DVS Offerings

Monday, Jan 20
12:01 AM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

3:01 AM

Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The (DVS)

The second installment of the adventures of Bilbo Baggins, a diminutive creature who resides in a place called "Middle-Earth" before he is compelled to go on a quest to find a treasure buried deep in the heart of Lonely Mountain.

TV-14

6:01 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

7:01 AM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

8:01 AM

Greg & Larry (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The precinct drops everything when they suspect Holt is in danger after efforts to track down Adrian Pimento's hit man take an unexpected turn.

TV-14

9:01 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

12:01 PM

Backslide (DVS)

New Girl

When Jess and Nick run into their exes Paul and Caroline, the gang fears they both may backslide into romantic relationships. Meanwhile, Schmidt desperately tries not to get aroused as he deals with a delicate medical issue. Winston suffers the consequences of a wild night out with his boss and Cece brings Schmidt to a nursing home to meet her grandmother.

TV-14

5:01 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One Little Word (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan becomes his boss' new advisor, he feels like he can't say no to anything, not even outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets involved in the situation and his annoying "yes-man" antics ruin her Valentine's Day vacation, she does everything in her power to force him to say "no".

TV-14

10:01 PM

Escape from Pearl Bailey (DVS)

American Dad

Steve plots revenge against Lisa Silver and the cool kids after Debbie loses her bid to become student council president. But when the cool kids stage a counterattack, will Steve and his friends survive?

TV-14

11:01 PM

It's a Trap Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jan 21
12:01 AM

Belchies, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Dearly Deported (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins go to a waterpark for Lois and Peter's anniversary (his idea), where Chris meets a girl named Isabella and decides to ask her out. She wants to say yes, but she informs Chris that she has two young children.

TV-14

2:01 AM

It's a Trap Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Lottery Fever (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

TV-14

4:01 AM

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q (DVS)

Family Guy

Quagmire and his friends try to talk his sister into getting away from her abusive boyfriend. But when she won't listen, they decide to take matters into their own hands.

TV-14

5:01 AM

Back to the Pilot (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 and witness the events that took place in the very first episode of Family Guy, "Death Has a Shadow".

TV-14

6:01 AM

Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor. Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

TV-14

7:01 AM

NutriBoom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles realize that they've been suckered into the cult-like NutriBoom pyramid scheme, and must find a way to sever their contracts. Amy struggles through her first day as Sergeant of the uniformed officers.

TV-14

12:01 PM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Sponge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Rye, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's and Susan's parents have dinner together for the first time.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jan 22
12:01 AM

Phantom of the Telethon (DVS)

American Dad

Congress has cut the CIA torture budget in favor of using that money to help inner city kids learn how to read. The CIA must figure out a new way to raise $1 million to fund their torture program. Stan wants to prove he's an idea man so he struggles to figure out a way to raise the money. Roger mentions to Stan that a telethon would be a great idea. At first Stan dismisses it; but the next day Stan bounds into the house and announces to his family his boss loved his idea of a CIA telethon.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Stan Time (DVS)

American Dad

Every night Stan comes home from work exhausted and is faced with the task of spending time with his family and then going straight to bed, eliminating the chance of any alone time. In ten years, he still hasn't been able to get through one chapter of a book. A co-worker slips him some pills that allow him to stay up all night and still feel rested. He jumps at the opportunity, and uses his extra time to do all of the things he hasn't had time to do. He finishes his book, teaches himself the piano and shoots hoops. He feels great. When Francine uncovers his late-night activities and what he's taking in order to make it happen, she demands her own pills.

TV-14

2:01 AM

Let's Go to the Hop (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

TV-14

3:01 AM

2003 Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.

TV-PG

4:01 AM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

5:01 AM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

6:01 AM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

7:01 AM

Caddy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer befriends a caddy who helps him improve his golf game.

TV-PG

12:01 PM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Cadillac Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Doll, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother. Kramer turns pool shark.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

8:01 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

Thursday, Jan 23
12:01 AM

Live and Let Fry (DVS)

American Dad

Stan turns to smuggling when trans fat is banned from Langley Falls. But when Inspector Turlington of the Langley Falls police becomes suspicious of Stan, Stan recruits Steve into his illegal enterprise. Now Steve must find a way to keep the trans fat flowing while under Turlington's watch. Meanwhile, Roger helps Klaus claim an inheritance.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Jack's Back (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan's con-man dad Jack resurfaces in prison awaiting trial for a crime he did not commit, Steve gets Stan to let Jack stay with them under house arrest. Steve takes the opportunity to reconcile the two, but Stan is convinced that Jack is just using them to escape prison. Meanwhile, Hayley interns at Roger's attic bar.

TV-14

2:01 AM

There's Something About Paulie (DVS)

Family Guy

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

4:01 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

5:01 AM

Positive Negative Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrate by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.

TV-PG

9:01 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

10:01 AM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

11:01 AM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

12:01 PM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Calzone, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

7:01 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

10:01 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

Friday, Jan 24
12:01 AM

Wife Insurance (DVS)

American Dad

Stan reveals to Francine that, in the case she should die, he has a backup wife. Enraged with Stan, Francine takes Jim, one of Stan's CIA buddies, as her backup husband. Jealous, Stan breaks it off with his backup and tells Jim to break it off with Francine. However, Jim confesses that he is in love with Francine and attempts to kill Stan. Now Stan must stop Jim from killing him and taking Francine. Meanwhile Wheels and the Legman (Steve and Roger's detective personae) are on the case trying to find Hayley's lost iPod Shuffle.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Every Which Way But Lose (DVS)

American Dad

Stan volunteers to coach Steve's junior football team and cuts Steve when he sees how terrible Steve is. Furious with his father, Steve enlists Roger to coach a new football team in an attempt to beat Stan's team and make Stan cry. When Steve and Roger succeed, Stan goes home not to cry, but to kill himself. Now Steve must teach Stan how to lose without wanting to kill himself. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete in a pie baking contest.

TV-14

2:01 AM

E Peterbus Unum (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Solder Excursion Diversion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.

TV-PG

4:01 AM

Viewing Party Combustion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.

TV-PG

5:01 AM

Line Substitution Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.

TV-PG

6:01 AM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG

9:01 AM

DFW (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake invites his newly discovered half-sister to stay with him in New York, but when he and Amy realize she's a bit of a nightmare, they must find a way to get her back home to Dallas.

TV-14

10:01 AM

Show Me Going (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Rosa responds to an active shooter alert, the rest of the squad is forced to stay back, desperately fearing for her safety. Feeling helpless, Jake frantically brainstorms ways to offer his assistance, Terry faces an existential crisis and Gina and Amy try to make themselves useful by fixing Rosa's broken toilet.

TV-14

11:01 AM

Jake & Amy (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

In the Season 5 finale, Jake and Amy's wedding day is threatened, and Charles and the whole squad rush to help save it. Amidst the chaos, Holt hesitates to open the email that will indicate if he has won his campaign for commissioner, despite Gina's encouragement. Terry gently pushes Rosa towards a potential love interest.

TV-14

12:01 PM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Chaperone, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer chaperons Jerry's date with a beauty contestant.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Pledge Drive, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry cashes old birthday checks from his grandmother.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

7:01 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jan 25
12:01 AM

Daddy Queerest (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is humiliated by the way Francine behaves in social situations so he pushes her in the pool at a party; he can't take it any more. The next morning their neighbors Terry and Greg come over and ask for their help. Terry's father is coming to visit for his jersey-retirement party. He doesn't know Terry is gay and has adopted a baby girl with Greg. Francine convinces Terry to tell his father the truth and promises she will support him through it. Stan is excited because he gets to meet Tank. When Tank arrives, Terry chickens out: He tells his father that Francine is his girlfriend, and they had a baby out of wedlock.

TV-14

1:01 AM

In Country...Club (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Legend of Tarzan, The (DVS)

Lured from Victorian England to the wilds of the Congo, Tarzan must return to the jungle to save his captive wife from King Leopold's devious envoy.

TV-14

6:01 AM

House, The (DVS)

TV-14

8:01 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

TV-14

9:01 AM

House, The (DVS)

TV-14

4:01 PM

Tagger, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks the graffiti case he's investigating is below him until he discovers the culprit is the deputy commissioner's son. Gina's psychic friend gets under Charles's skin.

TV-14

6:01 PM

Legend of Tarzan, The (DVS)

Lured from Victorian England to the wilds of the Congo, Tarzan must return to the jungle to save his captive wife from King Leopold's devious envoy.

TV-14

11:01 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

Sunday, Jan 26
2:01 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

3:01 AM

6 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig helps God recruit a prophet while Sanjay heads to the basement to help save Earth.

TV-14

4:01 AM

1 Day (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God meets with potential investors for his groundbreaking new restaurant.

TV-14

5:01 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

6:01 AM

6 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig helps God recruit a prophet while Sanjay heads to the basement to help save Earth.

TV-14

7:01 AM

1 Day (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God meets with potential investors for his groundbreaking new restaurant.

TV-14

8:01 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

11:01 AM

And the Knock Off Knockout (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and sold them.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

5:01 PM

Sal's Pizza (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sal's Pizza burns down, Jake goes out of his way to disprove the fire marshal's assumption that the owner set the fire; a computer virus exposes the precinct members' Internet browser histories.

TV-14

6:01 PM

Jonah Hex (DVS)

Jonah Hex is a scarred drifter and bounty hunter of last resort, a tough and stoic gunslinger who can track down anyone and anything. Having survived death, Jonah's violent history is steeped in myth and legend, and has left him with one foot in the natural world and one on the "other side." His only human connection is with Leila, whose life in a brothel has left her with scars of her own. But Jonah's past is about to catch up with him when the U.S. military makes him an offer he can't refuse. In exchange for his freedom from the warrants on his head, he must track down and stop the dangerous terrorist Quentin Turnbull. But Turnbull, who is gathering an army and preparing to unleash Hell, is also Jonah's oldest enemy and will stop at nothing until Jonah is dead.

TV-14

7:01 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

10:01 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

Monday, Jan 27
1:01 AM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

4:01 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

6:01 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

9:01 AM

Hercules: The Thracian Wars (DVS)

Hercules, having turned his back on the gods, has become a mercenary and must now train a ruthless army for the King of Thrace.

TV-14

5:01 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

6:01 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

8:01 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

Home Adrone (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends find and play with what they think is a video game in his father's study, but they really activate a CIA drone.

TV-14

10:01 PM

Man in the Moonbounce (DVS)

American Dad

Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.

TV-14

11:01 PM

Burgerboss (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes "BOB SUX" on the leader board.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jan 28
12:01 AM

Dr. Yap (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda's sister Gayle joins the family ski trip. But before she does so she picks up a heavily medicated Bob from Dr. Yap, the family dentist. When Bob mistakes Gayle for Linda and kisses her, Gayle falls for Bob. So Bob turns to Dr. Yap for help.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

TV-14

2:01 AM

Cool Hand Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Quagmire and Meg (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg turns 18, Peter and Lois attempt to keep Quagmire from seducing their daughter.

TV-14

4:01 AM

Livin' on a Prayer (DVS)

Family Guy

When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

TV-14

5:01 AM

Be Careful What You Fish For (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin (guest voice Ricky Gervais). Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

TV-14

6:01 AM

Irish Goodbye, An (DVS)

American Dad

Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.

TV-14

7:01 AM

Old School (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake gets to spend the day with his hero, a former crime reporter; Terry and Charles work with Rosa on how she comes across on the witness stand.

TV-14

12:01 PM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Couch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

9:01 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jan 29
12:01 AM

My Morning Straitjacket (DVS)

American Dad

After attending a concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with her music.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Rapture's Delight (DVS)

American Dad

The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.

TV-14

2:01 AM

Thin White Line Part 1 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Proposal Proposal, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.

TV-PG

4:01 AM

Relaxation Integration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

TV-PG

5:01 AM

Collaboration Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.

TV-PG

6:01 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

7:01 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

12:01 PM

And the Taste Test (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Secretary, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A new secretary's efficiency arouses George; Jerry spots a dry cleaner wearing his clothes.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Label Maker, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jan 30
12:01 AM

Jones for a Smith, A (DVS)

American Dad

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

2:01 AM

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (DVS)

Family Guy

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Scofflaw, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A friend fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy. Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

4:01 AM

Property Division Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.

TV-PG

5:01 AM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

9:01 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

10:01 AM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

11:01 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

12:01 PM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Jimmy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

8:01 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

Friday, Jan 31
12:01 AM

Merlot Down Dirty Shame (DVS)

American Dad

Complications ensue when Roger accompanies Francine to wine country; Klaus and Hayley trick Steve into believing he's dreaming when he's really awake.

TV-14

1:01 AM

Incident at Owl Creek, An (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.

TV-14

2:01 AM

And the Wiener Is... (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.

TV-14

3:01 AM

Doodle, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Fleas force Jerry and his parents out of his apartment.

TV-PG

4:01 AM

Locomotion Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Stuart figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad. Penny and Amy spirit away new-mommy Bernadette for a girls' night out, leaving baby Halley in the hands of Raj and Stuart.

TV-PG

5:01 AM

Comic-Con Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.

TV-PG

6:01 AM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

7:01 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

9:01 AM

Ebony Falcon, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry takes cues from Jake while on his first task back in the field; Amy and Rosa help solve a case at Gina's apartment.

TV-14

10:01 AM

Operation: Broken Feather (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

While investigating a string of hotel robberies, Jake learns Amy may go work with the major crimes unit; Holt and Jeffords endeavor to make the precinct more efficient.

TV-14

11:01 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake's fate is in Gina's hands as his crushing debt threatens to put him on the streets; Holt and Jeffords hold performance reviews; Rosa and Boyle have a run-in with an other officer.

TV-PG

12:01 PM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

4:01 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line.

TV-PG

5:01 PM

Face Painter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

6:01 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

7:01 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

8:01 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

9:01 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

10:01 PM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

11:01 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

Saturday, Feb 1
12:02 AM

100 A.D. (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town. Though Reginald attempts to get involved, he ends up fighting with Bullock over the man's time with Halley. Roger and Steve are on the case to find Hayley and Jeff as "Wheels and the Legman."

TV-14

1:02 AM

Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls (DVS)

American Dad

After hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

6:02 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea -- including him. Captain Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The (DVS)

Doomed by a wronged sorceress, Zi Yuan, to spend eternity in suspended animation, China's ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10,000 warriors have laid forgotten for eons, entombed in clay as a vast, silent Terracotta Army. But when dashing adventurer Alex O'Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slumber, the reckless young archaeologist must seek the help of the only people who know more than he does about taking down the undead: his parents. As the monarch roars back to life, the O'Connells find his quest for world domination has only intensified over the millennia. Striding the Far East with unimaginable supernatural powers, the Emperor Mummy will rouse his legion as an unstoppable, otherworldly force--unless the O'Connells can stop him first.

TV-PG

9:02 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea -- including him. Captain Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The (DVS)

Doomed by a wronged sorceress, Zi Yuan, to spend eternity in suspended animation, China's ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10,000 warriors have laid forgotten for eons, entombed in clay as a vast, silent Terracotta Army. But when dashing adventurer Alex O'Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slumber, the reckless young archaeologist must seek the help of the only people who know more than he does about taking down the undead: his parents. As the monarch roars back to life, the O'Connells find his quest for world domination has only intensified over the millennia. Striding the Far East with unimaginable supernatural powers, the Emperor Mummy will rouse his legion as an unstoppable, otherworldly force--unless the O'Connells can stop him first.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Parents (DVS)

New Girl

Jess invites her divorced Mom and Dad over for Thanksgiving dinner and enlists Nick and Cece to help her with a Parent Trap to reunite them. Meanwhile, Schmidt's cousin, Big Schmidt, visits. Winston manipulates them into an escalating battle to prove their manhood.

TV-14

1:02 PM

Fancy Brudgom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As Charles' best man, Jake must be involved with important wedding decisions including cake tasting and floral arrangements; Gina, Terry and Amy start an extreme diet; Rosa has to make a sincere apology.

TV-14

2:02 PM

Halloween (DVS)

New Girl

Jess gets a job as a zombie at a haunted house but is more frightened of her changing feelings towards Sam. Schmidt and Cece are unfortunately perfectly matched in the costumes they're wearing, while Winston and Shelby are worlds apart in theirs. Nick gets a visit from a former college crush who shows her affection in a scary way.

TV-14

3:02 PM

Parents (DVS)

New Girl

Jess invites her divorced Mom and Dad over for Thanksgiving dinner and enlists Nick and Cece to help her with a Parent Trap to reunite them. Meanwhile, Schmidt's cousin, Big Schmidt, visits. Winston manipulates them into an escalating battle to prove their manhood.

TV-14

4:02 PM

Fancy Brudgom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As Charles' best man, Jake must be involved with important wedding decisions including cake tasting and floral arrangements; Gina, Terry and Amy start an extreme diet; Rosa has to make a sincere apology.

TV-14

5:02 PM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

6:02 PM

Divergent (DVS)

In a future world, people are segregated into different factions based on their personalities. Tris Prior is categorized as Divergent and warned she will never fit into one of these groups. When Tris learns of a conspiracy to destroy all Divergents, she has to find out why being in that classification is so dangerous before it's too late.

TV-14

8:02 PM

Allegiant (DVS)

Tris escapes with Four to journey beyond the wall that encloses Chicago. For the first time, they leave the only city and family they have ever known to find a peaceful solution. Once outside, they learn shocking new truths that render old discoveries meaningless. As the ruthless battle threatens humanity, Tris and Four quickly decide who to trust to survive. Tris must ultimately make difficult choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice and love

TV-14

9:02 PM

Insurgent (DVS)

After being exposed as Divergents, people who don't fit neatly into one of the five societal classifications or factions, Tris and Four find themselves on the run from Jeanine, the power-hungry leader of the Erudite faction. As the traitorous Dauntless troops under Jeanine's command prowl the ruins of dystopian Chicago rounding up Divergents, Tris and Four traverse the city hoping to find allies among the Amity, Candor, Abnegation and Dauntless factions-as well as the rebellious and impoverished mass of Factionless. Although heartsick and guilt-ridden over the violent deaths of her family and friends, Tris tries to uncover the secret her parents sacrificed their lives to protect - the very secret that explains why Jeanine will stop at nothing to capture her. Desperate to avoid causing pain to any more of her loved ones, Tris faces her darkest fears in a series of near-impossible challenges as she seeks to unlock the truth about the past, and ultimately the future, of their world.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Allegiant (DVS)

Tris escapes with Four to journey beyond the wall that encloses Chicago. For the first time, they leave the only city and family they have ever known to find a peaceful solution. Once outside, they learn shocking new truths that render old discoveries meaningless. As the ruthless battle threatens humanity, Tris and Four quickly decide who to trust to survive. Tris must ultimately make difficult choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice and love

TV-14

Sunday, Feb 2
2:02 AM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Gyroscopic Collapse, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

5:02 AM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

Gyroscopic Collapse, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Al pursues her education, while Prince Chauncley tries to live up to his father's expectations.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

9:02 AM

And the Lost Baggage (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio's dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

12:02 PM

And the Lost Baggage (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio's dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

TV-14

8:02 PM

Miss Congeniality (DVS)

After botching up an undercover assignment involving Russian mobsters, less-than-graceful FBI Agent Gracie Hart is placed on desk duty. However, when a terrorist, known only as The Citizen, threatens to disrupt the Miss America pageant, Gracie, unfortunately, is the only agent attractive enough to go undercover posing as Miss New Jersey.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

Miss Congeniality (DVS)

After botching up an undercover assignment involving Russian mobsters, less-than-graceful FBI Agent Gracie Hart is placed on desk duty. However, when a terrorist, known only as The Citizen, threatens to disrupt the Miss America pageant, Gracie, unfortunately, is the only agent attractive enough to go undercover posing as Miss New Jersey.

TV-PG