark and reconnects with her old skate crew. Tray and Bobby get caught up helping an OWL (old white lady) in distress.

TV-MA

6:04 AM

Good Samaritan, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her.

TV-PG

7:04 AM

Episode 91251

Conan

Guest: Isaac Hempstead Wright

TV-14

8:04 AM

DFW (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake invites his newly discovered half-sister to stay with him in New York, but when he and Amy realize she's a bit of a nightmare, they must find a way to get her back home to Dallas.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Show Me Going (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Rosa responds to an active shooter alert, the rest of the squad is forced to stay back, desperately fearing for her safety. Feeling helpless, Jake frantically brainstorms ways to offer his assistance, Terry faces an existential crisis and Gina and Amy try to make themselves useful by fixing Rosa's broken toilet.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Ally's Birth

Everybody Loves Raymond

While escorting Ally to a father/daughter dance, Ray reminisces about the day she was born.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

No Roll

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Move Doubt

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Apartment Complex

King of Queens, The

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Trip Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

7:04 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

Wednesday, Apr 24
12:04 AM

School Lies (DVS)

American Dad

Overlooked for promotion for twenty years, Stan decides to woo the Senator who supervises the CIA task force. Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy as the Senator's daughter, but Steve ditches school and Roger takes his place.

TV-14

1:04 AM

I Am Peter Hear Me Roar (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Gorilla Dissolution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it; and caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Locomotion Interruption, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

First Pitch Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

Scenario (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Bobby blows an important loan meeting for Tray, who has to reconsider his business relationship with his cousin. Shay drags Amira to a birthday party so she can spend time with her new friend Faith.

6:04 AM

Scenario (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Bobby blows an important loan meeting for Tray, who has to reconsider his business relationship with his cousin. Shay drags Amira to a birthday party so she can spend time with her new friend Faith.

7:04 AM

Episode 91252

Conan

Guest: Vir Das

TV-14

8:04 AM

Landline (DVS)

New Girl

When Coach's liaison with the school nurse gets messy, vice principal Jess must enforce a new no fraternization policy among the teachers. But the tables soon get turned when she finds herself attracted to the hot new science teacher. Meanwhile, Nick is enjoying being Schmidt and Winston's secretary after the loft gets a new home phone.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Goldmine (DVS)

New Girl

Nick pretends to be gay to make his status as Jess' ex less of an issue to her new beau. To Coach's annoyance, Winston works his long game on their attractive neighbors, Michelle and Viv. Meanwhile, Schmidt panics when Cece considers having a breast reduction.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Odd Man Out

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank is jealous when Marie spends time with Marco.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Marie's Sculpture

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's abstract sculpture horrifies Ray and Debra.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Knee Jerk

King of Queens, The

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Present Tense

King of Queens, The

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

10:04 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Jenny Fromdabloc (DVS)

American Dad

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

TV-14

Thursday, Apr 25
12:04 AM

Flirting With Disaster (DVS)

American Dad

Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Running Mates (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Crawl Space (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob learns that Linda's parents are coming for a visit, he takes drastic measures to avoid having contact with them. While fixing a leak in the attic, he pretends to get stuck while investigating a series of Prohibition Era passageways behind the walls. Bob manages to run the restaurant by ordering the family around from the safety of his wall maze, but then actually becomes stuck and begins to get a touch of cabin fever.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

5:04 AM

March 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal covers Tucker Carlson's naughty nature, unpacks the real motivation behind the attacks on Rep. Ilhan Omar, and tells the story of a group of female animators who put their own MeToo movement into motion.

TV-MA

6:04 AM

March 27, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal bids farewell to the Mueller investigation, traces Mick Mulvaney's ooze-covered path to the White House, and examines the battle that immigrants in the military are fighting... to stay in the military.

TV-MA

7:04 AM

Episode 91253

Conan

Guest: Howie Mandel

TV-14

8:04 AM

Girl Fight (DVS)

New Girl

A girl fight breaks out between Jess and Cece, and Schmidt immediately has second thoughts about trying to figure out what it's all about. Meanwhile, Nick dates Tran's granddaughter, and Winston is convinced she is keeping a secret from them.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Shark (DVS)

New Girl

After Winston graduates from the Police Academy, Nick and Coach worry about his safety especially when they meet his petite training officer. Meanwhile, Jess uses Schmidt to try and influence a councilwoman to stop the night construction taking place outside the loft.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Frank Goes Downstairs

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

It's Supposed fo Be Fun

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Sold-y Locks

King of Queens, The

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Four Play

King of Queens, The

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Hot Water (DVS)

American Dad

Stan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family.

TV-14

Friday, Apr 26
12:04 AM

Ward Show, A (DVS)

American Dad

After he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Fifteen Minutes of Shame (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Airport, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Apology Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

Boyfriend Complexity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Pick, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards.

TV-PG

7:04 AM

Episode 91254

Conan

Guest: Jon Rudnitsky

TV-14

8:04 AM

Jake & Amy (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

In the Season 5 finale, Jake and Amy's wedding day is threatened, and Charles and the whole squad rush to help save it. Amidst the chaos, Holt hesitates to open the email that will indicate if he has won his campaign for commissioner, despite Gina's encouragement. Terry gently pushes Rosa towards a potential love interest.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Tagger, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks the graffiti case he's investigating is below him until he discovers the culprit is the deputy commissioner's son. Gina's psychic friend gets under Charles's skin.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Older Women

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's father brings an older woman to Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Kicker, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank catches a record-setting football at a college game and refuses to return it to the kicker.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Acting Out

King of Queens, The

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

7:04 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

8:04 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Virtual In-Stanity (DVS)

American Dad

Stan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.

TV-14

Saturday, Apr 27
12:04 AM

Season's Beatings (DVS)

American Dad

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Let's Go to the Hop (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

3:04 AM

FIFA 19 PS4 Semis 2

ELEAGUE

The #1 PS4 FIFA player in the world, Nicolas, battles #25 Rasta Artur for a berth in the Playstation 4 Grand Finals.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

8:04 AM

Hot Pursuit (DVS)

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

10:04 AM

Tissues

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray demands more say in household matters.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Brace Yourself

King of Queens, The

An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Tissues

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray demands more say in household matters.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Brace Yourself

King of Queens, The

An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Olympus Has Fallen

When the President is kidnapped by a terrorist who seizes control of the White House (Secret Service Code: "Olympus"), disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped within the building. As the national security team rushes to respond, they must rely on Banning's insider knowledge to save the President and prevent an even greater catastrophe.

TV-14

5:04 PM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

7:04 PM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

8:04 PM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

Sunday, Apr 28
12:04 AM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

5:04 AM

College Road Trip

Melanie is eagerly looking forward to taking her first big step towards independence when she plans a "girls only" road trip to check out prospective universities. However, when her imposing police-chief dad insists on escorting her instead, she soon finds her dream trip turning into a nightmare full of misfortune and turmoil. Dad wants to assure total security and safety for his precious daughter, while Melanie has a 17-year-old's need to become a grown woman and have her own sense of independence. Now, even as dad and daughter bicker, banter and careen from one disaster to the next on their journey, they are about to discover that, sometimes, going that extra mile to be together can forge a family bond so strong it can withstand anything--even wild curves ahead.

TV-PG

6:04 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

7:04 AM

This Is Where I Leave You

When their father passes away, four grown siblings, bruised and banged up by their respective adult lives, are forced to return to their childhood home and live under the same roof together for a week, along with their over-sharing mother and an assortment of spouses, exes and might-have-beens. Confronting their history and the frayed states of their relationships among the people who know and love them best, they ultimately reconnect in hysterical and emotionally affecting ways amid the chaos, humor, heartache and redemption that only families can provide, driving us insane even as they remind us of our truest, and often best, selves.

TV-14

8:04 AM

College Road Trip

Melanie is eagerly looking forward to taking her first big step towards independence when she plans a "girls only" road trip to check out prospective universities. However, when her imposing police-chief dad insists on escorting her instead, she soon finds her dream trip turning into a nightmare full of misfortune and turmoil. Dad wants to assure total security and safety for his precious daughter, while Melanie has a 17-year-old's need to become a grown woman and have her own sense of independence. Now, even as dad and daughter bicker, banter and careen from one disaster to the next on their journey, they are about to discover that, sometimes, going that extra mile to be together can forge a family bond so strong it can withstand anything--even wild curves ahead.

TV-PG

9:04 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

10:04 AM

This Is Where I Leave You

When their father passes away, four grown siblings, bruised and banged up by their respective adult lives, are forced to return to their childhood home and live under the same roof together for a week, along with their over-sharing mother and an assortment of spouses, exes and might-have-beens. Confronting their history and the frayed states of their relationships among the people who know and love them best, they ultimately reconnect in hysterical and emotionally affecting ways amid the chaos, humor, heartache and redemption that only families can provide, driving us insane even as they remind us of our truest, and often best, selves.

TV-14

11:04 AM

Talk to Your Daughter

Everybody Loves Raymond

To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Cookies

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Skit, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship. Then, the older couple does the same for them with different results.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Talk to Your Daughter

Everybody Loves Raymond

To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Bad Words (DVS)

Guy Trilby, a 40-year-old misanthrope, makes waves at a regional spelling bee when due to a loophole in the rules, he is allowed to enter and later wins. Hurling insults at every turn, Guy advances to the national contest in Los Angeles, accompanied by a reporter who wants to discover his hidden motives for entering the bee. As the competition gears up, friendless Guy inexplicably forms a bond with a young speller who is feeling parental pressure to win.

TV-14

4:04 PM

Affair Trade

King of Queens, The

Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Management candidate Nick has been logging 12-hour days and eating everything his twisted supervisor Harken dishes out, toward the promise of a well-earned promotion. But now he knows that's never going to happen. Meanwhile, dental assistant Dale has been struggling to maintain his self-respect against the relentless X-rated advances of Dr. Julia Harris, when she suddenly turns up the heat. And accountant Kurt has just learned that his company's corrupt new owner, Pellit, is not only bent on ruining his career but plans to funnel toxic waste into an unsuspecting population. What can you do when your boss is a psycho, a man-eater or a total tool? Quitting is not an option. These monsters must be stopped. So, on the strength of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con whose street cred is priced on a sliding scale, the guys devise a convoluted but foolproof plan to rid the world of their respective employers permanently. But even the best-laid plans are only as good as the brains behind them.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Bad Words (DVS)

Guy Trilby, a 40-year-old misanthrope, makes waves at a regional spelling bee when due to a loophole in the rules, he is allowed to enter and later wins. Hurling insults at every turn, Guy advances to the national contest in Los Angeles, accompanied by a reporter who wants to discover his hidden motives for entering the bee. As the competition gears up, friendless Guy inexplicably forms a bond with a young speller who is feeling parental pressure to win.

TV-14

7:04 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

8:04 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Management candidate Nick has been logging 12-hour days and eating everything his twisted supervisor Harken dishes out, toward the promise of a well-earned promotion. But now he knows that's never going to happen. Meanwhile, dental assistant Dale has been struggling to maintain his self-respect against the relentless X-rated advances of Dr. Julia Harris, when she suddenly turns up the heat. And accountant Kurt has just learned that his company's corrupt new owner, Pellit, is not only bent on ruining his career but plans to funnel toxic waste into an unsuspecting population. What can you do when your boss is a psycho, a man-eater or a total tool? Quitting is not an option. These monsters must be stopped. So, on the strength of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con whose street cred is priced on a sliding scale, the guys devise a convoluted but foolproof plan to rid the world of their respective employers permanently. But even the best-laid plans are only as good as the brains behind them.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

Monday, Apr 29
12:04 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Git Up Git Out & Git Something (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray finds part-time work in the cafeteria of the kids' school and finds himself more determined than ever to make it as a chef. Shay straightens Josh out after he tells her that sometimes she "goes off" and scares white people.

TV-MA

3:04 AM

Scenario (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Bobby blows an important loan meeting for Tray, who has to reconsider his business relationship with his cousin. Shay drags Amira to a birthday party so she can spend time with her new friend Faith.

4:04 AM

Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner 2

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Featuring Bee's signature comedy and celebrity guests, the second not-annual "Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner" will bring together journalists, members of the media, and all those who are committed to reaffirming the First Amendment.

TV-MA

5:04 AM

Git Up Git Out & Git Something (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray finds part-time work in the cafeteria of the kids' school and finds himself more determined than ever to make it as a chef. Shay straightens Josh out after he tells her that sometimes she "goes off" and scares white people.

TV-MA

6:04 AM

Scenario (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Bobby blows an important loan meeting for Tray, who has to reconsider his business relationship with his cousin. Shay drags Amira to a birthday party so she can spend time with her new friend Faith.

7:04 AM

Bad Words (DVS)

Guy Trilby, a 40-year-old misanthrope, makes waves at a regional spelling bee when due to a loophole in the rules, he is allowed to enter and later wins. Hurling insults at every turn, Guy advances to the national contest in Los Angeles, accompanied by a reporter who wants to discover his hidden motives for entering the bee. As the competition gears up, friendless Guy inexplicably forms a bond with a young speller who is feeling parental pressure to win.

TV-14

8:04 AM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

9:04 AM

First Six Years Part 1, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Call Me Mom

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra agree to call their respective mothers-in-law mom.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Mild Bunch

King of Queens, The

Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.

TV-14

12:04 PM

First Six Years Part 1, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Call Me Mom

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra agree to call their respective mothers-in-law mom.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Mild Bunch

King of Queens, The

Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.

TV-14

3:04 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

Stanny Tendergrass (DVS)

American Dad

Hoping to show Steve the value of hard work, Stan gets Steve a job at a country club; Francine struggles to come up with her own catchphrase.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Old Stan in the Mountain (DVS)

American Dad

An old man places a hex on Stan, making him age at an alarming rate; Roger and Francine rehearse for a dance competition...but Roger has something up his sleeve.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Sexy Dance Fighting (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and decides to take matters into his own hands.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina is desperate to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party. But after Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob is forced to takes a second job as a late-night cab driver to pay for Tina's party. The situation worsens when the parents of Tina's crush refuse to let their son attend the party, and Bob has to do everything in his power to save his daughter's big day.

TV-14

Tuesday, Apr 30
12:04 AM

Brian the Closer (DVS)

Family Guy

A fight over a chew-rope with Peter leaves Brian toothless and disfigured. But after a visit with Quagmire's dentist, Brian puts his new "toothy" smile to the test, as a real estate agent.

TV-14

1:04 AM

2000-Year-Old-Virgin, The (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog! While shopping at the local mall for gifts, Peter and Lois run into an old friend, Jesus Christ. Over drinks, Peter and the gang discover Jesus is a virgin. Peter won't have it, and makes it his mission to get Jesus a girlfriend.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Our Idiot Brian (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg is worried that she won't do well on her SATs, so she convinces Brian to take the test for her. A confident Brian agrees to the challenge, and even dresses up like Meg, only to find out that he received the lowest score in the class.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Quagmire's Mom (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his checkbook is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really Justin.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Stewie Is Enceinte (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. In an effort to rekindle their friendship, Stewie decides that having a baby would bring them back together.

TV-14

5:04 AM

One-Woman Swole (DVS)

American Dad

After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Shoes, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive.

TV-PG

7:04 AM

Episode 91255

Conan

TV-14

8:04 AM

Vulture, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake vows to get revenge when a detective from Special Crimes takes over his nearly solved murder case. Captain Holt and Gina help Terry.

TV-14

9:04 AM

M.E. Time (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake hits on an attractive medical examiner at a crime scene and holds up the autopsy report; Amy's purse-snatching case is stalled when the sketch artist is out sick.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the Not Regular Down There (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is puzzled and curious when her new beau expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is "not regular down there." Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

TV-14

11:04 AM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Mother's Day

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Mother's Day feud between Debra and Marie has the women refusing to speak to each other.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Bigger Person, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert tries to play peacemaker between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Single Spaced

King of Queens, The

Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

China Syndrome Part 2

King of Queens, The

At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Handicap Spot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

6:04 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

8:04 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Dr. Klaustus (DVS)

American Dad

After tricking Roger into going to Iraq, Klaus assumes the role of the Smiths' psychologist, but his emphasis on emotional honesty backfires.

TV-14

Wednesday, May 1
12:05 AM

Less Money, Mo' Problems (DVS)

American Dad

Stan bets Jeff and Hayley that he and Fran can live on minimum wage for one month; Roger and Steve test-drive a Ferrari after Klaus brags about having driven one.

TV-14

1:05 AM

There's Something About Paulie (DVS)

Family Guy

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Expedition Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Prom Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while, Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Champagne Reflection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.

TV-PG

5:05 AM

Sound of Da Police (DVS)

Last O.G., The

After Josh and Tray have very different experiences teaching Shahzad to drive, he learns a hard lesson about privilege.

TV-MA

6:05 AM

Sound of Da Police (DVS)

Last O.G., The

After Josh and Tray have very different experiences teaching Shahzad to drive, he learns a hard lesson about privilege.

TV-MA

7:05 AM

Episode 91256

Conan

TV-14

8:05 AM

Crawl, The (DVS)

New Girl

When a new bar opens in the neighborhood, it completes the final piece of the puzzle for Nick's epic Valentine's Day pub crawl. Meanwhile, Jess and Ryan drunkenly contemplate their future, Coach meets a new woman over and over again and Schmidt tries to fit into the world of politics.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Spiderhunt (DVS)

New Girl

Schmidt is planning a midnight feast for Fawn at the loft when he spots a spider. Suddenly everyone's on lockdown as Schmidt's arachnophobia forces the group to go on a spider hunt. In the midst of this chaos, Winston inadvertently makes Jess think that Cece is in love with Nick.

TV-14

10:05 AM

And the No New Friends (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline falls in with the wrong crowd when she tries to make new friends after Max reconnects with an old friend.

TV-14

11:05 AM

And the Story Telling Show (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.

TV-14

12:05 PM

Cult, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Depressed Robert joins a support group that the family fears is a cult.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Homework

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Ray complains Ally is getting too much homework, Debra advises him to talk to her teacher.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Female Problems

King of Queens, The

Carrie befriends a new neighbor; Doug feels left out.

TV-PG

3:05 PM

Parent Trapped

King of Queens, The

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel stand.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

Pilot Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

Love, American Dad Style (DVS)

American Dad

Roger opens a crooner's bar in the Smith family's attic and recruits Hayley as his main entertainer. Soon all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice, including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

TV-14

10:05 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Ricky Spanish (DVS)

American Dad

Roger makes amends for the trouble he caused after he adopted a sociopathic persona; Stan and Fran get an unexpected visit from a Nigerian man whom they aided through a relief organization.

TV-14

Thursday, May 2
12:05 AM

Love, American Dad Style (DVS)

American Dad

Roger opens a crooner's bar in the Smith family's attic and recruits Hayley as his main entertainer. Soon all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice, including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

TV-14

1:05 AM

E Peterbus Unum (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Herb Garden Germination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.

TV-14

3:05 AM

Scavenger Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Prom Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while, Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.

TV-PG

5:05 AM

April 3, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal responds to the anti-abortion rhetoric seeping into the box office and state legislatures, makes getting vaccinated cool again, and unearths a huge white lie with the Lucas Brothers.

TV-MA

6:05 AM

April 10, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal uncovers the gross truth about Kellyanne and George Conway, unpacks the latest Trump administration purge at DHS, and meets the people hit the hardest by Trump's Muslim Ban.

TV-MA

7:05 AM

Episode 91257

Conan

TV-14

8:05 AM

Par 5 (DVS)

New Girl

Jess accompanies Fawn to a charity golf tournament, where the vice principal's attempts to make a good impression prove subpar. Meanwhile, Winston meets an attractive woman but needs to lie about being a cop.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Clean Break (DVS)

New Girl

In the Season 4 finale, Coach is moving out of the loft, while Schmidt gets rid of non-essentials and comes to realize what is really important to him, and Jess & Nick reminisce and try to determine how they feel about each other.

TV-14

10:05 AM

Big Mama P (DVS)

New Girl

Cece and Schmidt ask Jess and Nick to be maid of honor and best man at their wedding, so the two bridal-party members start to arrange an engagement party. But things take an unusual turn after Jess invites Cece's mom.

TV-14