DVS Offerings

Sunday, Jul 12
12:00 AM

Celebration Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Matrimonial Metric, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

3:00 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

3:30 AM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Pearl Necklace (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline met Martha Stewart at a gala event and gave her one of their cupcakes to taste, they were thrilled to get a positive response! Now, Max and Caroline attempt to keep the faith that Martha Stewart will call and help support their cupcake business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Pearl Necklace (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline met Martha Stewart at a gala event and gave her one of their cupcakes to taste, they were thrilled to get a positive response! Now, Max and Caroline attempt to keep the faith that Martha Stewart will call and help support their cupcake business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

3:45 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

Dumped by her husband, longtime housewife Deanna turns regret into reset by going back to college. Winding up at the same school as her daughter, Deanna plunges headlong into the campus experience -- embracing the fun, the freedom and the frat boys.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

6:45 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

Dumped by her husband, longtime housewife Deanna turns regret into reset by going back to college. Winding up at the same school as her daughter, Deanna plunges headlong into the campus experience -- embracing the fun, the freedom and the frat boys.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Novelization Correlation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Gates Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj, and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 13
12:00 AM

Athenaeum Allocation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Gates Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj, and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Garbage Stan (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Four Little Words (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so she'll stop asking questions.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Zero Larp Thirty (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda wins a contest to spend a dream weekend at the home where her favorite television show is filmed, things don't go quite as planned. Also, Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor, while he babysits the kids.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Laser-Inth, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene accompanies Bob on the last-ever rock and roll laser show at the planetarium, while Linda and the girls go out for dinner at a wacky restaurant.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Baking Bad (DVS)

Family Guy

An earthquake strikes in Haiti, prompting Lois to start a blood drive to help the victims. She gives homemade cookies to all the blood donors. Peter loves the cookies so much he thinks they can make money by selling them.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Brian the Closer (DVS)

Family Guy

A fight over a chew-rope with Peter leaves Brian toothless and disfigured. But after a visit with Quagmire's dentist, Brian puts his new "toothy" smile to the test, as a real estate agent.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Turkey Guys (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Thanksgiving time at the Griffins' house but dinner plans come to a halt as Lois discovers that Peter has eaten the turkey.

TV-14

10:00 PM

2000-Year-Old-Virgin, The (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog! While shopping at the local mall for gifts, Peter and Lois run into an old friend, Jesus Christ. Over drinks, Peter and the gang discover Jesus is a virgin. Peter won't have it, and makes it his mission to get Jesus a girlfriend.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to Chris' backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesn't pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Our Idiot Brian (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg is worried that she won't do well on her SATs, so she convinces Brian to take the test for her. A confident Brian agrees to the challenge, and even dresses up like Meg, only to find out that he received the lowest score in the class.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 14
12:00 AM

Quagmire's Mom (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his checkbook is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really Justin.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Encyclopedia Griffin (DVS)

Family Guy

When Stewie complains that his tricycle has been stolen, Peter and his friends are spurred into action. Peter finds the kid responsible, and the success leads the group to start a detective agency for kids.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Ghost Dad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Pride Before the Fail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Wednesday Incident, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Beach House (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake ruins a detectives-only getaway to Charles' beach house by inviting Holt; Charles helps Rosa be romantic with her new boyfriend; Gina tries to get Amy drunk.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Payback (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad members demand that Jake repay all the money he has borrowed over the years; Holt and Amy re-open a case.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Defense Rests, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sophia's relationship with Jake conflicts with her job, Jake tries to make things right with her boss; Wuntch asks Holt for help.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Windbreaker City (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A heartbroken Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation; Gina gives Holt a psychological exam; Amy and Rosa vie for a day off.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Wednesday Incident, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Hold-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Cupcake War (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline put their baking skills to the test when they audition to be contestants on the hit cooking show Cupcake Wars.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Pre-Approved Credit Card (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A new pre-approved credit card causes strife between Max and Caroline, who have different opinions on what to charge on it. Meanwhile, Earl's estranged son, Darius, arrives in New York with hopes of becoming a stand-up comedian.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Boyfriend Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Boyfriend Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Fixup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Mural of the Story, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Courtship of Stewie's Father, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Fat Guy Strangler (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Reclusive Potential, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Comet Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jul 15
12:00 AM

Sibling Realignment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Bow Tie Asymmetry, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Season 11 finale: When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan--everyone except the bride and groom.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Send in the Clowns (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Candy Manwich (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Andy, a cute candy store owner, has eyes for Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to see him after a humiliating experience at his candy store.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Three Boys with Wood (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist two Amish boys who are exploring the modern world to build a barn for Chestnut. Meanwhile, Candy Andy discovers Caroline's ex-billionaire identity.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Egg Special (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline cook up a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcakes becomes available for rent.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Keys, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Subway, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pez Dispenser, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Good Samaritan, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Klaustastrophe.tv (DVS)

American Dad

Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment. Klaus starts a website to embarrass the Smith family about their fails.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Death by Dinner Party (DVS)

American Dad

Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Santa, Schmanta (DVS)

American Dad

Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Brian Sings and Swings (DVS)

Family Guy

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Conjugal Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 12 premiere, Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Wedding Gift Wormhole, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Procreation Calculation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Tam Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 16
12:00 AM

Planetarium Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available to work with him even if it means accidentally sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Imitation Perturbation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Grant Allocation Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Parking Space, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

And the New Boss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline hire an intern, Ruth, to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation of opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Big Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop. To show off her success, Max invites her former flame Johnny and her ex-boyfriend Robbie.

TV-14

5:00 AM

And the Silent Partner (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie is depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, so Max offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the High Holidays (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the Bear Truth (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline, and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And Too Little Sleep (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist the gang from the diner to help them bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a giant cupcake order.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Psychic Shakedown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After discovering that Candy Andy closed up his shop following their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her future love life.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And Just Plane Magic (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max scores tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline end up flying on a private jet with Grammy-nominated rapper 2 Chainz.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Ticket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Wallet Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to explain the absence of a watch his parents gave him.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Never-Ending Stories, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan finds an outlet for his boring stories while teaching young CIA cadets. Klaus becomes a hype man for a rapper.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Railroaded (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.

TV-14

8:00 PM

My Purity Ball and Chain (DVS)

American Dad

Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.

TV-14

8:30 PM

OreTron Trail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes worried about outliving the family. Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Patriot Games (DVS)

Family Guy

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.

TV-14

9:30 PM

I Take Thee, Quagmire (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Consummation Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Citation Negation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

VCR Illumination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Paintball Scattering, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 17
12:00 AM

Propagation Proposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancee, Anu.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Confirmation Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work and Penny's going to be a part of it-whether she wants to or not.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Meteorite Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Heat Wave (DVS)

New Girl

Things heat up between Nick and Reagan over who can provide the loft with the best air conditioning unit. Meanwhile, Winston uses his cop voice to help Schmidt prep Cece for a newscaster audition.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Goosebumps Walkaway (DVS)

New Girl

Jess returns from jury duty and tries to uncover the real identity of a juror sequestered with her. Meanwhile, Reagan prepares to move out of the loft and out of Nick's life; and Winston and Cece help Schmidt get over his fear of public dancing.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

New Girl

Cece moves into the loft; Jess must finish the school's budget by morning; Winston gets a new partner to avoid having to work side-by-side with Aly.

TV-14

5:30 AM

D-Day (DVS)

New Girl

Jess agrees to lend Schmidt a hand when he takes over wedding planning after Cece gets an exciting job offer, but things take a bad turn when Schmidt's dad shows up. Meanwhile, Winston and Nick compete to determine who has the harder job.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Sam, Again (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' application for a job at a new progressive school may be jeopardized after she learns the principal is dating her ex-boyfriend. Meanwhile, Nick takes ill so Schmidt quarantines the roommates to keep himself from getting sick before an important presentation.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Broken Hip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline pay a high price for attempting to remove a street performer away from the entry to their cupcake shop.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And Not-So-Sweet Charity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In danger of losing their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline approach Caroline's rich but callous Aunt Charity for help.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Temporary Distraction (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the girls take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max finds herself being hit on by the boss.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Bubble Boy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Cheever Letters, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Opera, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One Where Underdog Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Mean Francine (DVS)

American Dad

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One-Woman Swole (DVS)

American Dad

After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Deep Throats (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 18
11:45 AM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night. When they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum family, Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

2:45 PM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night. When they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum family, Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Donation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn to Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet".

TV-PG

9:30 PM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Longest Yard, The (DVS)

When former NFL player Paul Crewe is sent to prison, the warden forces him to transform a diverse group of inmates into a football team. Unlikely teammates, the convicts unite when they find out who they are playing: the guards. With the help of fellow inmates Nate Scarborough and Caretaker, Crewe promises the cons a chance to exact revenge in a bone-crushing showdown where anything goes.

TV-14

Sunday, Jul 19
12:00 AM

Donation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn to Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet".

TV-PG

12:30 AM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Conference Valuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Longest Yard, The (DVS)

When former NFL player Paul Crewe is sent to prison, the warden forces him to transform a diverse group of inmates into a football team. Unlikely teammates, the convicts unite when they find out who they are playing: the guards. With the help of fellow inmates Nate Scarborough and Caretaker, Crewe promises the cons a chance to exact revenge in a bone-crushing showdown where anything goes.

TV-14

3:00 AM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

3:30 AM

And the Emergency Contractor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Big Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After Han fires Caroline for insulting his diner, Max tries to coax Caroline into apologizing.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Worst Selfie Ever (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-boyfriend, Andy.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Emergency Contractor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Big Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After Han fires Caroline for insulting his diner, Max tries to coax Caroline into apologizing.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Worst Selfie Ever (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-boyfriend, Andy.

TV-14

9:00 AM

UK vs US Special (DVS)

Misery Index, The

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

TV-14

9:30 AM

This is not a Drill! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Longest Yard, The (DVS)

When former NFL player Paul Crewe is sent to prison, the warden forces him to transform a diverse group of inmates into a football team. Unlikely teammates, the convicts unite when they find out who they are playing: the guards. With the help of fellow inmates Nate Scarborough and Caretaker, Crewe promises the cons a chance to exact revenge in a bone-crushing showdown where anything goes.

TV-14

2:30 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Longest Yard, The (DVS)

When former NFL player Paul Crewe is sent to prison, the warden forces him to transform a diverse group of inmates into a football team. Unlikely teammates, the convicts unite when they find out who they are playing: the guards. With the help of fellow inmates Nate Scarborough and Caretaker, Crewe promises the cons a chance to exact revenge in a bone-crushing showdown where anything goes.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (DVS)

Rey develops her newly-discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepare to do battle with the First Order.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (DVS)

Rey develops her newly-discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepare to do battle with the First Order.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Inspiration Deprivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Plagiarism Schism, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure they should turn him in or not. Howard is happily surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 20
12:00 AM

Plagiarism Schism, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure they should turn him in or not. Howard is happily surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Good Day to Die Hard, A (DVS)

John McClane and his son get into a dangerous situation in Russia.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Good Day to Die Hard, A (DVS)

John McClane and his son get into a dangerous situation in Russia.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Flavortown (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Persona Assistant (DVS)

American Dad

In the show's 250th episode, Stan has to take over Roger's different personas after a tumor takes him out of commission. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to win.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Legend of Old Ulysses, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Twinanigans (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Into the Mild (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob finds out that the local outdoor adventure store is having a going out of business sale, he decides to finally realize his dream of becoming an outdoorsman. In true Belcher fashion, Bob finds himself accidentally locked overnight in the store, causing a real life survival test. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids spend the night watching the rehearsal for Aunt Gayle's one-woman show.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Brunchsquatch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

To compete with Jimmy Pesto, Bob's Burgers begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Meanwhile, Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Silence of the Louise, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. Meanwhile, Teddy decides to get into the inspirational poster business, but ends up with mixed results.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Wolf of Wharf Street, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town. Meanwhile, an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Sit Me Baby One More Time (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina launches a babysitting enterprise, it is quickly derailed after her business nemesis, Tammy, is hired to work alongside her. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda check out their competition at a restaurant that's known for its burgers.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Stewie Is Enceinte (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. In an effort to rekindle their friendship, Stewie decides that having a baby would bring them back together.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Dr. C & the Women (DVS)

Family Guy

After Cleveland diffuses an argument between Quagmire and Joe, Peter encourages him to open his own therapy office. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a TSA agent, and revels in the positive attention she gets for being the office hottie.

TV-14

9:30 PM

#JOLO (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe decides to become more spontaneous and independent, leaving Bonnie and quitting his job. This new Joe invites the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls to celebrate.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Once Bitten (DVS)

Family Guy

After Brian gets diagnosed with liver disease from his heavy drinking, Peter is stuck with the task of inserting Brian's suppository pills. When Brian bites Peter's arm in self-defense, Brian becomes the alpha dog.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Roasted Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

While watching a celebrity roast with Brian, Peter is inspired to throw a roast for himself, but it backfires when his friends go further then he expected. Hurt by what was said, Peter decides to seek out a new group of friends.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Fighting Irish (DVS)

Family Guy

When Liam Nesson comes to town to shoot a movie, Peter is convinced that he can beat him up. Unsuccessful, Peter winds up in jail but is bailed out by Liam Neeson and becomes his manservant.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 21
12:00 AM

Pilling Them Softly (DVS)

Family Guy

After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audition for Channel 5's new cooking show.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Papa Has a Rollin' Son (DVS)

Family Guy

It's nearly Fathers' Day, and when Peter learns about Joe's distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Men ll Boyz (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus enlists Stan, Roger and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor party weekend.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Enter Stanman (DVS)

American Dad

Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Chopper, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Wuntch lets Peralta work his dream case, Holt worries she's setting him up to fail; Amy, Rosa and Gina help Terry host a field trip.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Captain Peralta (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's father comes to town, Jake is excited to see him, but Charles is wary of his intentions; Holt challenges Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with a brain teaser in exchange for Beyonce tickets.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Sabotage (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A streak of bad luck leads Jake to think he's being sabotaged by an enemy; Holt insults Gina's dance troupe; Charles must work a case with Scully and Hitchcock.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Det. Dave Majors (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is thrilled to work with Detective Dave Majors, until he learns Majors intends to ask Amy out; Charles and Gina want Terry to turn down a job offer at a private firm.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Chopper, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Wuntch lets Peralta work his dream case, Holt worries she's setting him up to fail; Amy, Rosa and Gina help Terry host a field trip.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Extra Work (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han's diner, but when Caroline catches the director's eye, he offers her an actual role with strings attached.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Window of Opportunity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner, they discover something that could re-launch their cupcake business.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Pick, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Movie, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to coordinate two comedy appearances and a movie with friends.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Top of the Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it's an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Funnyish Games (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley's laidback approach to school work.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Fleabiscuit (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach. Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Future Is Borax, The (DVS)

American Dad

While trying to rekindle their marriage, Stan and Francine get trapped on a hot air balloon. The rest of the family wins a jingle writing contest.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Peterotica (DVS)

Family Guy

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

TV-14

9:30 PM

You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Jiminy Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Gothowitz Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jul 22
12:00 AM

Change Constant, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Stockholm Syndrome, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the series finale, Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Raj makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Trust Me As Someone Who Has One! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!

TV-14

6:00 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Soft Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Business is booming at Max & Caroline's new cupcake walk-up after word spreads about a shocking incident involving a rock star.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Kickstarter (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max's new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Shoes, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Implant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend has implants so he dumps her.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Handicap Spot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

American Dad

Steve runs for school president to pick up girls (Stan rigs the election, CIA-style) and Hayley pays Roger in candy to write her school papers.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Threat Levels (DVS)

American Dad

After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!

TV-14

8:00 PM

Stan Knows Best (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley comes home with her hair dyed green, much to the dismay of Stan, who decides to cut it off while she is sleeping. To get Stan back, Hayley moves into her boyfriend's van and gets a job as a waitress at a strip club.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Francine's Flashback (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Petergeist (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter discovers an Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Untitled Griffin Family History (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Cornhusker Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 23
12:00 AM

Vengeance Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Maternal Congruence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

July 22, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

2:00 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

3:00 AM

July 22, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

3:30 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Group Head (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline can't figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Cronuts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend: cake fries.

TV-14

5:00 AM

And the Piece of Sheet (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline buys Max a new bedding set and gives away the old sheets to charity without realizing they had sentimental value to her.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the Girlfriend Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han asks Max and Caroline to convince a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend when his mother visits from Korea.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the "It" Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, so she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Pastry Porn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max applies to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for the entrance exam.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the First Day of School (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting and intriguing.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Smelly Car, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A valet's odor permeates Jerry's car.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Pilot Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pilot Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Hot Tub, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Rodger Codger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Homeland Insecurity (DVS)

American Dad

Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be troublemakers.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Steve is falling in love with Chuck's daughter, Betsy.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Bullocks to Stan (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley dumps Jeff and dates Bullock. Stan withholds his objections in order to get a promotion.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Stewie B. Goode Part 1 (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Bango Was His Name Oh Part 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Military Miniaturization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention; and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Dependence Transcendence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up; Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together; and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 24
12:00 AM

Hot Tub Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret stay-cation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Fetal Kick Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Jeff Day (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' plan to use a male alter ego to buy a new car from a sexist salesman backfires; Schmidt & Cece worry when Winston decides to bring his prankster girlfriend to their wedding.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Chill Day In, A (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Cece's low key bachelorette party takes a bad turn when they ruin the wedding gift from Schmidt's mother and, while under the influence, must come up with a plan to replace it.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

300 Feet (DVS)

New Girl

Jess sets out to clear her name after she receives a restraining order from a former boyfriend; Nick and Schmidt plot against the owner of a new bar.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Jeff Day (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' plan to use a male alter ego to buy a new car from a sexist salesman backfires; Schmidt & Cece worry when Winston decides to bring his prankster girlfriend to their wedding.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Helmet (DVS)

New Girl

Jess admits to having a sex dream about Nick; Schmidt dogs a talent agent for pets, hoping to get Winston's cat Ferguson an audition.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Road Trip (DVS)

New Girl

When his manhood is questioned in front of Cece, Schmidt demands the guys head to Las Vegas for a manly bachelor party weekend, but the trip hits a snag and they wind up at a desert biker bar, where his newfound macho is called out.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Chill Day In, A (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Cece's low key bachelorette party takes a bad turn when they ruin the wedding gift from Schmidt's mother and, while under the influence, must come up with a plan to replace it.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the French Kiss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After a great make-out session with Max's teacher, Caroline learns a secret about him that she wishes she'd known beforehand.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Big But (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max wants to be more than friends with her pastry school partner; Caroline remains attracted to her married teacher.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Dumpster Sex (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, but his so-called home is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered and then scared after she has a shady-looking car towed from the front of the Cupcake window.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Soup Nazi, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Secret Code, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George conceals his ATM code from fiancee Susan.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pool Guy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Sponge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Smith in the Hand, A (DVS)

American Dad

Steve injures Stan's groin and feels terrible, inadvertently leading Stan to discover masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bar in the attic.

TV-14

7:30 PM

All About Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Stan comes to terms with Steve being a geek when Steve helps him apprehend a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Hayley helps Roger explore life outside the house.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Con Heir (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's father returns and tricks Stan into helping him on a jewel heist.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Mother Tucker (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 25
12:00 AM

Pain & Gain (DVS)

Based on a true story about a group of steroid-abusing bodybuilders engage in a campaign of kidnapping, extortion and murder in Florida.

TV-14

2:45 AM

Riddick (DVS)

The infamous Riddick has been left for dead on a sun-scorched planet that appears to be lifeless. Soon, however, he finds himself fighting for survival against alien predators more lethal than any human he's encountered. The only way off is for Riddick to activate an emergency beacon and alert mercenaries who rapidly descend to the planet in search of their bounty. The first ship to arrive carries a new breed of merc, more lethal and violent, while the second is captained by a man whose pursuit of Riddick is more personal. With time running out and a storm on the horizon that no one could survive, his hunters won't leave the planet without Riddick's head as their trophy.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Pain & Gain (DVS)

Based on a true story about a group of steroid-abusing bodybuilders engage in a campaign of kidnapping, extortion and murder in Florida.

TV-14

5:45 AM

Riddick (DVS)

The infamous Riddick has been left for dead on a sun-scorched planet that appears to be lifeless. Soon, however, he finds himself fighting for survival against alien predators more lethal than any human he's encountered. The only way off is for Riddick to activate an emergency beacon and alert mercenaries who rapidly descend to the planet in search of their bounty. The first ship to arrive carries a new breed of merc, more lethal and violent, while the second is captained by a man whose pursuit of Riddick is more personal. With time running out and a storm on the horizon that no one could survive, his hunters won't leave the planet without Riddick's head as their trophy.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG