DVS Offerings

Wednesday, Dec 11
12:12 AM

Life and Times of Stan Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes addicted to "dying" after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack. Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Road to Multiverse (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian visit alternate universes and become stuck in one ruled by dogs.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Spies Reminiscent of Us (DVS)

Family Guy

Actors Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase track down a spy hiding in Quahog; Peter, Joe and Quagmire start their own comedy improv group.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Matrimonial Metric, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Separation Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Junk Mail, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Slicer, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer buys a meat slicer. Jerry's date considers his job meaningless.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Mugging, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Bitchin' Race, The (DVS)

American Dad

The family competes on the reality show The Bitchin' Race. After Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine and team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

TV-14

Thursday, Dec 12
12:12 AM

Long Bomb, The (DVS)

American Dad

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Roger pretends to be an escort.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Hannah Banana (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins discover that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't so evil after all; Stewie befriends Miley Cyrus, who turns out to be an android.

TV-14

2:12 AM

How the Griffin Stole Christmas (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled.

TV-14

3:12 AM

21-Second Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with :21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Bus Pants Utilization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.

TV-PG

9:12 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Apology, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend teaches him some naked truths; George anticipates an apology.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Reverse Peephole, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Puddy wears a fur coat; Jerry doesn't use a wallet; Newman may face eviction.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Donor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

TV-14

Friday, Dec 13
12:12 AM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Business Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

When Mr. Pewterschmidt has a heart attack, Peter takes over his business.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Dial Meg for Murder (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter participates in a rodeo; Meg dates a prison escapee.

TV-14

3:12 AM

If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I'd Go for Her Too (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Murr doesn't want to "pucker up," and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?

TV-14

4:12 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Weekend Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party... and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Dependence Transcendence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up; Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together; and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Cartoon, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Susan's old friend Sally succeeds with a one-woman show about Jerry.

TV-PG

9:12 AM

Boyle's Hunch (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks an art gallery owner named Genevieve is Boyle's soul mate and tries to set them up on a date. Rosa tracks an inter-precinct theft. Holt asks Amy for help with an image campaign.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Into the Woods (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles talk Terry into going camping. Rosa receives relationship advice from Holt. Gina helps Amy prepare for a presentation.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Burning, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George seeks timely exits; Jerry's gal has a secret; Elaine learns Puddy is religious.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Frogger, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine eats Peterman's cake; Kramer helps George steal an arcade game.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

8:12 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 14
12:12 AM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Go, Stewie, Go! (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.

TV-14

2:12 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (DVS)

The sub zero heroes are back. Scrat is still trying to nab the ever elusive nut, while maybe finding true love. Manny and Ellie await the birth of their mini-mammoth. Diego the saber toothed tiger wonders if he's growing too soft and Sid the sloth gets into trouble when he creates his own makeshift family by hijacking some dinosaur eggs. On a mission to rescue the hapless Sid, the gang ventures into a mysterious underground world, where they have some close encounters with dinosaurs, battle flora and fauna, run amuck and meet a relentless, one eyed, dino-hunting weasel named Buck.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Lego Movie, The (DVS)

Emmet is an ordinary, rules-following, perfectly average LEGO minifigure who is mistakenly identified as the most extraordinary person and the key to saving the world. He is drafted into a fellowship of strangers on an epic quest to stop an evil tyrant, a journey for which Emmet is hopelessly under-prepared.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (DVS)

The sub zero heroes are back. Scrat is still trying to nab the ever elusive nut, while maybe finding true love. Manny and Ellie await the birth of their mini-mammoth. Diego the saber toothed tiger wonders if he's growing too soft and Sid the sloth gets into trouble when he creates his own makeshift family by hijacking some dinosaur eggs. On a mission to rescue the hapless Sid, the gang ventures into a mysterious underground world, where they have some close encounters with dinosaurs, battle flora and fauna, run amuck and meet a relentless, one eyed, dino-hunting weasel named Buck.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Surviving Christmas (DVS)

Facing another Christmas alone, Drew Latham decides to go back to his idyllic childhood home to spend the holidays with family. There is, however, one problem: the people living there now are not Drew's family. Nevertheless, Drew has his mind set on an old-fashioned family Christmas, and the fact that the "family" in question, the Valcos, are complete strangers, isn't about to put a crimp in his plans. Offering them a small fortune, Drew bribes his newfound "parents" to let him spend Christmas in their home, pretending to be part of the family. Just when the Valcos begin to question if any amount of money is worth being dragged all over town on such traditional family holiday excursions as Christmas shopping and the requisite choosing of the Christmas tree, their eldest daughter Alicia comes home for the holidays, with no intention of adopting a new "brother."

TV-14

7:12 PM

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (DVS)

The sub zero heroes are back. Scrat is still trying to nab the ever elusive nut, while maybe finding true love. Manny and Ellie await the birth of their mini-mammoth. Diego the saber toothed tiger wonders if he's growing too soft and Sid the sloth gets into trouble when he creates his own makeshift family by hijacking some dinosaur eggs. On a mission to rescue the hapless Sid, the gang ventures into a mysterious underground world, where they have some close encounters with dinosaurs, battle flora and fauna, run amuck and meet a relentless, one eyed, dino-hunting weasel named Buck.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

Lego Movie, The (DVS)

Emmet is an ordinary, rules-following, perfectly average LEGO minifigure who is mistakenly identified as the most extraordinary person and the key to saving the world. He is drafted into a fellowship of strangers on an epic quest to stop an evil tyrant, a journey for which Emmet is hopelessly under-prepared.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (DVS)

The sub zero heroes are back. Scrat is still trying to nab the ever elusive nut, while maybe finding true love. Manny and Ellie await the birth of their mini-mammoth. Diego the saber toothed tiger wonders if he's growing too soft and Sid the sloth gets into trouble when he creates his own makeshift family by hijacking some dinosaur eggs. On a mission to rescue the hapless Sid, the gang ventures into a mysterious underground world, where they have some close encounters with dinosaurs, battle flora and fauna, run amuck and meet a relentless, one eyed, dino-hunting weasel named Buck.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Lego Batman Movie, The (DVS)

Lego Batman discovers there are big changes brewing in Gotham. If he wants to save the city from the Joker's hostile takeover, Batman may have to drop the lone vigilante thing, try to work with others and maybe learn to lighten up.

TV-PG

Sunday, Dec 15
12:12 AM

Lego Movie, The (DVS)

Emmet is an ordinary, rules-following, perfectly average LEGO minifigure who is mistakenly identified as the most extraordinary person and the key to saving the world. He is drafted into a fellowship of strangers on an epic quest to stop an evil tyrant, a journey for which Emmet is hopelessly under-prepared.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf, An (DVS)

Chippy is assigned to a family that includes a boy who is questioning the magic of Christmas. When Chippy finds the assignment a bit challenging, his good friends, Santa, and an unexpected child help him remember why his job is important!

TV-G

2:12 AM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Engagement Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf, An (DVS)

Chippy is assigned to a family that includes a boy who is questioning the magic of Christmas. When Chippy finds the assignment a bit challenging, his good friends, Santa, and an unexpected child help him remember why his job is important!

TV-G

5:12 AM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Engagement Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

9:12 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

4:12 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

6:12 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

7:12 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

9:12 PM

Dark Knight, The (DVS)

With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to destroy organized crime in Gotham for good. The triumvirate proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a rising criminal mastermind known as the Joker, who thrusts Gotham into anarchy and forces the Dark Knight ever closer to crossing the fine line between hero and vigilante.

TV-14

Monday, Dec 16
12:12 AM

Dark Knight Rises, The (DVS)

It has been eight years since Batman vanished into the night, turning, in that instant, from hero to fugitive. Assuming the blame for the death of D.A. Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight sacrificed everything for what he and Commissioner Gordon both hoped was the greater good. For a time the lie worked, as criminal activity in Gotham City was crushed under the weight of the anti-crime Dent Act. But everything will change with the arrival of a cunning cat burglar with a mysterious agenda. Far more dangerous, however, is the emergence of Bane, a masked terrorist whose ruthless plans for Gotham drive Bruce out of his self-imposed exile. But even if he dons the cape and cowl again, Batman may be no match for Bane.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Dark Knight Rises, The (DVS)

It has been eight years since Batman vanished into the night, turning, in that instant, from hero to fugitive. Assuming the blame for the death of D.A. Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight sacrificed everything for what he and Commissioner Gordon both hoped was the greater good. For a time the lie worked, as criminal activity in Gotham City was crushed under the weight of the anti-crime Dent Act. But everything will change with the arrival of a cunning cat burglar with a mysterious agenda. Far more dangerous, however, is the emergence of Bane, a masked terrorist whose ruthless plans for Gotham drive Bruce out of his self-imposed exile. But even if he dons the cape and cowl again, Batman may be no match for Bane.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Dark Knight, The (DVS)

With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to destroy organized crime in Gotham for good. The triumvirate proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a rising criminal mastermind known as the Joker, who thrusts Gotham into anarchy and forces the Dark Knight ever closer to crossing the fine line between hero and vigilante.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Dark Knight Rises, The (DVS)

It has been eight years since Batman vanished into the night, turning, in that instant, from hero to fugitive. Assuming the blame for the death of D.A. Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight sacrificed everything for what he and Commissioner Gordon both hoped was the greater good. For a time the lie worked, as criminal activity in Gotham City was crushed under the weight of the anti-crime Dent Act. But everything will change with the arrival of a cunning cat burglar with a mysterious agenda. Far more dangerous, however, is the emergence of Bane, a masked terrorist whose ruthless plans for Gotham drive Bruce out of his self-imposed exile. But even if he dons the cape and cowl again, Batman may be no match for Bane.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Dark Knight Rises, The (DVS)

It has been eight years since Batman vanished into the night, turning, in that instant, from hero to fugitive. Assuming the blame for the death of D.A. Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight sacrificed everything for what he and Commissioner Gordon both hoped was the greater good. For a time the lie worked, as criminal activity in Gotham City was crushed under the weight of the anti-crime Dent Act. But everything will change with the arrival of a cunning cat burglar with a mysterious agenda. Far more dangerous, however, is the emergence of Bane, a masked terrorist whose ruthless plans for Gotham drive Bruce out of his self-imposed exile. But even if he dons the cape and cowl again, Batman may be no match for Bane.

TV-14

1:12 PM

Clip Show Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Clip Show Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

8:12 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Death by Dinner Party (DVS)

American Dad

Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.

TV-14

11:12 PM

V for Valentine-detta (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After a rough break up on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better. Meanwhile, Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Dec 17
12:12 AM

Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the kids are given the task of making homemade gifts for their grandma's birthday, they set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics, which according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. Meanwhile, Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Papa Has a Rollin' Son (DVS)

Family Guy

It's nearly Fathers' Day, and when Peter learns about Joe's distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Peternormal Activity (DVS)

Family Guy

After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, Maniac Pope, Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Brokeback Swanson (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire are super excited about going to the Seriously Wicked Bull Run, but they're worried that Joe would be dead weight.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Candy Quahog Marshmallow! (DVS)

Family Guy

As the guys go through Quagmire's father's old clothes, Peter finds a bunch of VHS tapes of a Korean soap opera called Winter Summer. It turns out Quagmire starred in the show years earlier while he was stationed in Busan with the Navy.

TV-14

6:12 AM

Fantasy Baseball (DVS)

American Dad

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Mattress, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Amy's relationship gets in the way as they work a case involving a new street drug. Charles panics after damaging one of Holt's prized possessions. Terry teaches Rosa about discipline.

TV-14

9:12 AM

If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I'd Go for Her Too (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Murr doesn't want to "pucker up," and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?

TV-14

11:12 AM

Hostage Situation (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles' ex-wife tries to interfere with his relationship with Genevieve. Amy asks Terry for a recommendation letter. Holt and Rose turn to Gina for help with a case.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Finale Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Note, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

10:12 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Railroaded (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.

TV-14

Wednesday, Dec 18
12:12 AM

OreTron Trail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes worried about outliving the family. Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Brian Griffin's House of Payne (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's television pilot script gets picked up by a network, but he's horrified when changes are made to his concept; Chris and Meg accidentally knock Stewie unconscious.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Brian and Stewie (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie are locked up inside a bank vault for an entire episode.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Tenant Disassociation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Comet Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Sibling Realignment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.

TV-PG

11:12 AM

If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I'd Go for Her Too (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Murr doesn't want to "pucker up," and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Dog, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry gets stuck sitting for an unruly dog.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Pen, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

11:12 PM

Mean Francine (DVS)

American Dad

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

TV-14

Thursday, Dec 19
12:12 AM

Flavortown (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Splendid Source, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and his friends embark on a journey to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Pulled Groin Extrapolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (MAYIM BIALIK) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Cheer Up Sleepy Gene (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene gets invited to his first sleepover and is nervous about it, and when things don't go as planned, he realizes he had a right to be. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove which of them snores more.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Skank Reflex Analysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Pulled Groin Extrapolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (MAYIM BIALIK) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!

TV-PG

9:12 AM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Lost Baggage (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio's dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Great Escape (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline lose Randy's dog while pet-sitting and risk their lives to find him, while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the Show Don't Tell (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls go to see Martin perform in a prison musical, where they tell him they plan to open a dessert bar with Caroline's money.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Nose Job, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry reconsiders dating a vacuous actress. George dates a woman with a big nose.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

7:12 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Persona Assistant (DVS)

American Dad

In the show's 250th episode, Stan has to take over Roger's different personas after a tumor takes him out of commission. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to win.

TV-14

Friday, Dec 20
12:12 AM

Twinanigans (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Rhinitis Revelation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Welcome Back, Carter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter extorts Carter after finding out he's having an affair with another woman.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Rhinitis Revelation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Speckerman Recurrance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Cruise, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake and Amy go on their first vacation together on a cruise ship, they run into an adversary. Gina and Terry help Capt. Holt when his sister visits unexpectedly.

TV-14

9:12 AM

House Mouses (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Hitchcock and Scully force their way onto one of Jake's biggest cases to prove themselves. Gina and Amy help Rosa conquer a fear.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Cheddar (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt's dog, Cheddar, goes missing while Amy and Jake are house-sitting during Holt's trip to Paris. Rosa's fling with Adrian Pimento distracts everyone at the precinct.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Partnership Hits the Fan (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A Law firm that's courting Randy for a job invites him and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant with eclectic cuisine, but the evening veers off course when things don't sit well with Max.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the Big Gamble (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the season 5 finale, Max and Caroline learn Han is in trouble with a gang when he can't pay a substantial debt he amassed from gambling on women's tennis.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Subway, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Fixup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Funnyish Games (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley's laidback approach to school work.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 21
12:12 AM

Future Is Borax, The (DVS)

American Dad

While trying to rekindle their marriage, Stan and Francine get trapped on a hot air balloon. The rest of the family wins a jingle writing contest.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Baby, You Knock Me Out (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter coaxes Lois into entering an amateur boxing match, where Lois easily defeats her opponent-launching her career as a professional pugilist.

TV-14

2:12 AM

New Kidney in Town (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter ruins his kidneys after concocting his own energy drink, prompting Brian to volunteer donating his organs; as President Obama plans on visiting the high school, Chris plagiarizes Meg's thoughts for an essay on hope.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

7:12 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

10:12 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

1:12 PM

Jess & Julia (DVS)

New Girl

Nick panics when Julia doesn't want to put a label on their relationship. Meanwhile, Jess enlists Julia to help her get out of a traffic ticket, Winston reconnects with a former booty call, and Schmidt is baffled as to why his shower towel is always damp.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it's filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant. It's discovered that this stranger, who claims he was once a mannequin, has a gift for intricate and living window displays. With the restaurant decked out in holiday cheer, the Christmas spirit is in the air.

TV-14

5:12 PM

Father of the Bob (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

At Bob's father's Christmas party, Bob and "Big Bob" rehash an old argument and try to outdo each other in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Last Gingerbread House on the Left, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

As the Belchers prepare for Christmas, Bob gets an unexpected call from Mr. Fischoeder asking him to bring food to a party at his home. Bob delivers the food and soon becomes embroiled in an intense gingerbread house building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's rowdy group of friends. Meanwhile, Linda and Teddy try to inspire some Christmas cheer in the neighbors as they take the kids caroling.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

Bleakening Part 2, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Linda's prized ornaments go missing during a holiday party at the restaurant, Linda suspects one of the attendees as the thief. However, the kids have their own theory: attributing the robbery to the anti-Santa - "The Bleaken."

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

Sunday, Dec 22
12:12 AM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Red Dot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Race, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An ex-classmate questions Jerry's status as the fastest runner in high school.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Cooper Extraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Pontiac Bandit Returns, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Pontiac Bandit is back in custody, where his knowledge of a Giggle Pig dealer earns him a plea deal; Gina and Boyle worry their parents are getting too close; Santiago makes Holt a Christmas present.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

11:12 AM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Clash of the Titans (DVS)

The ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against gods. But the war between the gods themselves could destroy the world. Born of a god but raised as a man, Perseus is helpless to save his family from Hades, vengeful god of the underworld. With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus and unleash hell on earth. Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds. Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny.

TV-14

6:12 PM

Clash of the Titans (DVS)

The ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against gods. But the war between the gods themselves could destroy the world. Born of a god but raised as a man, Perseus is helpless to save his family from Hades, vengeful god of the underworld. With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus and unleash hell on earth. Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds. Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny.

TV-14

9:12 PM

Wrath of the Titans (DVS)

A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus, the demigod son of Zeus, attempts to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld.

TV-14

Monday, Dec 23
1:12 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Landlord, The (DVS)

New Girl

Jess goes against Nick's wishes and makes it her mission to get the loft's cantankerous landlord to like her. In doing so, she inadvertently jeopardizes their living situation and the guys are forced to admit they've made some unofficial changes to the apartment. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to decipher what he thinks are mixed signals from his boss, Kim.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Boyfriend Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

6:12 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

Go Tina on the Mountain (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the inclement weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany, with the help of a hermit living in the woods. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty-nesters.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Boywatch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards, but when she struggles with the training, Parker - one of her fellow junior guards - tries to convince her to quit. Meanwhile, business booms when Bob and Linda offer free Wi-Fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Most Adequate Christmas Ever, The (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.

TV-14

Tuesday, Dec 24
12:12 AM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Minstrel Krampus (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas, A (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Christmas Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins visit the Quahog Mall for the Christmas Carnival only to find that it has been canceled. Upset, Stewie begins to act out.

TV-14

6:12 AM

How the Griffin Stole Christmas (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

12:12 PM

And the College Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gives Caroline the college party she never had when they are invited to speak at Caroline's alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, about their business. Meanwhile, Oleg's attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie; and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Race, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An ex-classmate questions Jerry's status as the fastest runner in high school.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Christmas in the Car (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Linda accidentally kills the family tree, the Belchers must go out on Christmas day to find a new one. But when Bob cuts off a giant candy cane truck, they are forced to outrun the madman driver and spend the entire holiday together in the car. Back at the Belcher home, Bob's friend, Teddy, accidentally gets stuck in the kids' Santa trap.

TV-14

Wednesday, Dec 25
12:12 AM

Last Gingerbread House on the Left, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

As the Belchers prepare for Christmas, Bob gets an unexpected call from Mr. Fischoeder asking him to bring food to a party at his home. Bob delivers the food and soon becomes embroiled in an intense gingerbread house building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's rowdy group of friends. Meanwhile, Linda and Teddy try to inspire some Christmas cheer in the neighbors as they take the kids caroling.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Bleakening Part 2, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Linda's prized ornaments go missing during a holiday party at the restaurant, Linda suspects one of the attendees as the thief. However, the kids have their own theory: attributing the robbery to the anti-Santa - "The Bleaken."

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Santa Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG