DVS Offerings

Saturday, Feb 16
12:02 AM

Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Man of Steel (DVS)

Clark Kent/Kal-El is a young twenty-something journalist who feels alienated by powers beyond anyone's imagination. Transported to Earth years ago from Krypton, an advanced alien planet, Clark struggles with the ultimate question - Why am I here? Shaped by the values of his adoptive parents Martha and Jonathan Kent, Clark soon discovers that having super abilities means making very difficult decisions. But when the world needs stability the most, it comes under attack. Will his abilities be used to maintain peace or ultimately used to divide and conquer? Clark must become the hero known as "Superman," not only to shine as the world's last beacon of hope but to protect the ones he loves.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Juice Is Loose, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Man of Steel (DVS)

Clark Kent/Kal-El is a young twenty-something journalist who feels alienated by powers beyond anyone's imagination. Transported to Earth years ago from Krypton, an advanced alien planet, Clark struggles with the ultimate question - Why am I here? Shaped by the values of his adoptive parents Martha and Jonathan Kent, Clark soon discovers that having super abilities means making very difficult decisions. But when the world needs stability the most, it comes under attack. Will his abilities be used to maintain peace or ultimately used to divide and conquer? Clark must become the hero known as "Superman," not only to shine as the world's last beacon of hope but to protect the ones he loves.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

9:02 AM

Reagan (DVS)

New Girl

While Jess in on jury duty, the gang sublets her room to a comely pharmaceutical rep who brings quite a charge to their lives.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

Debra Makes Something Good

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Reagan (DVS)

New Girl

While Jess in on jury duty, the gang sublets her room to a comely pharmaceutical rep who brings quite a charge to their lives.

TV-14

1:02 PM

Vocal Discord

King of Queens, The

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

My Best Friend's Wedding

A 28-year-old woman, who years earlier made a pact with her closest male friend that if neither were married in ten years time they would marry one another, now faces the fact that the man is about to marry someone else. He asks her to be his "best man" and she agrees, planning to go to the ceremony and then break up the couple before they exchange their vows. Instead, she accepts the turn of events and realizes she doesn't need to be married to be happy.

TV-14

3:02 PM

Alone Time

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

5:02 PM

My Best Friend's Wedding

A 28-year-old woman, who years earlier made a pact with her closest male friend that if neither were married in ten years time they would marry one another, now faces the fact that the man is about to marry someone else. He asks her to be his "best man" and she agrees, planning to go to the ceremony and then break up the couple before they exchange their vows. Instead, she accepts the turn of events and realizes she doesn't need to be married to be happy.

TV-14

7:02 PM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

9:02 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

10:02 PM

Intern, The (DVS)

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

Sunday, Feb 17
12:02 AM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Graduation Transmission, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. Meanwhile, a canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school. And Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Fortification Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a big crossroad in their relationship. And Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother he never knew he had shows up at his front door. And, when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton's podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

2 Weeks (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Frustrated with the mess that earth's become, God contemplates the end while two determined angels try to change his mind.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

6:02 AM

Take That Noise Up to Another Level

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Ice Cube gets "hangry," Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An auctioneer and a stay-at-home mom are asked "what's the special Caucasian," and someone gets "dumped by Dogg." The winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

2 Weeks (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Frustrated with the mess that earth's become, God contemplates the end while two determined angels try to change his mind.

TV-14

8:02 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

10:02 AM

And the Egg Special (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline cook up a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcakes becomes available for rent.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Robert's Divorce

Everybody Loves Raymond

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Italy Part 2

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie surprises the Barones with a trip to Italy.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Pole Lox

King of Queens, The

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Italy Part 2

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie surprises the Barones with a trip to Italy.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

7:02 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

Monday, Feb 18
12:02 AM

Lonzo Ball vs. T-Pain and Kevin Smith vs. Jason Mewes

Drop the Mic

One of basketball's hottest stars Lonzo Ball tries to dunk on the king of autotune T-Pain. Then friends become foes as a slimmed down Kevin Smith goes head-to-head with Jason Mewes. Jay and Silent Bob will never be the same!

TV-14

1:02 AM

NBA All-Star Game presented by KIA

NBA on TNT 18-19

4:02 AM

Lone Ranger, The (DVS)

When Texas Ranger John Reid is ambushed by the lowly Butch Cavendish and left for dead in the desert, a renegade Comanche named Tonto rescues him and nurses him back to health. Reid dons a mask and with his new partner vows to bring the murdering outlaw to justice, ultimately learning that Cavendish is just one part of a complicated scheme to seize power and becoming a legendary hero in the process.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

Author, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

The competition for attention between Ray and Robert ends in a fistfight.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Inn Escapable

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Author, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

The competition for attention between Ray and Robert ends in a fistfight.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Inn Escapable

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (DVS)

Captain Jack Sparrow is caught up in another tangled web of supernatural intrigue. Although the curse of the Black Pearl has been lifted, an even more terrifying threat looms over its captain and scurvy crew: it turns out that Jack owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones, ruler of the ocean depths, who captains the ghostly Flying Dutchman, which no other ship can match in speed and stealth. Unless the ever-crafty Jack figures a cunning way out of this Faustian pact, he will be cursed to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation in the service of Jones. This startling development interrupts the wedding plans of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, who once again find themselves thrust into Jack's misadventures, leading to escalating confrontations with sea monsters, very unfriendly islanders, flamboyant soothsayer Tia Dalma and even the mysterious appearance of Will's long-lost father, Bootstrap Bill. Meanwhile, ruthless pirate hunter Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company sets his sights on retrieving the fabled Dead Man's Chest. According to legend, whoever possesses the Dead Man's Chest gains control of Davy Jones, and Beckett intends to use this awesome power to destroy every last Pirate of the Caribbean once and for all. For times are changing on the high seas, with businessmen and bureaucrats becoming the true pirates and freewheeling, fun-loving buccaneers like Jack and his crew threatened with extinction.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

8:02 PM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

American Gigg-olo (DVS)

Family Guy

The pilots at the Quahog Airport are on strike, and Quagmire is worried about being able to pay his bills. When a bachelorette party mistakes him for the male stripper they hired, he decides to take it up and make some easy money.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (DVS)

Family Guy

As prom approaches, Chris is having his usual girl troubles at school. When Chris is rejected by his crush, Stewie encourages him to post a fan video asking pop star Taylor Swift to the prom.

TV-14

Tuesday, Feb 19
12:02 AM

High School English (DVS)

Family Guy

After crashing his car into a stranger's home, Peter locks himself inside the library and takes this time to catch up on some of the classic American novels he never read in high school.

TV-14

1:02 AM

American Gigg-olo (DVS)

Family Guy

The pilots at the Quahog Airport are on strike, and Quagmire is worried about being able to pay his bills. When a bachelorette party mistakes him for the male stripper they hired, he decides to take it up and make some easy money.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (DVS)

Family Guy

As prom approaches, Chris is having his usual girl troubles at school. When Chris is rejected by his crush, Stewie encourages him to post a fan video asking pop star Taylor Swift to the prom.

TV-14

3:02 AM

2 Weeks (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Frustrated with the mess that earth's become, God contemplates the end while two determined angels try to change his mind.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 91211

Conan

Conan O'Brien returns with his revamped nightly 30 minute show with guest Tom Hanks. The longest-tenured host in late night will begin his 9th season on TBS and 26th year on television with a week of new shows airing at 11pm.

TV-14

6:02 AM

2 Weeks (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Frustrated with the mess that earth's become, God contemplates the end while two determined angels try to change his mind.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Episode 91211

Conan

Conan O'Brien returns with his revamped nightly 30 minute show with guest Tom Hanks. The longest-tenured host in late night will begin his 9th season on TBS and 26th year on television with a week of new shows airing at 11pm.

TV-14

9:02 AM

Operation: Broken Feather (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

While investigating a string of hotel robberies, Jake learns Amy may go work with the major crimes unit; Holt and Jeffords endeavor to make the precinct more efficient.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake's fate is in Gina's hands as his crushing debt threatens to put him on the streets; Holt and Jeffords hold performance reviews; Rosa and Boyle have a run-in with an other officer.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

And the Big Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop. To show off her success, Max invites her former flame Johnny and her ex-boyfriend Robbie.

TV-14

12:02 PM

G'Night Stalker

King of Queens, The

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he starts getting fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Gambling N' Diction

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Alternate Side, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

G'Night Stalker

King of Queens, The

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he starts getting fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Gambling N' Diction

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Alternate Side, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The (DVS)

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The (DVS)

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Feb 20
12:02 AM

Fermentation Bifurcation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Convergence Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, Raj and Howard are concerned when the government unexpectedly contacts them about their guidance system.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Military Miniaturization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention; and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

4:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 91213

Conan

Guest: Bill Hader

TV-14

6:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

7:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 91213

Conan

Guest: Bill Hader

TV-14

9:02 AM

Naked (DVS)

New Girl

Jess accidentally walks in on Nick naked, sending his self-confidence to an all-time low just after an attractive co-worker agrees to go out on a date with him. Meanwhile, Winston becomes obsessed with learning pop-culture references on Wikipedia.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

New Girl

Jess invites Paul, a music teacher at her school she's always had a crush on, to the gang's big Thanksgiving dinner at the loft, which naturally goes horribly awry.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And Too Little Sleep (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist the gang from the diner to help them bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a giant cupcake order.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Raygin Bulls

King of Queens, The

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Baker's Doesn't

King of Queens, The

Doug needles Carrie when she is not as quick as he is to fulfill a promise to help out at church.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Boyfriend Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Raygin Bulls

King of Queens, The

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Baker's Doesn't

King of Queens, The

Doug needles Carrie when she is not as quick as he is to fulfill a promise to help out at church.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Boyfriend Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

7:02 PM

One with the Boob Job, The (DVS)

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with the Donor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

Thursday, Feb 21
12:02 AM

Big Stan on Campus (DVS)

American Dad

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a College Campus Security Guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast in order to boost the family's income.

TV-14

1:02 AM

LGBSteve (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Stew-roids (DVS)

Family Guy

After Stewie gets beaten up by Joe's infant daughter, Peter injects Stewie with steroids; Chris's popularity at school soars when he begins dating Connie.

TV-14

3:02 AM

January 30, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal does a deep dive into former Trump adviser and probable Bond villain, Roger Stone. Plus, Sam teams up with Nyle DiMarco to teach police officers an important lesson on not shooting unarmed civilians!

TV-MA

4:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

5:02 AM

Episode 91214

Conan

Guest: Tig Notaro

TV-14

6:02 AM

January 30, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal does a deep dive into former Trump adviser and probable Bond villain, Roger Stone. Plus, Sam teams up with Nyle DiMarco to teach police officers an important lesson on not shooting unarmed civilians!

TV-MA

7:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Episode 91214

Conan

Guest: Tig Notaro

TV-14

9:02 AM

Fancy Brudgom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As Charles' best man, Jake must be involved with important wedding decisions including cake tasting and floral arrangements; Gina, Terry and Amy start an extreme diet; Rosa has to make a sincere apology.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Charges and Specs (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's investigation into a philanthropic leader is shut down, he turns to Amy and reluctant Capt. Holt for help; premarital problems leave Charles devastated.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And Not-So-Sweet Charity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In danger of losing their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline approach Caroline's rich but callous Aunt Charity for help.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Buggie Nights

King of Queens, The

When Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation in Florida, the creatures take over the house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Emotional Rollrcoaster

King of Queens, The

Doug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Buggie Nights

King of Queens, The

When Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation in Florida, the creatures take over the house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Emotional Rollrcoaster

King of Queens, The

Doug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

Friday, Feb 22
12:02 AM

Letter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend is a plagiarist.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Keys, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Three Kings (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter hosts three adaptations of Stephen King tales: "Stand By Me," "Misery" and "The Shawshank Redemption."

TV-14

3:02 AM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 91215

Conan

Guest: Steven Yeun, Corey Rodrigues

TV-14

6:02 AM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 91215

Conan

Guest: Steven Yeun, Corey Rodrigues

TV-14

9:02 AM

Mole, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt and Jake need to root out a mole in the precinct before Deputy Chief Wuntch hears about it; Terry and Rosa go to a silent disco while searching for new leads for their drug task force.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Uspis (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles join forces with the lead investigator at the U.S. Postal Service to catch a drug dealer; the team helps Amy quit smoking.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Hartford Whaler

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Fight Schlub

King of Queens, The

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Trip Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Hartford Whaler

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Fight Schlub

King of Queens, The

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Trip Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

Saturday, Feb 23
12:02 AM

Oeder Games, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants organize a rent strike only to discover they will have to compete with each other on the grounds of Mr. Fischoeder's estate in order to keep their rent reasonable.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Seizures Suit Stanny (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Road to Multiverse (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian visit alternate universes and become stuck in one ruled by dogs.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Oeder Games, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants organize a rent strike only to discover they will have to compete with each other on the grounds of Mr. Fischoeder's estate in order to keep their rent reasonable.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Yes Man

Carl Allen's life is going nowhere--the operative word being "no"--until he signs up for a self-help program based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything--and anything. Unleashing the power of "YES" begins to transform Carl's life in amazing an unexpected ways, getting him promoted at work and opening the door to a new romance. But his willingness to embrace every opportunity might just become too much of a good thing.

TV-14

9:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

Story of the 50, The (DVS)

New Girl

When Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday fall apart, Jess takes charge and enlists the help of her school's party hungry vice principal. Meanwhile, Nick begrudgingly brings his new girlfriend to Schmidt's party, and the gang wonders who placed a 50 dollar bill in the douche-bag jar.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Net Worth

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' kart business without consulting her.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Say Uncle

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

4:02 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:02 PM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

Avengers, The (DVS)

Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow answer the call to action when Nick Fury, director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a daring, globe-spanning recruitment effort to assemble The Avengers team to defeat an unexpected enemy threatening global safety and security. Despite pulling together the ultimate dream team, Nick Fury and longtime confidant Agent Coulson must find a way to convince the Super Heroes to work with, not against each other, when the powerful and dangerous Loki gains access to the Cosmic Cube and its unlimited power.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

Sunday, Feb 24
1:02 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

No Craps, No Poker

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie sings an ode to cheese, we find out "who's hottest" with Hot Ones, and a couple of notorious K.I.D.s stop by. Snoop goes deep with one real estate agent, says "Bong Voyage" to another, and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for a chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

4:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

No Craps, No Poker

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie sings an ode to cheese, we find out "who's hottest" with Hot Ones, and a couple of notorious K.I.D.s stop by. Snoop goes deep with one real estate agent, says "Bong Voyage" to another, and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for a chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

7:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

And the Group Head (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline can't figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.

TV-14

11:02 AM

No Roll

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Ray's Ring

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray loses his wedding ring during a business trip.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Red (DVS)

Frank, J, Marvin and Victoria used to be the CIA's top agents - but the secrets they know just made them the Agency's top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

TV-14

4:02 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

6:02 PM

Red (DVS)

Frank, J, Marvin and Victoria used to be the CIA's top agents - but the secrets they know just made them the Agency's top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

TV-14

8:02 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Red 2 (DVS)

Retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his motley team of elite operatives for a worldwide hunt to track down a missing portable nuclear device. In order to succeed, they'll need to survive relentless assassins, ruthless terrorists and power-crazed government officials, who all want to get their hands on the next-generation weapon. The mission takes Frank and his team to Paris, London and Moscow. They are outgunned, outnumbered and have only their wits, old-school skills and each other to rely on as they try to save the world-and stay alive.

TV-14

Monday, Feb 25
1:02 AM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

9:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

Frank Goes Downstairs

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

It's Supposed fo Be Fun

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Home Cheapo

King of Queens, The

Carrie is convinced Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

2:02 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Home Cheapo

King of Queens, The

Carrie is convinced Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

5:02 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

TV-14

10:02 PM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Land Ship, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Feb 26
12:02 AM

Gayle Makin' Bob Sled (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Gayle is injured, Linda sends Bob off to pick her up so that she doesn't miss out on the Thanksgiving festivities. But an unexpected snowstorm derails his trip home, and his epic plan to prepare the turkey is foiled. Bob then must put the fate of the turkey and the Belcher Thanksgiving in Linda's hands and spend time bonding with his sister-in-law.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Peter's Def Jam (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire want to do an activity together so they decide to start a podcast. After a horrendous start, Peter accidentally plays multiple songs and is mistaken for a DJ by a club owner.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Dating Game, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When the Medieval Castle comes up for auction, Peter and the gang try to purchase it for "castle fun". After putting up a "mystery" paper bag containing nine thousand dollars, they end up losing the auction to Mayor West.

TV-14

3:02 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 91226 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Ben Sinclair

TV-14

6:02 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Episode 91226 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Ben Sinclair

TV-14

9:02 AM

Road Trip, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake invites his girlfriend and Amy's boyfriend to join them on their work trip; Rosa refuses to admit she's sick; Charles wants to help Holt with his anniversary breakfast.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Stakeout, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles and Jake's relationship is impacted during an eight-day stakeout in close quarters; Rosa takes notice of Capt. Holt's nephew.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Girlfriend Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han asks Max and Caroline to convince a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend when his mother visits from Korea.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Offensive Fowl

King of Queens, The

Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Manhanttan Project

King of Queens, The

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Offensive Fowl

King of Queens, The

Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Manhanttan Project

King of Queens, The

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Feb 27
12:02 AM

Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Stan-Dan Deliver (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Spies Reminiscent of Us (DVS)

Family Guy

Actors Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase track down a spy hiding in Quahog; Peter, Joe and Quagmire start their own comedy improv group.

TV-14

3:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

4:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 91227 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Deon Cole

TV-14

6:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

7:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 91227 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Deon Cole

TV-14

9:02 AM

Landlord, The (DVS)

New Girl

Jess goes against Nick's wishes and makes it her mission to get the loft's cantankerous landlord to like her. In doing so, she inadvertently jeopardizes their living situation and the guys are forced to admit they've made some unofficial changes to the apartment. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to decipher what he thinks are mixed signals from his boss, Kim.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Bully (DVS)

New Girl

When Jess tries to intervene with a classroom bully, she finds herself the target of the bad seed student. Schmidt is thrilled over his post-Valentine's sex-capades, but hates that his paramour wants to keep it a secret. Meanwhile, Nick goes into a tailspin when Julia sends him a cactus.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

China Syndrome Part 1

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

China Syndrome Part 1

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

7:02 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

Thursday, Feb 28
12:02 AM

Two Hundred, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Dentist's Wife, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Hannah Banana (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins discover that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't so evil after all; Stewie befriends Miley Cyrus, who turns out to be an android.

TV-14

3:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

4:02 AM

December 12, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reviews a new streaming service created especially for your racist grandparents and takes a trip to the future to look back on 2018: the year American democracy began to crumble.

TV-MA

5:02 AM

Episode 91228 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

7:02 AM

December 12, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reviews a new streaming service created especially for your racist grandparents and takes a trip to the future to look back on 2018: the year American democracy began to crumble.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Episode 91228 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:02 AM

Payback (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad members demand that Jake repay all the money he has borrowed over the years; Holt and Amy re-open a case.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Windbreaker City (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A heartbroken Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation; Gina gives Holt a psychological exam; Amy and Rosa vie for a day off.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Cello, Goodbye

King of Queens, The

Doug fears Carrie's new job is coming between them.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Cello, Goodbye

King of Queens, The

Doug fears Carrie's new job is coming between them.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

Friday, Mar 1
12:03 AM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

2:03 AM

Jerome Is the New Black (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

5:03 AM

Episode 91229 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: The Cast and Creators of Pen15 Maya Erskine and Anna Konkle

TV-14

6:03 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Implant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend has implants so he dumps her.

TV-PG

8:03 AM

Episode 91229 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: The Cast and Creators of Pen15 Maya Erskine and Anna Konkle

TV-14

9:03 AM

Captain Peralta (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's father comes to town, Jake is excited to see him, but Charles is wary of his intentions; Holt challenges Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with a brain teaser in exchange for Beyonce tickets.

TV-14

10:03 AM

Det. Dave Majors (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is thrilled to work with Detective Dave Majors, until he learns Majors intends to ask Amy out; Charles and Gina want Terry to turn down a job offer at a private firm.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Vote for Debra, A

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra decides to run for president of the school governing board.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Educating Doug

King of Queens, The

Doug takes an English lit class to please Carrie.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Vote for Debra, A

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra decides to run for president of the school governing board.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

4:03 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

7:03 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

11:03 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

Saturday, Mar 2
12:03 AM

Sexy Dance Healing (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal disputes.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Gift Me Liberty (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.

TV-14

2:03 AM

Business Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

When Mr. Pewterschmidt has a heart attack, Peter takes over his business.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Sexy Dance Healing (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal disputes.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Fancyman Part 1 (DVS)

New Girl

Jess reluctantly dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

11:03 AM

First Six Years Part 2, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Fancyman Part 1 (DVS)

New Girl

Jess reluctantly dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Secrets (DVS)

New Girl

While training for a marathon, Jess discovers that Cece has been keeping a secret from her, and their friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, Winston can't handle being the only one who knows about Cece and Schmidt, and Nick reluctantly asks for Schmidt's help as he tries to juggle dating two women at once.

TV-14

2:03 PM

First Six Years Part 2, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Mother's Day

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Mother's Day feud between Debra and Marie has the women refusing to speak to each other.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Bigger Person, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert tries to play peacemaker between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Fixer Upper

King of Queens, The

Doug doesn't want Carrie to play matchmaker for Spence.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

Crappy Birthday

King of Queens, The

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday.

TV-PG