DVS Offerings

Monday, Oct 23
1:10 AM

Workplace Proximity, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Proton Displacement, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The Yes

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Workplace Proximity, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Proton Displacement, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The Yes

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Disturbia

Kale has a life most teenagers would envy. He spends his days endlessly playing video games, surfing the net, eating junk food and watching cable. He has complete free reign of the house, and a beautiful young hottie named Ashley has just moved in next door. There's only one problem--he's not allowed to leave the house. Kale's under court-ordered house arrest for three months, and if he takes one step beyond a 100-foot perimeter of the house, his next confinement will be in a real prison. And jail cells don't have video games or cable. Life hasn't always been like this for him. A year ago, Kale and his mom and dad were a tight knit, happy family. Then his father was killed in a car accident, for which Kale feels somewhat responsible. The trauma has had long-lasting psychological effects. The once outgoing young man is now shut down and withdrawn. When an insensitive teacher brings up his father, Kale loses it and punches him out. Only the intercession of his mother kept him out of jail. Now he's going stir crazy in his own house while his mother tries to keep things together by working day and night. As the walls start to close in, Kale starts to notice the world outside. With some secondhand surveillance equipment he begins spying on his neighbors, most prominently Ashley, who soon catches on to him. To his surprise however, she becomes interested in his stakeout hobby. What starts out as a game turns deadly serious when Kale and Ashley begin to suspect that one of their neighbors may be an elusive serial killer. But who's going to believe them? It may just be their overactive imagination. Or they may have stumbled across a secret that might cost them their lives. After all, even killers have to live next-door to someone...

TV-14

9:10 AM

Flightplan

Kyle Pratt is a frantic but fiercely intelligent mother whose deepest protective instincts will be triggered by a haunting in-flight nightmare: in the middle of the trans-Atlantic trip, her young daughter turns up missing without a trace. Or does she? Kyle arrives on the flight still reeling from the recent loss of her husband, a woman who has gone mad with grief or a formidably determined mother whose child is in grave danger that threatens the entire plane? Adding to the growing mystery is the fact that the name of Kyle's daughter doesn't even appear on the flight manifest. Furthermore, neither of the flight attendants can remember seeing the child on the plane? Adding to the growing mystery is the fact that the name of Kyle's daughter doesn't even appear on the flight manifest. Furthermore, neither of the flight attendants can remember seeing the child on the plane. While Captain Rich and Air Marshal Gene Carson don't want to doubt Kyle's insistent claim that her daughter has vanished, all evidence points to the fact that Kyle's little girl was never on board. What is the truth behind Kyle Pratt's distress? Who on board can be trusted? And just how far will Kyle have to go to get to the bottom of the harrowing mystery? As paranoia and doubt mount among the passengers, Kyle is confronted with some of the most unsettling fears a mother could ever face--losing her child, having her very reality questioned and being trapped in a situation where no one can seem to help. Pushed to the edge and fighting for her sanity, Kyle finds herself willing to go to unimaginable lengths to save her daughter.

TV-14

10:10 AM

She's Having My Baby Part 2

Married with Children

While mothers-to-be Peg and Marcy keep everyone hopping with their demands, Al, unable to face another 20 years of parenting, decides to make a run for it.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Cheese, Cues and Blood

Married with Children

Lusting for a thousand dollar dress to wear to the Miss Cheese competition, Kelly decides to earn the money the old-fashioned way by hustling pool.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

One with the Mugging, The

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Jesus Walks

Cleveland Show, The

A cute girl entices Cleveland Jr. to join the church choir; Cleveland thinks Donna may be cheating on him.

TV-14

5:10 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Witches of Langley, The Yes

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

7:10 PM

Jesus Walks

Cleveland Show, The

A cute girl entices Cleveland Jr. to join the church choir; Cleveland thinks Donna may be cheating on him.

TV-14

8:10 PM

My Fuzzy Valentine

Bob's Burgers

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Witches of Langley, The Yes

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Nude Beach

Bob's Burgers

Hugo, the loathsome health inspector who torments Bob, quits his job to become a nudist after discovering the town's new nude beach. His replacement, Tommy, seems nice enough until he blackmails the Belchers into letting him perform his terrible music at the restaurant, which drives all the customers away. Unable to tolerate it anymore, Bob decides upon the lesser of two evils and braves the nude beach to find Hugo and bring him back.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Man With Two Brians, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Brian hurts his back saving Peter, Peter thinks Brian's getting too old, and brings another dog--named New Brian--into the family; and when everyone falls in love with the new pet, Brian leaves home.

TV-14

Tuesday, Oct 24
12:10 AM

Love Blactually (DVS)

Family Guy

When Stewie convinces Brian to go slow with his new girlfriend Carolyn, Cleveland moves in and steals her away; to get her back, Brian does his best to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Juice is Loose, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Casino Normale Yes

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Ocean's Three and a Half (DVS)

Family Guy

After seven years of pregnancy, Bonnie gives birth to baby Susie, and Stewie immediately falls in love; but when Joe can't pay the massive hospital bill, Peter and the boys plan to rob Mr. Pewterschmidt.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Juice is Loose, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

TV-14

5:10 AM

And the Candy Manwich (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Andy, a cute candy store owner, has eyes for Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to see him after a humiliating experience at his candy store.

TV-14

6:10 AM

And the Egg Special (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline cook up a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcakes becomes available for rent.

TV-14

7:10 AM

And the Big Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop. To show off her success, Max invites her former flame Johnny and her ex-boyfriend Robbie.

TV-14

8:10 AM

And the Candy Manwich (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Andy, a cute candy store owner, has eyes for Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to see him after a humiliating experience at his candy store.

TV-14

9:10 AM

If I Could See Me Now

Married with Children

After nearly driving off a bridge, Al lets the kids convince him to get eyeglasses, only to discover he doesn't like what he sees.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

And the Big Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop. To show off her success, Max invites her former flame Johnny and her ex-boyfriend Robbie.

TV-14

11:10 AM

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Married with Children

While Peggy and Marcy comb the city for Marcy's old baby furniture after Jefferson sells it to pocket the cash, the guys conduct a search of their own for the perfect maid although cleanliness is the last thing on their minds.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Kelly Does Hollywood Part 1

Married with Children

Armed with cable TV and a new remote control, Al is determined to stay on the couch until he finds something good to watch on television, while Kelly's public access show becomes the hottest thing on cable.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the Donor, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

Raincoats Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George sells his dad's clothes; guest Judge Reinhold.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Chaperone, The

Seinfeld

Kramer chaperons Jerry's date with a beauty contestant; guest Ian Abercrombie.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with the Cake, The

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Raincoats Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George sells his dad's clothes; guest Judge Reinhold.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

Chaperone, The

Seinfeld

Kramer chaperons Jerry's date with a beauty contestant; guest Ian Abercrombie.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Mama Drama

Cleveland Show, The

As Mother's Day approaches, Cleveland hires an actress to impersonate Dee Dee, Donna's estranged mother.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Thanksgiving Decoupling, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Oct 25
12:10 AM

Cooper Extraction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (DVS)

Family Guy

After a frustrating day at the annual Quahog <i>Star Trek</i> convention, Stewie builds a transporter and beams the entire cast of <i>Star Trek: The Next Generation</i> into his room for a fun-filled day in Quahog.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Thanksgiving Decoupling, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Cooper Extraction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Occupation Recalibration, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Big Salad, The

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police; guest Michelle Forbes.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Chinese Woman, The

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

7:10 AM

Episode 71091

Conan

Guests: Adam Sandler, Evan Peters, Jimmy Dunn

TV-14

8:10 AM

Big Salad, The

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police; guest Michelle Forbes.

TV-PG

9:10 AM

Chinese Woman, The

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

I Who Have Nothing

Married with Children

When Al decides to draw up a will and divide up his worldly belongings, he tracks down his old high school girlfriend, to whom he gave his most prized possession, his football.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Just Shoe It

Married with Children

Al relives his glory days as a high school football star (All City '66) when he lands a role in a Super Bowl commercial with ex-jocks Sugar Ray Leonard, Steve Carlton and Ed "Too Tall" Jones.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Egg and I, The

Married with Children

Steve Rhoades, on the run after hijacking an endangered egg, returns to reclaim his ex-wife, but Marcy doesn't want him back and all the Bundys want is to turn him in to the FBI for the reward money.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Psychic Avengers

Married with Children

When Al takes over Jefferson's psychic scam, rival mystic Madame Inga puts a curse on the entire Bundy family.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Teacher Pets

Married with Children

When Bud's English teacher has the hots for him, he seeks advice from Al, who takes time out of his busy schedule attending birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese to correct the situation with the usual Bundy flair.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

Secretary, The

Seinfeld

A new secretary's efficiency arouses George; Jerry spots a dry cleaner wearing his clothes.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Stew-roids (DVS)

Family Guy

After Stewie gets beaten up by Joe's infant daughter, Peter injects Stewie with steroids; Chris's popularity at school soars when he begins dating Connie.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Locomotive Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

Thursday, Oct 26
12:10 AM

Kloger

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Indecision Amalgamation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time; Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie; and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Episode 2062

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

3:10 AM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Episode 71092

Conan

Guests: Paul Reiser, Abbi Jacobson, JD McPherson

TV-14

5:10 AM

Episode 2062

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:10 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Episode 71092

Conan

Guests: Paul Reiser, Abbi Jacobson, JD McPherson

TV-14

8:10 AM

England Show Part 1

Married with Children

The Bundys win a free trip to England but little do they know they are being set up for execution for only the death of every male Bundy can lift the curse of darkness from the English town of Lower Uncton.

TV-PG

9:10 AM

England Show Part 3

Married with Children

When the townspeople of Upper and Lower Uncton fight over who gets to kill Al and Bud, Al jousts to save his neck, but a little trouble in Customs concerning a certain hotel towel gets him thrown in the dungeon.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Married with Children

When Kelly's date gives her an ultimatum, she finds herself stranded but not alone on a deserted road 15 miles outside Chicago. Peg tries to put some spice back into her marriage by spending Saturday night communicating with Al.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

England Show Part 1

Married with Children

The Bundys win a free trip to England but little do they know they are being set up for execution for only the death of every male Bundy can lift the curse of darkness from the English town of Lower Uncton.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

England Show Part 3

Married with Children

When the townspeople of Upper and Lower Uncton fight over who gets to kill Al and Bud, Al jousts to save his neck, but a little trouble in Customs concerning a certain hotel towel gets him thrown in the dungeon.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Married with Children

When Kelly's date gives her an ultimatum, she finds herself stranded but not alone on a deserted road 15 miles outside Chicago. Peg tries to put some spice back into her marriage by spending Saturday night communicating with Al.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Al on the Rocks

Married with Children

When Peggy panics over Seven's sneezes, she begins piling up medical bills, forcing Al to take on a second job as a topless bartender.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with the Thumb, The

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Scofflaw, The

Seinfeld

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

Escape From Goochland

Cleveland Show, The

As Halloween approaches...Cleveland and his friends attended a rival high school's football game, only to find themselves stranded in enemy territory; Donna's sexy Halloween costume gets her into trouble with the police; Roberta and Junior dress up as Cleveland and Donna.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Label Maker, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts; guest Jessica Tuck.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

Scofflaw, The

Seinfeld

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Escape From Goochland

Cleveland Show, The

As Halloween approaches...Cleveland and his friends attended a rival high school's football game, only to find themselves stranded in enemy territory; Donna's sexy Halloween costume gets her into trouble with the police; Roberta and Junior dress up as Cleveland and Donna.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

Friday, Oct 27
12:10 AM

Jimmy, The

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Three Kings (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter hosts three adaptations of Stephen King tales: "Stand By Me," "Misery" and "The Shawshank Redemption."

TV-14

2:10 AM

Beard, The

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Jimmy, The

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Episode 71093

Conan

Guests: JoAnna Garcia Swisher, Paul Weller

TV-14

5:10 AM

Status Quo Combustion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Episode 71093

Conan

Guests: JoAnna Garcia Swisher, Paul Weller

TV-14

7:10 AM

Episode 71093

Conan

Guests: JoAnna Garcia Swisher, Paul Weller

TV-14

8:10 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Married with Children

When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

And the High Holidays (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.

TV-14

11:10 AM

Frat Chance

Married with Children

Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity in his garage.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Married with Children

When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

2:10 PM

Christmas

Married with Children

Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and can find they've done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with the Butt, The

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

4:10 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

Fusilli Jerry, The

Seinfeld

A mechanic pal (Patrick Warburton) uses Jerry's romantic techniques on Elaine.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:10 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Stan Knows Best

American Dad

Hayley comes home with her hair dyed green, much to the dismay of Stan, who decides to cut it off while she is sleeping. To get Stan back, Hayley moves into her boyfriend's van and gets a job as a waitress at a strip club.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Rodger Codger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.

TV-14

10:10 PM

General Thanksgiving Episode, A

Cleveland Show, The

As Thanksgiving approaches...Cleveland opens a bar at the airport; Holt and his estranged father bond when Cleveland becomes trapped on a pilotless airplane.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Stan Knows Best

American Dad

Hayley comes home with her hair dyed green, much to the dismay of Stan, who decides to cut it off while she is sleeping. To get Stan back, Hayley moves into her boyfriend's van and gets a job as a waitress at a strip club.

TV-14

Saturday, Oct 28
12:10 AM

Junior Professor Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it; and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Hook-Up Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Injustice 2 World Championship: Group A

ELeague

Eight of the world's most skilled fighting game players compete live at Injustice 2 for a shot at the Playoffs.

4:10 AM

Junior Professor Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it; and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Hook-Up Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

7:10 AM

Final Destination 5

Death is just as omnipresent as ever, first revealing its menacing reality to a group of coworkers headed for a corporate retreat. During the bus ride, Sam has a premonition in which he and most of his friends, as well as numerous others, die in a horrific bridge collapse. When his vision ends, events begin to mirror what he had seen, and he frantically ushers as many of his colleagues-including his friend, Peter, and girlfriend, Molly-away from the disaster before Death can claim them. But these unsuspecting souls were never supposed to survive and, in a terrifying race against time, the ill-fated group tries to discover a way to escape Death's sinister agenda.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Blade: Trinity

Deep in a remote desert, vampire leaders are resurrecting Dracula, the horrific creature who spawned their race. Now known as Drake, this awesome vampire has unique powers that allow him to exist in daylight. To make things even more difficult for Blade, the vampiric leadership launches a smear campaign against him, targeting him as a murderous monster and sending the FBI after him. After Blade and his mentor, Whistler, have an explosive showdown with FBI agent Cumberland and his men, it's evident that the Daywalker will need some assistance. Blade reluctantly teams up with the Nightstalkers, a group of human vampire hunters led by Whistler's beautiful daughter, Abigail, and the wisecracking Hannibal King. While their blind scientist Sommerfield works on creating a final solution for the vampire problem, the Nightstalkers launch a relentless series of battles against Dracula's gang of the undead, led by the powerful vampire Danica Talos and her fanged acolytes Asher and Grimwood. Ultimately, Blade finds himself taking on the greatest vampire of all time, as his own fate and that of humanity hang in the balance.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Blade II

Blade is half man and half vampire and consumed by a desire to avenge the curse of his birth and save the human race from a blood-drenched Armageddon. Blade must align himself with a high-powered team of vampires to take on a greater evil than either has ever faced--a new kind of super-vampire that is itself on a vicious hunt to eradicate both races.

TV-14

10:10 AM

Heels on Wheels

Married with Children

Kelly buys a motorcycle to put some fun back into her life but disaster strikes when Al decides to take the bike out for a spin.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Norbit

Norbit has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong. Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia. Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate, moves back to town.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Heels on Wheels

Married with Children

Kelly buys a motorcycle to put some fun back into her life but disaster strikes when Al decides to take the bike out for a spin.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Norbit

Norbit has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong. Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia. Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate, moves back to town.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Grudge Match

Fifty years after their last fight, two boxers--and lifelong rivals--are coaxed out of retirement for a final grudge match.

TV-14

4:10 PM

Money Talks

On the weekend of his wedding, tabloid television journalist James Russell is in need of a scoop. He finds it when a famous jewel thief, Villard, escapes from prison while handcuffed to Franklin Hatchett, a ticket scalper. Once the burglar and Franklin are separated, the latter teams up with Russell to locate a Villard's hidden cache of diamonds.

TV-14

6:10 PM

Grudge Match

Fifty years after their last fight, two boxers--and lifelong rivals--are coaxed out of retirement for a final grudge match.

TV-14

7:10 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One with the Birth, The

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

10:10 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Virgin, The

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves.

TV-PG

Sunday, Oct 29
12:10 AM

Expedition Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Cheever Letters, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Champagne Reflection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden & Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

4:10 AM

And Too Little Sleep (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist the gang from the diner to help them bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a giant cupcake order.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Champagne Reflection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden & Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

7:10 AM

And Too Little Sleep (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist the gang from the diner to help them bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a giant cupcake order.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Tomatoes

New Girl

Jess fears she and Russell don't share the fiery passion he exhibits with his ex-wife Ouli. Meanwhile, Cece is not yet willing to admit her true feelings for Schmidt, so she encourages him to go on a date with one of her Russian model roommates. Then, a down-in-the-dumps Nick channels all of his energy into a new vegetable garden.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Be Nice

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Rayney Day

King of Queens, The

Doug plays golf in the rain; guest Ray Romano.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Where's Poppa

King of Queens, The

Hit by a foul ball, Doug ends up at Dr. Becker's and makes a friend (Bill Cosby).

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Rayney Day

King of Queens, The

Doug plays golf in the rain; guest Ray Romano.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Where's Poppa

King of Queens, The

Hit by a foul ball, Doug ends up at Dr. Becker's and makes a friend (Bill Cosby).

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Game is On...Doggy Style, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Seth Rogen tells us what celeb he most wants to get high with. Snoop quizzes a pot farming party planner and a Pokemon master on names of pot strains and uses his superpowers to meld with their minds. The winner spins the wheels for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

5:10 PM

Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, The

The Dwarves of Erebor have reclaimed the vast wealth of their homeland but now must face the consequences of having unleashed the terrifying Dragon, Smaug, upon the defenseless men, women and children of Lake-town. As he succumbs to dragon-sickness, the King Under the Mountain, Thorin Oakenshield, sacrifices friendship and honor in his search for the legendary Arkenstone. Unable to help Thorin see reason, Bilbo Baggins is driven to make a desperate and dangerous choice, not knowing that even greater perils lie ahead. An ancient enemy has returned to Middle-earth. Sauron, the Dark Lord, has sent forth legions of Orcs in a stealth attack upon the Lonely Mountain. As darkness converges on their escalating conflict, the races of Dwarves, Elves and Men must decide-unite or be destroyed. Bilbo finds himself fighting for his life and the lives of his friends as five great armies go to war.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, The

The Dwarves of Erebor have reclaimed the vast wealth of their homeland but now must face the consequences of having unleashed the terrifying Dragon, Smaug, upon the defenseless men, women and children of Lake-town. As he succumbs to dragon-sickness, the King Under the Mountain, Thorin Oakenshield, sacrifices friendship and honor in his search for the legendary Arkenstone. Unable to help Thorin see reason, Bilbo Baggins is driven to make a desperate and dangerous choice, not knowing that even greater perils lie ahead. An ancient enemy has returned to Middle-earth. Sauron, the Dark Lord, has sent forth legions of Orcs in a stealth attack upon the Lonely Mountain. As darkness converges on their escalating conflict, the races of Dwarves, Elves and Men must decide-unite or be destroyed. Bilbo finds himself fighting for his life and the lives of his friends as five great armies go to war.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Avatar (DVS)

The story's hero is Jake Sully, an ex-Marine confined to a wheelchair. Bitter and disillusioned, he's still a warrior at heart. All Jake ever wanted was something worth fighting for and he ultimately finds it in the place he least expected- on a distant world. Jake has been recruited to join an expedition to the moon Pandora, which corporate interests are strip-mining for a mineral worth $20 million per kilogram on Earth. To facilitate their work, the humans use a link system that projects a person's consciousness into a hybrid of humans and Pandora's indigenous humanoid race, the Na'vi. This human-Na'vi hybrid a fully living, breathing body that resembles the Na'vi but possesses the individual human's thoughts, feelings and personality is known as an avatar. In his new avatar form, Jake can once again walk. His mission is to interact with and infiltrate the Na'vi with the hope of enlisting their help or at least their acquiescence in mining the ore. A beautiful Na'vi female, Neytiri, saves Jake's life reluctantly because even in his avatar body, Jake represents to her the human encroachment on the Na'vi's unspoiled world. As Jake's relationship with Neytiri deepens, along with his respect for the Na'vi, he faces the ultimate test as he leads an epic conflict that will decide nothing less than the fate of an entire world.

TV-14

Monday, Oct 30
12:10 AM

Avengers: Age of Ultron (DVS)

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Avengers: Age of Ultron (DVS)

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden & Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

7:10 AM

Hulk, The

Scientist Bruce Banner has, to put it mildly, anger management issues. His quiet life as a brilliant researcher working with cutting edge genetic technology conceals a nearly forgotten and painful past. His ex-girlfriend and fellow researcher, Betty Ross, has grown tired of Bruce's cordoned off emotional terrain and resigns herself to remaining an interested onlooker to his quiet life--until a simple oversight in the lab leads to an explosive situation in which Bruce heroically saves a life by absorbing a normally deadly dose of gamma radiation. Believing himself to have emerged from the accident unscathed, Bruce can't deny he's experiencing some strange side effects--including blackouts and the feeling that there is some kind of strange and dark, yet attractive, presence within him. All the while an impossibly strong, rampaging creature, who comes to be known as the Hulk, continues its sporadic appearances, cutting a swath of destruction in his wake. But Betty Ross has her theories, she knows the shadowy figure lurking in the background, Bruce's father David, is somehow connected. She may be the only one who understands the link between the scientist and the Hulk, but her efforts may be too late to save both man and creature.

TV-PG

9:10 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden & Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

10:10 AM

Peggy and the Pirates

Married with Children

Peg whips out a trashy romance novel to try to help Seven fall asleep and, imagining herself as the beautiful Princess Scarlett, tells of being kidnapped by Captain Courage, who bears striking resemblance to Al. When Paco, her supposed savior, develops an interest in the androgynous Cabin Boy-Girl, Scarlett turns to Captain Courage, promising to be a loyal servant who will work to feed and clothe him.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Un-Alful Entry

Married with Children

When Al renders a burglar unconscious, he is dubbed a local hero for bravely defending his home. Trying to capitalize on his fame, Al proposes selling advertising space on his clothing. All plans are destroyed however, when he is notified the burglar is suing him for $50,000. Finally, with nothing left to lose, Al hits the burglar again hoping to reverse his losses by suing him for damage to his hand.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Peggy and the Pirates

Married with Children

Peg whips out a trashy romance novel to try to help Seven fall asleep and, imagining herself as the beautiful Princess Scarlett, tells of being kidnapped by Captain Courage, who bears striking resemblance to Al. When Paco, her supposed savior, develops an interest in the androgynous Cabin Boy-Girl, Scarlett turns to Captain Courage, promising to be a loyal servant who will work to feed and clothe him.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Vas Deferens Between Men and Women, A

Cleveland Show, The

Complications ensue when Donna decides she wants another child; Rallo lands the lead role in a local production of the musical "Annie."

TV-14

5:10 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

American Dad

Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Steve is falling in love with Chuck's daughter, Betsy.

TV-14

7:10 PM

Topsy

Bob's Burgers

Sparks fly when Louise is determined to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating a famous experiment where Thomas Edison (played by Gene) electrocutes an elephant named Topsy (played by Tina).

TV-PG

8:10 PM

It Snakes a Village

Bob's Burgers

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents' dogs.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Family Goy (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter falls in love with a life-size Kathy Ireland cut-out; Lois discovers she's Jewish.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Brian's Got A Brand New Bag (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins ridicule Brian when he begins dating a 50-year-old woman.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Quagmire's Baby (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's ham radio communicates with the ghost of Ronald Regan; Quagmire discovers he fathered a baby girl; Stewie has himself cloned.

TV-14

Tuesday, Oct 31
12:10 AM

Dog Gone (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian accidentally kills a dog; the Griffins hire a housekeeper.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Brian's Got A Brand New Bag (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins ridicule Brian when he begins dating a 50-year-old woman.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Quagmire's Baby (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's ham radio communicates with the ghost of Ronald Regan; Quagmire discovers he fathered a baby girl; Stewie has himself cloned.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Dog Gone (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian accidentally kills a dog; the Griffins hire a housekeeper.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Episode 81094 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:10 AM

Con Heir (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's father returns and tricks Stan into helping him on a jewel heist.

TV-14

6:10 AM

And the Broken Hip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline pay a high price for attempting to remove a street performer away from the entry to their cupcake shop.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Episode 81094 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:10 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden & Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

9:10 AM

Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Married with Children

Convinced by Peg and the kids to take the $12,000 offered by his company for early retirement, Al is forced to take another job as a trainee at Homeplate Athletic Shoes when they start spending the nest egg at a rate that is sure to leave them broke. Al learns that three of his coworkers are planning to buy the store but, hoping to join them in the purchase, he misses out when Peg fails to wake him on time. Finally, Al decides to spend his last $6000 on the lottery, only to find that his coworkers are the big winners.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Buck Can Do It

Married with Children

Buck mates another dog, making the owner of the dog so angry that he sues Al.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Movie Show

Married with Children

When the Bundy family is reminded that Kelly's birthday is coming up, Al seizes the opportunity to appear generous by offering to take her to the movies after Kelly's boyfriend, Frank, has already invited her out. Certain that Kelly would refuse, the Bundys are surprised when she cancels her date with Frank to join them. As they are settling into their seats at the theater, Kelly is shocked to find Frank out with another girl. Kelly confronts Frank about his unfaithfulness then sends Al over to beat him up.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Married with Children

Convinced by Peg and the kids to take the $12,000 offered by his company for early retirement, Al is forced to take another job as a trainee at Homeplate Athletic Shoes when they start spending the nest egg at a rate that is sure to leave them broke. Al learns that three of his coworkers are planning to buy the store but, hoping to join them in the purchase, he misses out when Peg fails to wake him on time. Finally, Al decides to spend his last $6000 on the lottery, only to find that his coworkers are the big winners.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Buck Can Do It

Married with Children

Buck mates another dog, making the owner of the dog so angry that he sues Al.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

One with the Cat, The

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

4:10 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with the Cat, The

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Maestro, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

Escape From Goochland

Cleveland Show, The

As Halloween approaches...Cleveland and his friends attended a rival high school's football game, only to find themselves stranded in enemy territory; Donna's sexy Halloween costume gets her into trouble with the police; Roberta and Junior dress up as Cleveland and Donna.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Engagement, The

Seinfeld

In an effort to grow up, George proposes marriage to former girlfriend Susan.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

Maestro, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Escape From Goochland

Cleveland Show, The

As Halloween approaches...Cleveland and his friends attended a rival high school's football game, only to find themselves stranded in enemy territory; Donna's sexy Halloween costume gets her into trouble with the police; Roberta and Junior dress up as Cleveland and Donna.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Space Probe Disintegration, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Nov 1
12:11 AM

Poltergasm

American Dad

Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Intimacy Acceleration, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie".

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Space Probe Disintegration, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Troll Manifestation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Intimacy Acceleration, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie".

TV-PG

5:11 AM

James Van Der Beek vs. Randall Park & Rob Gronkowski vs. Gina Rodriguez

Drop the Mic

Dawson's Creek heartthrob James Van Der Beek throws shade at Fresh off the Boat's Randall Park in a rap battle, while NFL superstar and Super Bowl champ Rob Gronkowski finds out Gina Rodriguez might just be a problem he can't tackle.

6:11 AM

Episode 81095

Conan

TV-14

7:11 AM

Episode 81095

Conan

TV-14

8:11 AM

Wink, The

Seinfeld

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

TV-PG

9:11 AM

Fright Night

Charley is a high school senior who's on top of the world-he's running with the popular crowd and dating Amy, the most coveted girl in school. In fact, he's so cool, he's even dissing his best friend, Ed. But trouble arrives when Jerry moves in next door. He seems like a nice guy--at first. But there's something not quite right, and no one else, including Charley's mom seems to notice. After observing some very strange activity, Charley comes to an unmistakable conclusion: Jerry is a vampire preying on the neighborhood. Unable to convince anyone of this, Charley looks to popular Las Vegas illusionist and self-proclaimed vampire expert Peter Vincent for help and advice before taking matters into his own hands to get rid of the monster.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Luck of the Bundys

Married with Children

Peg checks Al's horoscope and insists he's due for a stroke of good luck. But when good things actually start happening, Al gets a shrinking feeling that his luck won't last.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

No Chicken, No Check

Married with Children

Al quits lending his car to Kelly and Bud, who take matters into their own hands and purchase one to share. But when both make plans for the drive-in, they are forced to double date, with each trying to get the other out of the car.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with Frank Jr., The

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

Soup Nazi, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth).

TV-PG

9:11 PM

Pool Guy, The

Seinfeld

The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the "UK Way," Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Leftover Thermalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.

TV-PG

Thursday, Nov 2
12:11 AM

Fortification Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a big crossroad in their relationship. And Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother he never knew he had shows up at his front door. And, when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton's podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Graduation Transmission, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. Meanwhile, a canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school. And Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Leftover Thermalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Fortification Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a big crossroad in their relationship. And Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother he never knew he had shows up at his front door. And, when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton's podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Episode 81096 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:11 AM

Episode 2063

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:11 AM

Coast Is Fear, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A member of the Coast Guard is murdered and somehow Tribeca and Geils connect it to Mayhem Global. Why? What is the point of all of this? What is it all leading to?

TV-14

7:11 AM

Episode 81096 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:11 AM

No Ma'am

Married with Children

The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious and create the No Ma'am group and soon hack into the television.

TV-PG

9:11 AM

Coast Is Fear, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A member of the Coast Guard is murdered and somehow Tribeca and Geils connect it to Mayhem Global. Why? What is the point of all of this? What is it all leading to?

TV-14

10:11 AM

Worst Noel, The

Married with Children

On Christmas Eve, Kelly and Bud try to sneak in a jukebox to give to their parents who spend the entire show sitting in front of their TV set arguing with each other over the proper speed for channel switching. Also, Marcy and Jefferson throw a wild Christmas party next door and do not tell Al about it.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

No Ma'am

Married with Children

The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious and create the No Ma'am group and soon hack into the television.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Worst Noel, The

Married with Children

On Christmas Eve, Kelly and Bud try to sneak in a jukebox to give to their parents who spend the entire show sitting in front of their TV set arguing with each other over the proper speed for channel switching. Also, Marcy and Jefferson throw a wild Christmas party next door and do not tell Al about it.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Married with Children

Peggy's birthday gift for Al causes quite a stir at the mall.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

Gum, The

Seinfeld

Kramer complicates Jerry's quest to locate a special brand of Chinese gum.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

Helping Handis

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures by giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets more attention than anyone expected.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Here Comes the Bribe

Cleveland Show, The

A marriage counselor tells Cleveland he can skew counseling sessions with Donna in his favor, provided he receives compensation, Junior's favorite refrigerator breaks.

TV-14

11:11 PM

It's Good to Be Queen

American Dad

Stan seeks revenge for being the focus of a prank during his high school years by showing off that he married Francine, who was the homecoming queen. However, when her title is revealed to be a mistake, Stan's pride gets the best of him and goes out with the real queen.

TV-14

Friday, Nov 3
12:11 AM

Helping Handis

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures by giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets more attention than anyone expected.

TV-14

1:11 AM

April in Quahog Yes

Family Guy

When a black hole threatens to destroy the Earth, Peter tells Lois he doesn't like their children.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Cadillac Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Friar's Club, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to join the Friars Club; a new co-worker causes more work for Elaine.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Matrimonial Momentum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Bachelor Party Corrosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her unsuspecting family that she and Leonard eloped.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Episode 81097

Conan

TV-14

7:11 AM

Episode 81097

Conan

TV-14

8:11 AM

And the Extra Work (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han's diner, but when Caroline catches the director's eye, he offers her an actual role with strings attached.

TV-14

9:11 AM

Get Outta Dodge

Married with Children

When Al's old Dodge approaches the one million mark, the manufacturer offers to highlight it in a commercial in exchange for a brand new sports car.

TV-PG

10:11 AM

D'Arcy Files, The

Married with Children

Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

And the Extra Work (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han's diner, but when Caroline catches the director's eye, he offers her an actual role with strings attached.

TV-14

12:11 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

D'Arcy Files, The

Married with Children

Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Ride Scare

Married with Children

Al becomes an environmental hero and celebrity.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Calzone, The

Seinfeld

George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

Pins, Spins and Fins

Cleveland Show, The

Rallo thinks he's a stud bowler when he keeps scoring strikes by using the gutter rails. But when his prowess goes to his head, Donna reveals to him the hard truth: little kids mostly suck at everything. Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry decide their friendship has become too predictable, and attempt to spice things up by taking a road trip to an abandoned amusement park.

TV-14

8:11 PM

Doll, The

Seinfeld

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother; Kramer turns pool shark; guest Kathy Griffin.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

American Dad After School Special, The

American Dad

Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Quagmire's Dad Yes

Family Guy

Quagmire can't accept his dad's lifestyle choices when they involve Brian.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Tears of a Clooney

American Dad

Francine is feeling depressed as another birthday comes around. In an effort to cheer her up, Stan helps Francine hatch a plan to break George Clooney's heart. Meanwhile, Roger adopts a bunch of orphans to help work his vineyard.

TV-14

Saturday, Nov 4
12:11 AM

American Dad After School Special, The

American Dad

Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Quagmire's Dad Yes

Family Guy

Quagmire can't accept his dad's lifestyle choices when they involve Brian.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Injustice 2 World Championship: Group B

ELeague

Eight of the world's most skilled fighting game players compete live at Injustice 2 for a shot at the Playoffs.

4:11 AM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the "UK Way," Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Jurassic Park (DVS)

Eccentric millionaire John Hammond has invited three dinosaur experts see his new amusement park before it opens. The park is on an island off Costa Rica and is populated by actual, living dinosaurs that Hammond has created using DNA harvested from pre-historic insects. The scientists are joined by Hammond's two grandchildren during their preview of the park and the group is enjoying the tour in their computer-controlled cars until a storm knocks out power on the island. A park employee who wants to steal some of the dinosaur embryos takes advantage of the situation and sabotages the system, inadvertently causing the gigantic beasts to go on a rampage and forcing all the humans on the island to flee for their lives.

TV-PG

7:11 AM

Twister

The largest storm to hit Oklahoma in more than half a century is brewing, and it promises to drop multiple twisters into Tornado Alley. It's the storm that two rival groups of scientists--Jo Harding and her band of brash university students, and corporate-sponsored Dr. Jonas Miller and his sleek, crack cadre with their state-of-the-art research vans--have been waiting for to earn their place in meteorological history. Each team wants to be the first to launch their own equipment pack inside a twister to transmit valuable scientific data about tornado behavior. But to do so, they must put themselves directly in the path of the marauding monster--and stay always just ahead of the swirling twister, anticipating its every move. Adding to the charged atmosphere, Jo's soon-to-be-ex-husband, meteorologist Bill Harding, reluctantly joins Jo and his old crew for this last, epic chase.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Jurassic Park (DVS)

Eccentric millionaire John Hammond has invited three dinosaur experts see his new amusement park before it opens. The park is on an island off Costa Rica and is populated by actual, living dinosaurs that Hammond has created using DNA harvested from pre-historic insects. The scientists are joined by Hammond's two grandchildren during their preview of the park and the group is enjoying the tour in their computer-controlled cars until a storm knocks out power on the island. A park employee who wants to steal some of the dinosaur embryos takes advantage of the situation and sabotages the system, inadvertently causing the gigantic beasts to go on a rampage and forcing all the humans on the island to flee for their lives.

TV-PG

10:11 AM

Twister

The largest storm to hit Oklahoma in more than half a century is brewing, and it promises to drop multiple twisters into Tornado Alley. It's the storm that two rival groups of scientists--Jo Harding and her band of brash university students, and corporate-sponsored Dr. Jonas Miller and his sleek, crack cadre with their state-of-the-art research vans--have been waiting for to earn their place in meteorological history. Each team wants to be the first to launch their own equipment pack inside a twister to transmit valuable scientific data about tornado behavior. But to do so, they must put themselves directly in the path of the marauding monster--and stay always just ahead of the swirling twister, anticipating its every move. Adding to the charged atmosphere, Jo's soon-to-be-ex-husband, meteorologist Bill Harding, reluctantly joins Jo and his old crew for this last, epic chase.

TV-14

11:11 AM

Shoeway to Heaven

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Lost World: Jurassic Park, The

A few years back, venture capitalist John Hammond figured out how to recreate dinosaurs from DNA fragments encased in ember. He started a company called InGen, which placed the genetically engineered dinosaurs in a theme park on an island in Costa Rica. But the Jurassic Park systems broke down shortly before it could open, the dinosaurs got free and had to be destroyed, and the island was closed to the public. In the aftermath, everyone involved moved quickly to quash the story. InGen wanted to limit its liability. The Costa Rican government wanted to preserve its reputation as a tourist paradise. And the individual scientists who had been hired as consultants on the project were bound by the nondisclosure agreement to remain silent. But as Dr. Ian Malcolm is about to find out... something has survived.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Al Goes Deep

Married with Children

A football star's romance with Kelly jeopardizes Jefferson's lifesaving wager on a big game.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Shoeway to Heaven

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Jurassic Park (DVS)

Eccentric millionaire John Hammond has invited three dinosaur experts see his new amusement park before it opens. The park is on an island off Costa Rica and is populated by actual, living dinosaurs that Hammond has created using DNA harvested from pre-historic insects. The scientists are joined by Hammond's two grandchildren during their preview of the park and the group is enjoying the tour in their computer-controlled cars until a storm knocks out power on the island. A park employee who wants to steal some of the dinosaur embryos takes advantage of the situation and sabotages the system, inadvertently causing the gigantic beasts to go on a rampage and forcing all the humans on the island to flee for their lives.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with the Embryos, The

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Airport, The

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

Sunday, Nov 5
12:11 AM

Perspiration Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Also, Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Platonic Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium; a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily; and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the "UK Way," Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

4:11 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire, Lara Croft, journeys to a temple which has sunken underwater in search of lost treasures. During her expedition, Croft happens upon a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora's Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate. Chen Lo is in league with a bad guy named Reiss, who wants to use the priceless Box as a doomsday weapon.

TV-14

6:11 AM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the "UK Way," Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

7:11 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire, Lara Croft, journeys to a temple which has sunken underwater in search of lost treasures. During her expedition, Croft happens upon a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora's Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate. Chen Lo is in league with a bad guy named Reiss, who wants to use the priceless Box as a doomsday weapon.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Kelly Breaks Out

Married with Children

An untimely pimple threatens Kelly's acting career.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Business Sucks Part 1

Married with Children

Al refuses to allow breast feeding in the shoe store.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Maybe Baby

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie contemplate having a baby; Arthur recalls the day Carrie was born.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Dugan Groupie

King of Queens, The

Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the "UK Way," Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

3:11 PM

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire, Lara Croft, journeys to a temple which has sunken underwater in search of lost treasures. During her expedition, Croft happens upon a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora's Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate. Chen Lo is in league with a bad guy named Reiss, who wants to use the priceless Box as a doomsday weapon.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Dugan Groupie

King of Queens, The

Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the "UK Way," Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

6:11 PM

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire, Lara Croft, journeys to a temple which has sunken underwater in search of lost treasures. During her expedition, Croft happens upon a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora's Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate. Chen Lo is in league with a bad guy named Reiss, who wants to use the priceless Box as a doomsday weapon.

TV-14

9:11 PM

Avatar (DVS)

The story's hero is Jake Sully, an ex-Marine confined to a wheelchair. Bitter and disillusioned, he's still a warrior at heart. All Jake ever wanted was something worth fighting for and he ultimately finds it in the place he least expected- on a distant world. Jake has been recruited to join an expedition to the moon Pandora, which corporate interests are strip-mining for a mineral worth $20 million per kilogram on Earth. To facilitate their work, the humans use a link system that projects a person's consciousness into a hybrid of humans and Pandora's indigenous humanoid race, the Na'vi. This human-Na'vi hybrid a fully living, breathing body that resembles the Na'vi but possesses the individual human's thoughts, feelings and personality is known as an avatar. In his new avatar form, Jake can once again walk. His mission is to interact with and infiltrate the Na'vi with the hope of enlisting their help or at least their acquiescence in mining the ore. A beautiful Na'vi female, Neytiri, saves Jake's life reluctantly because even in his avatar body, Jake represents to her the human encroachment on the Na'vi's unspoiled world. As Jake's relationship with Neytiri deepens, along with his respect for the Na'vi, he faces the ultimate test as he leads an epic conflict that will decide nothing less than the fate of an entire world.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Avengers: Age of Ultron (DVS)

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

Monday, Nov 6
1:11 AM

Ant-Man (DVS)

After being armed by Dr. Hank Pym with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help Pym protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

TV-14