DVS Offerings

Sunday, Aug 20
12:08 AM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 begins with a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window. Kim Kardashian appears as herself.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Contractual Obligation Implementation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Setup, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Danny launches an investigation after the survivors discover someone has sabotaged the ship by blowing up the engine. Steve makes a shocking discovery at the bottom of the ship. Honestly, no one is the captain now.

TV-MA

4:08 AM

Story Four Yes

Guest Book, The

Christy (Jaime Pressly) heads up to the mountains to try and bond with her new boyfriend, Paul (John Ortiz), and his 8-year-old daughter. However, when she self-medicates to deal with her anxiety she ends up revealing some skeletons in her closet.

TV-MA

5:08 AM

Tenure Turbulence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Setup, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Danny launches an investigation after the survivors discover someone has sabotaged the ship by blowing up the engine. Steve makes a shocking discovery at the bottom of the ship. Honestly, no one is the captain now.

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Story Four Yes

Guest Book, The

Christy (Jaime Pressly) heads up to the mountains to try and bond with her new boyfriend, Paul (John Ortiz), and his 8-year-old daughter. However, when she self-medicates to deal with her anxiety she ends up revealing some skeletons in her closet.

TV-MA

8:08 AM

NOT the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal presents the "NOT The White House Correspondents' Dinner" to celebrate the free press, while there's still a free press to celebrate.

TV-MA

9:08 AM

Someone's Cranky

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra searches for the cause of Robert's mean-spirited behavior.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Birthday Boy Toy

Married with Children

As Jefferson's worries about getting old force him into taking a job, Al tries to cure Peggy's shopping addiction.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Lez Be Friends

Married with Children

Al strikes up a friendship with Marcy's identical cousin.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Someone's Cranky

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra searches for the cause of Robert's mean-spirited behavior.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

TV-PG

5:08 PM

New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox

MLB 2017 Sunday Games

8:08 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One After "I Do", The

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

11:08 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

Monday, Aug 21
12:08 AM

Batman Begins (DVS)

How does one man change the world? It's a question that haunts Bruce Wayne like the specter of his parents, gunned down before his eyes in the streets of Gotham on a night that changed his life forever. Tormented by guilt and anger, battling the demons that feed his desire for revenge and his need to honor his parents' altruistic legacy, the disillusioned industrial heir vanished from Gotham and secretly travels the world, seeking the means to fight injustice and turn fear against those who prey on the fearful. In his quest to elucidate himself in the ways of the criminal mind, Bruce is mentored by a mysterious man called Ducard in the mastery of the physical and mental disciplines that will empower him to fight the evil he has vowed to destroy. He soon finds himself the target of recruiting efforts by the League of Shadows, a powerful, subversive vigilante group headed by enigmatic leader Ra's al Ghul. Bruce returns to Gotham to find the city devoured by rampant crime and corruption. Wayne Enterprises, his family's former bastion of philanthropic business ideals, now rests in the hands of CEO Richard Earle, a man more concerned with taking the company public than serving the public good. Meanwhile, Bruce's close childhood friend Rachel Dawes, now an Assistant District Attorney, can't secure a conviction of the city's most notorious criminals because the justice system has been so deeply polluted by scum like crime boss Carmine Falcone. It doesn't help that prominent Gotham psychiatrist Dr. Jonathan Crane bolsters insanity defenses for Falcone's thugs in exchange for nefarious favors that serve his own devious agenda.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Avengers: Age of Ultron Yes

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Batman Begins (DVS)

How does one man change the world? It's a question that haunts Bruce Wayne like the specter of his parents, gunned down before his eyes in the streets of Gotham on a night that changed his life forever. Tormented by guilt and anger, battling the demons that feed his desire for revenge and his need to honor his parents' altruistic legacy, the disillusioned industrial heir vanished from Gotham and secretly travels the world, seeking the means to fight injustice and turn fear against those who prey on the fearful. In his quest to elucidate himself in the ways of the criminal mind, Bruce is mentored by a mysterious man called Ducard in the mastery of the physical and mental disciplines that will empower him to fight the evil he has vowed to destroy. He soon finds himself the target of recruiting efforts by the League of Shadows, a powerful, subversive vigilante group headed by enigmatic leader Ra's al Ghul. Bruce returns to Gotham to find the city devoured by rampant crime and corruption. Wayne Enterprises, his family's former bastion of philanthropic business ideals, now rests in the hands of CEO Richard Earle, a man more concerned with taking the company public than serving the public good. Meanwhile, Bruce's close childhood friend Rachel Dawes, now an Assistant District Attorney, can't secure a conviction of the city's most notorious criminals because the justice system has been so deeply polluted by scum like crime boss Carmine Falcone. It doesn't help that prominent Gotham psychiatrist Dr. Jonathan Crane bolsters insanity defenses for Falcone's thugs in exchange for nefarious favors that serve his own devious agenda.

TV-14

9:08 AM

How to Marry a Moron Part 2

Married with Children

Al objects to Kelly marrying an armed robber, until he discovers that he's the heir to a family fortune.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Pilot

Married with Children

Al and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Married with Children

Steve and Marcy buy a huge watch dog which annoys Al with his constant barking. But when Peggy hears a noise in the night, Al accidentally shoots the dog.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

How to Marry a Moron Part 2

Married with Children

Al objects to Kelly marrying an armed robber, until he discovers that he's the heir to a family fortune.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Pilot

Married with Children

Al and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Married with Children

Steve and Marcy buy a huge watch dog which annoys Al with his constant barking. But when Peggy hears a noise in the night, Al accidentally shoots the dog.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with the Stripper, The

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

Mama Drama

Cleveland Show, The

As Mother's Day approaches, Cleveland hires an actress to impersonate Dee Dee, Donna's estranged mother.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Hormone-Iums, The

Bob's Burgers

When Dottie Minerva comes down with a bad case of mono, Tina gets her shot as soloist of the Hormone-iums. But as she rehearses for the big assembly, Tina realizes that her role in the play could ruin her social status. Meanwhile, Linda strikes gold with a business plan that she thinks could make the Belchers rich.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

Be Careful What You Fish For (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin (guest voice Ricky Gervais). Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

TV-14

10:08 PM

In Harmony's Way (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Quagmire both scream when a bee flies by and realize they harmonize well together. They start writing and singing songs in their spare time. Mort overhears them one day and is amazed by their talent. He offers to manage them since he used to have his own record label in the 70¿s.

TV-14

11:08 PM

Hormone-Iums, The

Bob's Burgers

When Dottie Minerva comes down with a bad case of mono, Tina gets her shot as soloist of the Hormone-iums. But as she rehearses for the big assembly, Tina realizes that her role in the play could ruin her social status. Meanwhile, Linda strikes gold with a business plan that she thinks could make the Belchers rich.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 22
12:08 AM

Be Careful What You Fish For (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin (guest voice Ricky Gervais). Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

TV-14

1:08 AM

In Harmony's Way (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Quagmire both scream when a bee flies by and realize they harmonize well together. They start writing and singing songs in their spare time. Mort overhears them one day and is amazed by their talent. He offers to manage them since he used to have his own record label in the 70¿s.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Why Can't We Be Friends?

People of Earth

Ozzie confronts Walsh about being an alien. Richard gets fired from his job and joins Agent Foster on her search for Walsh.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Brian's a Bad Father (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian receives a call from his son, Dylan Flannigan, who wants to reconnect with him. At first, Brian is hesitant to meet up, but changes his tune when he discovers Dylan is the star of a new television show.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Fresh Heir Yes

Family Guy

Peter breaks his promise to take Chris on a fishing trip, leaving Chris feeling rejected. Lois suggests he spend more time with Carter, who has a broken leg and needs someone to take care of him.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Why Can't We Be Friends?

People of Earth

Ozzie confronts Walsh about being an alien. Richard gets fired from his job and joins Agent Foster on her search for Walsh.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71069

Conan

Guests: Matt LeBlanc, Brittany Snow

TV-14

8:08 AM

Face Painter, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Married ... Without Children

Married with Children

Al and Peg run away for the weekend and leave Bud and Kelly with the Rhoades, who've underestimated their intelligence.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Peggy Sue Got Work

Married with Children

When Peggy asks Al for a VCR, Marcy suggests that she go to work and earn the money herself where she learns what having a job is all about minimum wage.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Married with Children

Al and Steve buy a classic Mustang and become consumed in restoring back to mint condition.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Soft Touch

King of Queens, The

Doug is lured into a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Whine Country

King of Queens, The

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Nightmare on Al's Street

Married with Children

Marcy has dreams about Al while Steve is on a business trip, leading her to ask Peggy for help.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

42-Year-Old Virgin

American Dad

While playing poker with the guys, Stan is exposed as a virgin, but not in the traditional way - he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Whine Country

King of Queens, The

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Escape From Goochland

Cleveland Show, The

As Halloween approaches...Cleveland and his friends attended a rival high school's football game, only to find themselves stranded in enemy territory; Donna's sexy Halloween costume gets her into trouble with the police; Roberta and Junior dress up as Cleveland and Donna.

TV-14

7:08 PM

42-Year-Old Virgin

American Dad

While playing poker with the guys, Stan is exposed as a virgin, but not in the traditional way - he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.

TV-14

8:08 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

He's Too Sexy For His Fat (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Glasses, The

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 23
12:08 AM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Glasses, The

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Proton Resurgence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 71070

Conan

Guests: Ice Cube, Lea DeLaria, Jim Lauderdale

TV-14

5:08 AM

Puffy Shirt, The

Seinfeld

Jerry appears on ``Today'' wearing a silly shirt; guests Bryant Gumbel, Jerry Stiller.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

And the Brand Job Yes

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71070

Conan

Guests: Ice Cube, Lea DeLaria, Jim Lauderdale

TV-14

8:08 AM

Puffy Shirt, The

Seinfeld

Jerry appears on ``Today'' wearing a silly shirt; guests Bryant Gumbel, Jerry Stiller.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

And the Brand Job Yes

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Poppy's by the Tree Part 2

Married with Children

Peg gets kidnapped! Can Al get her back?

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Buck Can Do It

Married with Children

Buck mates another dog, making the owner of the dog so angry that he sues Al.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Part 2

Married with Children

The men take action over Peg and Marcy, just to make them feel bad about what happened.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

King Pong

King of Queens, The

After losing to Carrie, Doug asks Arthur to help him improve his pingpong game.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Doug Less Part 1

King of Queens, The

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountain; romance turns to anger when Carrie discovers that Doug was at the same resort with an old girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

General Thanksgiving Episode, A

Cleveland Show, The

As Thanksgiving approaches...Cleveland opens a bar at the airport; Holt and his estranged father bond when Cleveland becomes trapped on a pilotless airplane.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Tearjerker

American Dad

Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Doug Less Part 1

King of Queens, The

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountain; romance turns to anger when Carrie discovers that Doug was at the same resort with an old girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

General Thanksgiving Episode, A

Cleveland Show, The

As Thanksgiving approaches...Cleveland opens a bar at the airport; Holt and his estranged father bond when Cleveland becomes trapped on a pilotless airplane.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Tearjerker

American Dad

Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Widowmaker

American Dad

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

TV-14

9:08 PM

One with the Ride Along, The

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 24
12:08 AM

Romance Resonance, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Bris, The

Seinfeld

A religious ceremony makes Jerry and Elaine apprehensive about being godparents.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

February 8, 2017

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal takes a trip across the pond before Trump decides to drain that too.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Romance Resonance, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Itchy Brain Simulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

The mayor is being blackmailed and the lieutenant is just sick about it. Angie Tribeca is assigned a new partner, Jay Geils, to find the blackmailer and bring him to justice. The only problem? Tribeca works alone.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Famous Ventriloquist Did It, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A ventriloquist is dead and the lieutenant is just sick about it. On the case, Tribeca delves into the salacious world of American ventriloquism. The only problem? Geils always wanted to be a ventriloquist, which may not sound like a problem but is.

TV-PG

7:08 AM

Commissioner Bigfish

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca and Geils are poking around into a prostitution ring and the lieutenant is just sick, mostly about it. Afraid of what they might uncover, he orders them to stop. The only problem? "Stop" isn't a word in Angie Tribeca's vocabulary.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Born to Walk

Married with Children

Al needs to renew his license but fails the test. Kelly, on the other hand, gets her license on the same day.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Razor's Edge, The

Married with Children

When Steve returns from a river rafting trip, Marcy refuses to let him back into the house until he shaves his newly-grown beard, and he's forced to seek refuge with the Bundys.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Commissioner Bigfish (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca and Geils are poking around into a prostitution ring and the lieutenant is just sick, mostly about it. Afraid of what they might uncover, he orders them to stop. The only problem? "Stop" isn't a word in Angie Tribeca's vocabulary.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Guys and Dolls

Married with Children

When Al and Steve become obsessed with collecting baseball cards, Peggy and Marcy dig out their old Barbie dolls and re-live their childhood fantasies.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Master the Possibilities

Married with Children

When Buck, the Bundy family pooch, mistakenly receives a credit card in his name, Al and Peg decide to sample the good life and embark on a wild spending spree.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Doug Less Part 2

King of Queens, The

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountain; romance turns to anger when Carrie discovers that Doug was at the same resort with an old girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Affidavit Justice

King of Queens, The

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Vas Deferens Between Men and Women, A

Cleveland Show, The

Complications ensue when Donna decides she wants another child; Rallo lands the lead role in a local production of the musical "Annie."

TV-14

4:08 PM

Office Spaceman

American Dad

When the CIA initiates an Alien Task Force, a peculiar twist of fate puts disguised Roger in charge. Roger marks Stan as an alien to protect his own identity. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Affidavit Justice

King of Queens, The

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Fore Father (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

Fore Father (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Masseuse, The

Seinfeld

Jerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend to give him a massage.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Conversion, The

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks his girlfriend has a fungus; George converts.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 25
12:08 AM

Marine Biologist, The

Seinfeld

George poses as a marine biologist; guest Carol Kane.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Cooper Extraction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Story Six Yes

Guest Book, The

A federal agent, Trina (Kimberly Hebert Gregory), books the mountain cabin in order to protect a valuable witness, Blake (Tommy Dewey), but Blake has his own ideas on how to escape the people who are after him.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Marine Biologist, The

Seinfeld

George poses as a marine biologist; guest Carol Kane.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 71072

Conan

Guests: Jane Lynch, Timothy Simons, Rancid

TV-14

5:08 AM

Dinner Party, The

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71072

Conan

Guests: Jane Lynch, Timothy Simons, Rancid

TV-14

8:08 AM

Dinner Party, The

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Just Married ... with Children

Married with Children

Peggy and Al masquerade as their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, on a game show called How Do I Love Thee and have shocking results.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

All in the Family

Married with Children

Al is less than thrilled when Peggy announces her family is coming for a visit, all six of them.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

I'm Going to Sweatland

Married with Children

Al is up to his armpits in rock 'n' roll fanatics after Peggy sees an image of her idol in the sweat stains on one of Al's tee-shirts.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Eggsit Strategy

King of Queens, The

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Santa Claustrophobia

King of Queens, The

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Hustle 'N Bros

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland is shocked when Freight Train adopts Donna's ex-husband, Robert; Junior and Rallo track down lost dogs and use the reward money to pay a debt they owe Donna.

TV-14

4:08 PM

One That Got Away, The

American Dad

Roger discovers that one of his personas has taken on a life of his own. Back at home, the Smith family becomes addicted to the 1970s electronic game "Simon."

TV-14

5:08 PM

Choosey Wives Choose Smith

American Dad

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed, and that she seemed to settle for Stan before learning that her former fiancé was still alive. Stan and Roger try to track the man down, while Francine must choose between her husband and her lost love.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Thin White Line (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Stand-In, The

Seinfeld

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Fire, The

Seinfeld

A kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness; guests Melanie Chartoff, Dom Irrera.

TV-PG

Saturday, Aug 26
12:08 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Stand-In, The

Seinfeld

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Fire, The

Seinfeld

A kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness; guests Melanie Chartoff, Dom Irrera.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Friendship Turbulence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Back to the Future Part II

Sequel to the 1985 hit "Back to the Future," where Marty McFly goes into the future.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

Back to the Future

"Back to the Future" follows a boy, played by Michael J. Fox, and his rough life in high school after being tormented by the principal, and a rough relationship with his father. When he befriends a scientist, played by Christopher Lloyd, he finds out that he is working on a time machine and is accidentally sent to the 1950s. He interferes with the romance of his parents, and must get them reunited to ensure his own existence back in the 1980s. "Back to the Future" has cemented itself as a 1980s classic.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

Back to the Future Part II

Sequel to the 1985 hit "Back to the Future," where Marty McFly goes into the future.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Back to the Future Part III

Marty McFly drives into the Old West to rescue Doc, whose blossoming romance makes him reluctant to return, from the clutches of the villainous Tannen Gang.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Back to the Future Part III

Marty McFly drives into the Old West to rescue Doc, whose blossoming romance makes him reluctant to return, from the clutches of the villainous Tannen Gang.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Back to the Future

"Back to the Future" follows a boy, played by Michael J. Fox, and his rough life in high school after being tormented by the principal, and a rough relationship with his father. When he befriends a scientist, played by Christopher Lloyd, he finds out that he is working on a time machine and is accidentally sent to the 1950s. He interferes with the romance of his parents, and must get them reunited to ensure his own existence back in the 1980s. "Back to the Future" has cemented itself as a 1980s classic.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Back to the Future Part II

Sequel to the 1985 hit "Back to the Future," where Marty McFly goes into the future.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

Back to the Future

"Back to the Future" follows a boy, played by Michael J. Fox, and his rough life in high school after being tormented by the principal, and a rough relationship with his father. When he befriends a scientist, played by Christopher Lloyd, he finds out that he is working on a time machine and is accidentally sent to the 1950s. He interferes with the romance of his parents, and must get them reunited to ensure his own existence back in the 1980s. "Back to the Future" has cemented itself as a 1980s classic.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Raincoats Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George sells his dad's clothes; guest Judge Reinhold.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Hamptons, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked during a weekend at the beach.

TV-PG

Sunday, Aug 27
12:08 AM

Indecision Amalgamation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time; Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie; and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Raincoats Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George sells his dad's clothes; guest Judge Reinhold.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Hamptons, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked during a weekend at the beach.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Indecision Amalgamation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time; Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie; and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Story Six Yes

Guest Book, The

A federal agent, Trina (Kimberly Hebert Gregory), books the mountain cabin in order to protect a valuable witness, Blake (Tommy Dewey), but Blake has his own ideas on how to escape the people who are after him.

TV-MA

5:08 AM

And the Past and the Furious Yes

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Nerd Speak (DVS)

Wrecked

As the ship sinks, the survivors attempt to escape. Will anyone be the captain now ever again?

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Story Six Yes

Guest Book, The

A federal agent, Trina (Kimberly Hebert Gregory), books the mountain cabin in order to protect a valuable witness, Blake (Tommy Dewey), but Blake has his own ideas on how to escape the people who are after him.

TV-MA

8:08 AM

And the Past and the Furious Yes

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

9:08 AM

King Kong

It is 1933, and vaudeville actress Ann Darrow has found herself--like so many other New Yorkers during the Great Depression--without the means to earn a living. Unwilling to compromise and allow herself to sink into a career in burlesque, she considers her limited options while aimlessly wandering the streets of Manhattan. When her hunger drives her to unsuccessfully try to steal an apple from a fruit vendor's stall, she is rescued--literally--by filmmaker and multiple hyphenate Carl Denham. It seems that the entrepreneur-raconteur-adventurer is no stranger to theft, having that day lifted the only existing print of his most recent and unfinished film from under his studio executives' noses when they threatened to pull his completion funds. Carl has until the end of the day to get his crew onboard the Singapore-bound tramp steamer, the S.S. Venture, in hopes of completing his travelogue/action film. With that, the showman is certain he will finally achieve the personal greatness he knows awaits him around the corner--and although the crew believe that corner to be Singapore, Denham actually hopes to find and capture on film the mysterious place of legend: Skull Island. Unfortunately for Carl, his headlining actress has pulled out of his project, but his search for a size-four leading lady (the costumes have all been made) has, fatefully, led him to Ann. The struggling actress is reluctant to sign on with Denham, until she learns that the up-and-coming, socially relevant playwright Jack Driscoll is penning the screenplay--the fees his friend Carl pays for potboiling adventure are a welcome supplement to Driscoll's nominal income from his stage plays. With his newly discovered star and coerced screenwriter reluctantly onboard, Denham's "moving picture ship" heads out of New York Harbor--and toward a destiny that none aboard could possibly foresee.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Hackidu

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Hackidu

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (DVS)

Trouble-prone Percy Jackson is having problems in high school - but that's the least of his challenges. It's the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology texts and into his life. Percy has learned that his real father is Poseidon, god of the sea, which means Percy is a demigod - half human, half god. At the same time, the powerful gods on Olympus are feuding, which could launch a war enveloping our entire planet. Now, Percy must prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, and the stakes couldn't be higher. With ominous storm clouds brewing over Earth and his own life now in peril, Percy travels to a special enclave called Camp Half Blood, where he trains to harness his newly discovered powers and prevent a devastating war among the gods. There, Percy meets two fellow demigods - the warrior Annabeth, who is searching for her mother, the goddess Athena; and his friend and protector, Grover, who is actually a brave but untested satyr. Grover and Annabeth then join Percy on an incredible transcontinental odyssey that takes them six hundred stories above New York City (the portal to Mount Olympus) and to the iconic Hollywood sign, under which burn the fires of the Underworld. At journey's end rests the fate of the world - and the life of Percy's mother Sally, whom Percy must rescue from the depths of Hell itself.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Seattle Mariners @ New York Yankees

MLB 2017 Sunday Games

8:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Boob Job, The

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Transformers Yes

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

Monday, Aug 28
2:08 AM

Avengers: Age of Ultron Yes

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Transformers Yes

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

Camping Show, The

Married with Children

Al and Steve's much-anticipated vacation in the great outdoors is ruined by female hormones and man-eating animals.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Her Cups Runneth Over

Married with Children

Peggy is so miserable when her favorite bra is discontinued that Al is forced to take matters into his own hands and find a replacement.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Gypsy Cried, The

Married with Children

When a gypsy fortune teller predicts disaster for Marcy and good fortune for Al, Steve and Peggy, Marcy insists that they accompany her on a plane trip to New York, first class, of course.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Camping Show, The

Married with Children

Al and Steve's much-anticipated vacation in the great outdoors is ruined by female hormones and man-eating animals.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Her Cups Runneth Over

Married with Children

Peggy is so miserable when her favorite bra is discontinued that Al is forced to take matters into his own hands and find a replacement.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Eatin' Out

Married with Children

When the Bundy's receive a modest inheritance check from Peg's deceased uncle, they decide to splurge and eat out at an elegant restaurant.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

One with the Donor, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Stan Time

American Dad

Fed up with a lack of alone time, Stan starts taking experimental CIA pills that allow him to remain fully awake 24/7. Using his new-found "Stan Time," Stan enters the world of competitive classic videogaming. When Francine discovers Stan's pills, she starts off on her own career. As Stan and Francine begin to drift apart, Stan must decide what's more important - "Stan Time" or family time. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger write a movie together.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Here Comes the Bribe

Cleveland Show, The

A marriage counselor tells Cleveland he can skew counseling sessions with Donna in his favor, provided he receives compensation, Junior's favorite refrigerator breaks.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Glued, Where's My Bob?

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank happens to occur on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants. The entire town gets involved and zany Belcher antics ensue.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

Stan Time

American Dad

Fed up with a lack of alone time, Stan starts taking experimental CIA pills that allow him to remain fully awake 24/7. Using his new-found "Stan Time," Stan enters the world of competitive classic videogaming. When Francine discovers Stan's pills, she starts off on her own career. As Stan and Francine begin to drift apart, Stan must decide what's more important - "Stan Time" or family time. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger write a movie together.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Most Interesting Man in the World, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter attends theater shows, museums, and other high culture events across the country. Eventually, he transforms into a sophisticated and scholarly individual.

TV-14

11:08 PM

Meg Stinks! Yes

Family Guy

Peter and Meg bond during a college visit to Vermont. The two party all night resulting in Meg missing out on an important interview. Lois begins to worry that Peter is becoming too much of a distraction and warns Meg not to get too attached, but Meg is just happy to be getting positive attention from her father for the first time.

TV-14

Tuesday, Aug 29
12:08 AM

Chap Stewie Yes

Family Guy

Stewie is happily watching the season finale of his favorite British television program when Chris and Peter suddenly show up in the living room, playing a game where they run around and hit each other with mattresses. Peter knocks Chris into the television set, which breaks and leaves Stewie furious because he can't watch his show. He throws a tantrum and gets sent to his room, where he decides to rebuild his time machine and use it to prevent his birth into the Griffin family.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Most Interesting Man in the World, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter attends theater shows, museums, and other high culture events across the country. Eventually, he transforms into a sophisticated and scholarly individual.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Aftermath

People of Earth

The group copes with a tragedy. Agent Foster reports back to the FBI. Jonathan Walsh and Don have reservations about the alien mission.

3:08 AM

Chap Stewie Yes

Family Guy

Stewie is happily watching the season finale of his favorite British television program when Chris and Peter suddenly show up in the living room, playing a game where they run around and hit each other with mattresses. Peter knocks Chris into the television set, which breaks and leaves Stewie furious because he can't watch his show. He throws a tantrum and gets sent to his room, where he decides to rebuild his time machine and use it to prevent his birth into the Griffin family.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Episode 71041

Conan

Guests: Sarah Silverman, Shawn Hatosy, ALT-J

TV-14

5:08 AM

Aftermath

People of Earth

The group copes with a tragedy. Agent Foster reports back to the FBI. Jonathan Walsh and Don have reservations about the alien mission.

6:08 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71041

Conan

Guests: Sarah Silverman, Shawn Hatosy, ALT-J

TV-14

8:08 AM

Pilot

Seinfeld

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Married with Children

When Kelly is faced with a choice of getting kicked out of school or joining the tap dance club, she swallows her pride, buckles on her tap shoes and performs some dirty dancing that leaves the audience sweating in their seats.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Harder They Fall, The

Married with Children

After Peggy gives the highway salute to a rude driver while in the Rhoades' car, Steve is obsessed with the fear the enraged driver, a possible ex-con, may come looking for him.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Married ... with Prom Queen Part 1

Married with Children

In this two-part story, Peggy and Al attend the Polk High School Reunion where Peggy is determined to defeat her old nemesis for the title of Reunion Queen.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Dateless Amigo, The

Married with Children

When Bud finds it difficult to line up a date, he resorts to the next best thing, a mannequin, with a penchant for losing her head.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Frigid Heirs

King of Queens, The

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Cheap Saks

King of Queens, The

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Dateless Amigo, The

Married with Children

When Bud finds it difficult to line up a date, he resorts to the next best thing, a mannequin, with a penchant for losing her head.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Frigid Heirs

King of Queens, The

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Bar Mitzvah Shuffle Yes

American Dad

When snobby rich kid Etan steals Steve's girlfriend Debbie, Steve concocts a scheme to get revenge. Aided by Roger, Toshi, and Barry, Steve plots to rob Etan's Bar Mitzvah and get back his girlfriend. But when the plan goes awry and Snot takes the blame, Steve must decide whether to tell the truth and clear Snot's name or remain silent and get back Debbie. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch an idea to a cell phone company.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington Yes

Family Guy

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Roy Rodgers McFreely Yes

American Dad

After term limits force Stan out of his position as president of the HOA, Roger steps in as the new leader under the guise of one Roy Rogers McFreely. Roger uses his power to pass new resolutions and by-laws solely to anger Stan, who earlier refused to buy Roger grenadine. Stan teams up with Hayley and plots to have Roger removed from office.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Bar Mitzvah Shuffle Yes

American Dad

When snobby rich kid Etan steals Steve's girlfriend Debbie, Steve concocts a scheme to get revenge. Aided by Roger, Toshi, and Barry, Steve plots to rob Etan's Bar Mitzvah and get back his girlfriend. But when the plan goes awry and Snot takes the blame, Steve must decide whether to tell the truth and clear Snot's name or remain silent and get back Debbie. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch an idea to a cell phone company.

TV-14

9:08 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Stakeout, The

Seinfeld

Jerry woos an ex-girlfriend's friend.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with the Cake, The

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 30
12:08 AM

One with Ross's Grant, The

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Stakeout, The

Seinfeld

Jerry woos an ex-girlfriend's friend.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Stock Tip, The

Seinfeld

George gives Jerry a bad stock-tip.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Junior Professor Solution, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it; and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 71043

Conan

Guests: Nick Offerman, Annabelle Wallis, Mark Normand

TV-14

5:08 AM

Expedition Approximation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71043

Conan

Guests: Nick Offerman, Annabelle Wallis, Mark Normand

TV-14

8:08 AM

Pony Remark, The

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks his off-the-cuff remark killed a woman.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Married with Children

When a neighborhood peeping tom has taken a peek at everyone on the block except Peggy, she tries to rectify the situation by leaving milk, cookies and a ladder.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married with Children

When Peggy wins a personalized workout with TV fitness host Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago, he sets out to change her unhealthful lifestyle but she changes his instead.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

I'll See You in Court

Married with Children

Peggy hopes an overnight stay in a motel will liven up her sex life with Al only to discover their most intimate moments have been videotaped by the management.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Married with Children

When a neighborhood peeping tom has taken a peek at everyone on the block except Peggy, she tries to rectify the situation by leaving milk, cookies and a ladder.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married with Children

When Peggy wins a personalized workout with TV fitness host Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago, he sets out to change her unhealthful lifestyle but she changes his instead.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Tooth or Consequences

Married with Children

Stricken with a toothache, Al reluctantly visits a dentist for the first time, leaving him in too much pain to enjoy the family meal that Peggy has begrudgingly agreed to prepare.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

DeLorean Story-An

American Dad

Frustrated with their lack of common interests, Steve and Stan attempt to bond while on a cross-country trip to find a door for Stan's nearly complete DeLorean. Meanwhile, Roger, Francine, and Hayley brainstorm ideas for an adventure to have while Stan and Steve are gone.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Weiner of Our Discontent

American Dad

For over seventy years Roger has been acting like he's the most important person on the planet, and Stan is sick of it! Stan considers Roger to be a worthless, lazy, lying, cheating, alcoholic slob.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Rodent Like This, A

Cleveland Show, The

When a rat is discovered in the Brown home, Donna and the kids move out, leaving Cleveland to deal with the problem. But Cleveland discovers he likes living by himself and forms a friendship with the whiskered pest.

TV-14

7:08 PM

DeLorean Story-An

American Dad

Frustrated with their lack of common interests, Steve and Stan attempt to bond while on a cross-country trip to find a door for Stan's nearly complete DeLorean. Meanwhile, Roger, Francine, and Hayley brainstorm ideas for an adventure to have while Stan and Steve are gone.

TV-14

8:08 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

9:08 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Baby Shower, The

Seinfeld

Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service; guest Christine Dunford.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Chinese Restaurant, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 31
12:08 AM

Septum Deviation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Baby Shower, The

Seinfeld

Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service; guest Christine Dunford.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Chinese Restaurant, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Septum Deviation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 71053

Conan

Guests: Snoop Dogg, Flula Borg, Mastodon

TV-14

5:08 AM

August 2, 2017

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal presents a musical tribute to Kris Kobach's unconstitutional laws, with help from Javier Munoz.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Murder in the First Class

Angie Tribeca

Another passenger arrives dead at LAX and the lieutenant has finally been diagnosed with bacterial meningitis. The gang goes undercover aboard an airplane to catch the killer in the act. The only problem? The lieutenant doesn't believe in antibiotics.

TV-14

7:08 AM

One with the Bomb, The

Angie Tribeca

Geils has been kidnapped and the lieutenant is inches from death though you wouldn't know it from watching the episode. Tribeca will stop at nothing to save Geils before time runs out. The only problem? The 256 character limit on these descriptions makes i

TV-14

8:08 AM

Ferret Royale Yes

Angie Tribeca

Illegal pet ferrets are leaking into California and the lieutenant could not be sicker about it. Tribeca and Geils follow a trail that naturally leads them to a high stakes poker game. The only problem? The Fish & Game Division is claiming jurisdiction.

TV-14

9:08 AM

976-SHOE

Married with Children

Al tries to cash in on his knowledge of shoe business by starting a shoe hotline.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

One with the Bomb, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Geils has been kidnapped and the lieutenant is inches from death though you wouldn't know it from watching the episode. Tribeca will stop at nothing to save Geils before time runs out. The only problem? The 256 character limit on these descriptions makes i

TV-14

11:08 AM

Fair Exchange

Married with Children

The Bundys are elated over the extra income they receive when they house a foreign exchange student but Kelly gets a run for her money when the student turns out to be a beautiful, sexy French girl.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Tank Heaven

King of Queens, The

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

It's a Bundyful Life Part 2

Married with Children

When Al blows his only chance to give the family a merry Christmas, he miserably wishes he didn't exist until a not-so-angelic angel shows what life without Al but with Peggy's loving husband Norman would be like.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Tank Heaven

King of Queens, The

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Icky Shuffle

King of Queens, The

When Carrie comes down with a cold, Arthur must find a new teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Lethal Weapons (DVS)

Family Guy

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Stan's Night Out

American Dad

Stan feels left out when he discovers that a few of the guys from work have been hitting the town while he sits at home with Francine eating dinner on a TV tray and watching gardening shows.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Moon Over Isla Island

American Dad

Stan convinces the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty to get a promotion at work. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot get competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.

TV-14

9:08 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Stranded, The

Seinfeld

Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Revenge, The

Seinfeld

George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him.

TV-PG

Friday, Sep 1
12:09 AM

Note, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Stranded, The

Seinfeld

Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Story Seven (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Adam (Michael Rapaport), a sweet guy who suffers from OCD, is nervous to ask out his office crush Gillian (Kate Micucci), so he devises a plan that will get her up to the cabin for their first date.

TV-MA

3:09 AM

Note, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Troll Manifestation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Truth, The

Seinfeld

A woman (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to know why George doesn't want to see her.

TV-PG

6:09 AM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Episode 71055

Conan

Guests: Marisa Tomei, Gabrielle Union, Jackie Kashian

TV-14

8:09 AM

Truth, The

Seinfeld

A woman (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to know why George doesn't want to see her.

TV-PG

9:09 AM

Episode 1 (DVS)

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

10:09 AM

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em Part 1

Married with Children

When Steve dumps Marcy to become a park ranger, ever-supportive Peggy talks her into a Las Vegas vacation with Al.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

What Goes Around Comes Around

Married with Children

Bent on revenge, Bud makes a date with the girl who once stole his clothes and ran his underwear up the flagpole.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Episode 1

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

1:09 PM

Vocal Discord

King of Queens, The

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Consummate Professional

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

TV-14

3:09 PM

Squirt's Honor

Cleveland Show, The

When Rallo joins Stoolbend's version of the Boy Scouts, he discovers he can make money selling candy bars for a fictitious charity; Cleveland and Donna win a vacation.

TV-14

4:09 PM

Brains, Brains, and Automobiles Yes

American Dad

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.

TV-14

5:09 PM

Shallow Vows

American Dad

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

TV-14

6:09 PM

Kiss Seen 'Round The World Yes

Family Guy

Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

TV-14

7:09 PM

One with the Butt, The

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

8:09 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

9:09 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

One with the Butt, The

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

11:09 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

Saturday, Sep 2
12:09 AM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Colonization Application, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

CS:GO Premiere 2017: Preview Show

ELeague

3:09 AM

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (DVS)

Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine are the pride of their fire station: two guy's guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry's domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know. But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple's arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.

TV-14

4:09 AM

Colonization Application, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Family, The

A notorious mafia family gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the family way.

TV-14

6:09 AM

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (DVS)

Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine are the pride of their fire station: two guy's guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry's domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know. But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple's arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Family, The

A notorious mafia family gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the family way.

TV-14

9:09 AM

We'll Follow the Sun

Married with Children

Al's plans for a family road trip come to a screeching halt when the Bundys get caught in Labor Day traffic.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Working Girl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is angry when Debra gets a part-time job.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Agony of Defeet, The

Married with Children

While an ecstatic Al prepares to judge a beauty contest, Marcy awakens on the Bundy couch next to a lipstick-smeared Bud and fears the worst.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

We'll Follow the Sun

Married with Children

Al's plans for a family road trip come to a screeching halt when the Bundys get caught in Labor Day traffic.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Working Girl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is angry when Debra gets a part-time job.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

One for the Money Yes

A proud, born-and-bred Jersey girl, Stephanie Plum's got plenty of attitude, even if she's been out of work for the last six months and just lost her car to a debt collector. Desperate for some fast cash, Stephanie turns to her last resort: convincing her sleazy cousin to give her a job at his bail bonding company as a recovery agent. True, she doesn't even own a pair of handcuffs and her weapon of choice is pepper spray, but that doesn't stop Stephanie from taking on Vinny's biggest bail-jumper: former vice cop and murder suspect Joe Morelli - yup, the same sexy, irresistible Joe Morelli who seduced and dumped her back in high school. Nabbing Morelli would be a satisfying payback - and a hefty payday - but as Stephanie learns the ins and outs of becoming a recovery agent from Ranger, a hunky colleague who is the best in the business, she also realizes the case against Morelli isn't airtight. Add to the mix her meddling family, a potentially homicidal boxer, witnesses who keep dying and the problem of all those flying sparks when she finds Morelli himself. Suddenly Stephanie's new job isn't nearly as easy as she thought.

TV-14

3:09 PM

Help, The Yes

At the dawn of the civil rights movement, three Mississippi women are about to take one extraordinary step. Twenty-two-year-old Skeeter has just returned home after graduating from Ole Miss, and her mother won't be happy until she finds a husband. Aibileen, a wise African-American maid and caretaker, suffers after the loss of her own child. And Minny, Aibileen's sassy best friend, struggles to find and hold a job. Seemingly as different from one another as can be, these women will nonetheless come together for a clandestine project that will put them all at risk.

TV-14

4:09 PM

This is Where I Leave You

When their father passes away, four grown siblings, bruised and banged up by their respective adult lives, are forced to return to their childhood home and live under the same roof together for a week, along with their over-sharing mother and an assortment of spouses, exes and might-have-beens. Confronting their history and the frayed states of their relationships among the people who know and love them best, they ultimately reconnect in hysterical and emotionally affecting ways amid the chaos, humor, heartache and redemption that only families can provide- driving us insane even as they remind us of our truest, and often best, selves.

TV-14

6:09 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:09 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

8:09 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

10:09 PM

Pen, The

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

11:09 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

Sunday, Sep 3
12:09 AM

Skywalker Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Pen, The

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Cafe, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

3:09 AM

Aftermath

People of Earth

The group copes with a tragedy. Agent Foster reports back to the FBI. Jonathan Walsh and Don have reservations about the alien mission.

4:09 AM

Communication Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the event of Alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Graduation Transmission, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. Meanwhile, a canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school. And Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.

TV-PG